Aesthetically informed by this

My life hack is instead of spending money on an at home sauna I just sit in my hot car for a while on my phone I’m not even joking

Good morning to one of my favorite vocal performances ever

starbucks buying and closing teavanna ruined my life

Why are there tweetdeckers on bluesky

Waitttttt

YUBNQ😒

Sam Altman a faggot?

gm

I feel about New York the way I felt about LA in 2018

The Ronettes on The Beatles: “Fuck em.”

Maya Rudolph is Minnie Riperton’s daughter oh okay

One of the saddest things about ai is that it’s resurrected the concept of jingles which I think is an indication that when given the ease and access to do so people will be really corny

It is my belief that Phaedra Parks is spiritually Israeli

this will always be the most insane reaction pic 😭

Y’all I think I’m anxiously gassy :(

And I would clock a thousand chiles if I could just tea you

Thinking about this

Arizona green tea is now

Good morning I’m on the hunt for a pair of sexy flip flops and if I’m being entirely honest I think I saw the spiky louboutin flip flops on therealreal and that concept doesn’t seem like a terrible idea

Elizabeth Goodwin was ready to read

Have I said before that a man wearing flip flops can drive me crazy horny wise

Khiamerica

her joy is an act of resistance

waiting for a response to an email

gay flop semen hunters

my friends and i would've killed glup shitto with hammers

i dont even call it transgender anymore, i just call it "gender". just a glimpse into how trans my mind is becoming...

Ok this is NOT what we discussed yesterday

I am going to release a new skeet, and its made with something called words...

just saw a girl wearing a skirt....... as a top !!!

Good morning from one of my favorite musical performances ever

As the weather gets warmer let rush by troye Sivan be a reminder that sexy summer fun is not for fat people

Added people on LinkedIn

Streisand effect we need you girl

Not those poppers you gay boys do

Just ate so many jalapeño poppers

I feel like I need to explore the music career of one Willa Ford

LOVE this gif actually

love composing blueksy posts with my mechanical keyboard the tactile and auditory experience of the whole thing really feels like blogging

this is what it’s like to go outside rn

and that was cunt.

you know what I actually do use the fuck out of my harmon kardon soundsticks wireless i got off ebay...

Everybody be careful about getting more Chinese… this Lao gan ma stunk up my whole god damn house

Should I get lunch OR NAH

How can we connect ronniesus’s lack of online presence to this Benny blanco stuff… maybe Selena needed him

Me cross posting on instagram cf and Bluesky

What if we spelled it mißißippi