fagsmut

Over the Garden Wall (2014)

gonna start telling restaurants I’m practicing financial sobriety when they give me the check

need more sax solos

mood, spooky but ready

imagine the reverb when the Phantom beefs in his lair/labyrinth beneath the opera house.

sometimes I like to cheer myself up by looking up a former colleague who has pivoted into "single divorced mom of 3" influencer

The leech on my arm purifying my body.

In ABC's defense, Jimmy Kimmel should have said something much less offensive during his monologue, such as advocating that we kill homeless people.

which one of you f4gs started a company?

finding the hole hittin’ it hard

big loss for the Baters

dipped an apple cider donut into coffee

Nothing hotter than a man who cooks with a little towel over his shoulder 😌

just bit into a crisp and locally grown honeycrisp.

chat, which hashtag do you think brought this to my page

I need a V8K8SH1

me after a sip of alcheehall

his real name isn't bruno mars?

the disgusting, depraved, humiliating stuff we would do right now to get a good contractor to come in and fix our one shower is beyond the scope of comprehension.

weekend vibes.

marrying him in 96 days

good riddance to august 2025

me to rudy

the only thing I’m clapping for more than 14min is some cheeks

there’s a baby in this fucking movie theater

pride, italian

mood

fuck off karen

apple season is back

“dead inside but still horny” is corny as hell until it happens to you.

Today we’re grateful for: Jamie Lee Curtis, Tia Carrere, and practical effects of True Lies.

fiance keeps fingering my kneeussy in front of his parents

don't tell me to "choose a color marble" and then film that marble race like it's the blair witch project. I wanna see that yellow marble from soup to nuts.

I found satan in the parking lot of a Tully’s good times.

dont understand why i keep getting ads for hole busters 3d

I’d like to hear her thoughts on labubu.

customer request: Pink Himalayan Sea Salt, but needs to be mined in the United States.

chat. it tuesday

"stick to menswear"

how I seppuku-ed my sciatica.

Felt an autumnal chill in the air this morning 😊🍂

RAGE BATE

we should start inserting "music on demand" back into songs