fucking is my cardio

old 😂

wait what happened to Maggie g

Because I’m adopted, I’ve always felt this longing to know more about who I i am and where I come from. After so many years of searching I took a dna test and finally got answers. My real mom is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta and I am 100% little fcking monster!!!!

the king of pop is back

smoked some weed and cranked my hog while blasting house music

I just took my first trazadone

I wanna bully tf outta Hannah horvath

ijboc

i jbol

get a job . ..

I have a cure for long covid but I won’t be releasing it to the gp until Caroline polachek goes number 1

Kelela will release new album ‘new avatar’ on June 12.

real talk i really wanna date a 43 year old that definitely needs to be my next move

Hike time

I really want to get an abortion this summer

fuuck I’m Hung over and exhausted

who said gay guys can’t go to a birthday party on Sunday ?!!! 😋😋

little brother just called to tell me he got a six figure job offer lined up for when he graduates next year !!!!!!!!!

Hey siri, play contact by kelela

99% Diet Coke 1% Dr Pepper EXTRA ICE This is a great recipe to use in lieu of traditional western medicine to treat colds, mental illness, etc.

just woke up from a nap and skipped my afternoon plans

and if I could only take as much as I needed I would take everything you have

who said gay guys can't listen to Black Bathing Suit by Lana del Rey while filing a credit card dispute on a flight that got cancelled bc the airline went out of business?!! 😋

REAL — If yall have not checked out any of John Early’s work he’s hilarious. Search Party, Stress Positions, his stand up work.

have you ever seen a pretty side get ugly like this ? messy like this? losing thxir shit ?!

Why is she out of prison?? Get away from Slayyyter!!

he said my body was tea … but he only drank water

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 🍿🍿🍿🍿

I love proving the nay sayers wrong 😋

who said gay guys can’t watch a 6 pm showing of Devil Wears Prada 2? 😋

hopping onto Letterboxd and seeing people I follow loving Mother Mary

Zero likes fuck all y’all

b-b-b-bennie and the jets

Tate McRae stuns in new photos.

They’re taking about my oomf 🤩🤩🤩

kreayshawn Gucci Gucci Part ii >> Confessions doodoo

I’m yelling 📣 FREE V-NASTY till my throat is raspy !

switching it up and doing my run at 5 pm instead of my usual 6 pm slot

Mike White after Helena Bonham Carter quit:

Noah Kahan is … in his 20’s o.0

Yamaton, the mascot of Yamato City in Kanagawa Prefecture, is a green leaf fairy whose favourite drink is morning dew.

iphone's youtube icon (2007)

Colman Domingo kinda a terrible actor

now that was a classic, a timeless classic

Had dinner w a friend now im getting ready for bed

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

wtf is a kilometer