New gay club in Austin is giving whore behavior

*sigh* dj at gay club is ass

Yup! I’m #Gay

slept so bad :( 4 hours.

Forgot what I was going to say

Just received belgian besties visa in the mail so he’ll be able to come back to US

even the paparazzis team bryce

Id guess im a little over the 400 mark line

Knowing Ill never get to suck off Jude Bellinghams big brown uncut cock 😭😭😭

Jude Bellingham gives me smooth hole energy

sex with me so amazingggggg 🫦

saw little brown haired boy about 4 with big eyes welling over but not crying and the pang of not being a father hit me Omg I want to be a dad so bad 😭😭😭

apartment wants to raise rent 20% so I’m moving to a place that’s 30% more expensive just to spite them

True Life: I Can’t Stop Saying Bomboclat Wallahi

everyone at work, on bsky, in my group chats, talking about diarrhea today

asexual august incoming 💜🖤🩶🤍

*turning to my s/o* Change of plans, I have to post all day

I don’t like tattoos on guys 97% of the time 😔🫥

haven’t been to movie theater in two weeks … no new trailers dropping to be excited for … FUCK MY LIFE

KFC is bringing back its Popcorn Chicken after three years.

Visa to BR has been applied for

how do you know if shrimp has gone bad

picking up recreational Viagra script ahead of gym

first day taking pre workout

posted six days ago … damn how hot was b*lgium 😭😭

We should bring back doing this to cartoon characters

LMFAO IJBOL

The NYT closing the comments section on the Lindsay Graham obituary 30 minutes after publishing bc everyone was dragging him

Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt

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boy we ain’t in Paris what the fucks a we

I won’t them

saving new kelela album listening for São Paulo 🫣

💬 - Bubbles the Monkey has become a Mommy Vlogger

Oouuhh they clocked 'er daaahn, look at the way she's thinkin' she's freshly cort tuna tartare whole toime, 'er tucks slipped an' trades ployin' in 'er fice so naaasty, ohh that's hilaaarious

Ru! Never!

EVERYONE CHEERED

I hate when little kids be having those protruding pot bellies

oomf invited me to Korean bbq tn and he’s paying WE WON AMERICA

Ran into the guy who was blowing me off on IG — turns out he’s not that cute irl and I look way better + now he’s DMing me and I get to turn him down. WE WON

it is friday my queens

"An account with this avatar was blocked" post. You open it and it's a long forgotten picture of your grandmother as a younger woman. You must have been a child at that age. She looks happier than you ever knew her. You could not possibly have memories from that age. The TL refreshes and it's gone

bakery didn’t have chocolate chip cookies I wanted

coconut water . .. it make sure this cookie tea 💋

Minced = fascist Garlic = sympathizers

finally took off privacy screen protector for my phone in like, years. Oh my God, screen looks like 40 K ultra HD

Drunk texted guy I like that I used to pray for a man like him