my gay ass:

I hate gay people. No I never said that 😻 I love faggots 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Moms car randomly dies in the middle of the road and it’s my job to call roadside assistance

Remember when WeRateDogs would post dogs who had ethnic names and change the names of the dogs to be American

Yesterday was drunk bearfacing Sunday

Is Cynthia Bailey ever at her house

Islamic Caliphate of America… when

Posted on instagram IF ANYONE CARES

“The only way to get to bear city is to walk on hot coals” Me:

Imagine being the screenwriter who typed out “wait. Is this fucking play about us?”

My American dream is moving to Yonkers

@tdutwo.bsky.social guess you’re not gonna be able to afford to fly anymore :((((

My car has a power liftgate and sometimes I just open it as a practice of gratitude

buzzed jo o clock

it's hilarous that i hope one day to be fucked in the ass

i'm an aspiring cocksucker

Ralph Pittman u r a faggot

I I pop my butt

Buzzed bean flickings are now

2026 in: bleached Mohawk grown in roots

don’t make me skeet aloneee

Thinking about getting into Hennessy as my next endeavor

May have accidentally took too many zinc supplements

SKIN OUT MI PUM PUM

There’s a lot of you I would love to sit on an L shaped couch with and talk to at a house party

Nigella Lawson on the TV and sound system on at the same time I just have her for visuals like a bar tv. Finishing the second half of my talenti coffee gelato. Hopefully it doesn’t fuck up my sleep schedule I need to get up early to go to the office tomorrow

I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

What the fuck

I can’t believe the state of current affairs has me going up for Hasan Piker

Not to harp on trite complaints about straight men but they have a tendency to only be able to refer to two or three names when it comes to something they feel like they know about and with fashion it’s issey miyake rick owens and hedi slimane

I saw someone trying to say that when Kathy Hilton called Lizzo “precious” she meant the model Precious Lee and I don’t think I’ve ever seen such bullshit in my life

Brit Eady is kinda funny for driving past Kenya Moore hair spa but that’s my MAMA

Madonna Grindr ad corny as fuck 🫩🫩

Saweetie is our generation’s Rasheeda like it’s so bad it’s incredible sometimes my example is her verse on that shygirl song

when you're so gagged you have to stop jerking off

last week i went to a gay bar with porn on the tvs and it was as chic as i imagined i even danced shirtless

addison rae

i logged on to this computer with the hopes of writing a novel and i'm tweeting

i've attached such an erotic context to the act of wearing flip flops that i can't wear them to go to my mom's house

one thing about appalachian looking lgbt people is that they will be married

wearing my todd sanfield endurance brief around the house

Music makes the peep hole cum together

It must be drive your Honda CR-V really slow day in Tampa, Florida

Music by Madonna being on top of the hot 100 when I was born 😭

A benevolent God wouldn’t make one of His children allergic to sesame seeds.

It’s faggot summer

there’s a place I know if you’re looking for a show where they go hardcore and there’s glitter on the floor