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Vin Diesel is the male version of Tara Reid.

Also, I made cocktails!

we shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s snowing…or raining…or too hot… basically we shouldn’t have to go to work.

trapped ‘em

A cat named Clawdette

Anne Sullivan:

Meredith really said “I will NOT be caught slurring my words again!”

cole escola is writing a miss piggy movie? never clocking into work again

bought xl underwear cawk feels so happy

dl dude leavin the garage

n’ver ‘nuff nut nov’

No kink at the Annual Firehouse Halloween Boo-Bash!

I’ll take a manhattan in a coupe of this size

Flouncy Magoo

I need a high protein ginger ale

Bae saw it first (IG close friends)

I miss when pump and dump was just about one night stands…

the cave they’re exploring

Utahn is a fucking crazy demonym

this is how I dress for a road trip.

I doubt that I will ever watch The Dark and the Wicked again, but it is one of my favorite scary movies since it made me realize that I was in love with @penacolada2293.bsky.social and led us to spending the rest of our lives together. Happy Spooky Season Y'all. Be scared, be loved.

Jsu Garcia as Rod Lane in A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).

this fuckin narc

sodomyholes reveals to Klarna that he's back in the mood to goon all weekend.

when you use the car chap stick after the first frost of the year

leaving the salt business starting my new venture

This is the only Muzzy I know and respect.

ice cream... but make it mama

wanting to be book is not book

The first time I flew down to visit Adrian, it was Halloween weekend in 2021. At the time I was horror-shy, but excited for someone to curate some scary movies for me. We watched a lot including The Shining and Haunt, but the one that stuck out the most was The Dark and the Wicked.

festive

church? in post goon-nut-clarity?!

this is how we prepare to spatchcock a chicken in our house

avatar orchestra tonight

party @ the soup vending machine. the secret password: sodium

fagsmut

Over the Garden Wall (2014)

gonna start telling restaurants I’m practicing financial sobriety when they give me the check

need more sax solos

mood, spooky but ready

imagine the reverb when the Phantom beefs in his lair/labyrinth beneath the opera house.

sometimes I like to cheer myself up by looking up a former colleague who has pivoted into "single divorced mom of 3" influencer

The leech on my arm purifying my body.

In ABC's defense, Jimmy Kimmel should have said something much less offensive during his monologue, such as advocating that we kill homeless people.

which one of you f4gs started a company?