Real ones know

🥹🥹

My only contribution to the discourse is that the word “skircle” has a bad mouthfeel and I don’t like it.

Queen who copies everyone else’s drag named Anne Thropic

Guys, Japan? Pretty cool

Heisenberg’s gay drunk karaoke uncertainty principle: you either have the right key or you’re on the beat, but never both at the same time.

Choose your fighter

That one directional eye test is the best because it can really tell if your vision is Eヨ (いいよ)

Tokyo so far

Delta lighting got me doing that dumb bathroom selfie thing

助け、日本。日本、助けてくれる。 (今週日本へ行く)

Just discovered the “compare” button on Hevy and now I’m with @adamthechemist.bsky.social, shit’s evil

I really appreciate the lengths my Japanese teaching app goes to to provide practical, everyday vocab examples.

Sorry, my friend group is homogenous?? Yeah they’re all gay but I don’t think they’re THAT smart

Mulling a move out of LA just so my mother can’t make me come down and do housework for her.

Hi. Why tf you spoiling drag race at 6:55 PT, huh?

is bsky back up yet?

Need somebody to tell me the next company that’s about to stop making rubber bands or picture frames or whatever and pivot to AI.

The Coachella looks

😁😁🥰🥰

People on X make up stories about arguments happening on bsky when what’s really happening is a nonstop deluge of AI slop resist lib cringe.

Got my kicks tonight watching a food delivery robot stuck at a light because it can’t press the crosswalk button but it also can’t cross if the walk light doesn’t turn even if the traffic light is green.

My kingdom for a 2-way residential street in LA that is actually wide enough for 2-way traffic.

I just think that Rachel Zegler

Getting drunk and playing Balatro at SFO

All my little online purchases synced up to maximize their joint slay

The fact that I’m seeing people ragging on this one-word challenge but I’m not seeing the actual challenge is a surreal way to learn I’m on one side of gaysky and everyone else is on another, apparently

At least she’s trying!

Please support my daughter’s new album 🙏 she’d really appreciate the streams 🥹 have a blessed day music.apple.com/us/album/wor...

She came for the pasta……….. but got lost in the sauce 😏

I’d be shit scared being friends with Sarah Koenig. One minute we’re talking over brunch about how my cousin flubbed the haftorah at her bat mitzvah and next thing I know I’m narrating a 3-part series about it with really spooky scoring.

I’m in a mixed Good Touch / Bad Touch relationship (one of us is old enough to remember Bloodhound Gang and the other isn’t)

Charli XCX made a whole movie working out her anxieties about someday being treated by fans and music industry professionals the way Chappell Roan gets treated by them all the time.

Oh no they’re going to cut him from the next Scream

Nymphia has tried for an entire career to make 'banana' funny and Darlene just—

RIDE THE D!!! +++ Sent from my single-occupant personal vehicle.

Posting Hevy to piss off @adamthechemist.bsky.social and nothing more

Ain’t no mountain high enough Ain’t no mountain low enough Ain’t no mountain wide enough To keep me from mountain you

Everyone Else at the Gym Is Annoying Except Me, a memoir

Did moderation bot take the weekend off, damn

I started a new diet and exercise program about 3 months ago. I wasn’t in bad shape before, but now that I’m down 11lb and 5% body fat, I’m not mad at the effort (and it’s been a lot of effort). My ego won’t allow to me post the before photos, but they are on my instagram.

Hang the DJ <<< the DJ hung?

I get the White Lotus inspiration but I don’t know that I needed Pikachu Greg and Tanya

Call me a bluetooth headset the way I’m giving hands-free

Looks like a weird turn for the sequel but I guess I’ll go see it

I’m just not seeing his appeal

I’m sorry, I look hotter than clavicular. I cannot imagine doing that many peds and taking a ball-peen to the face to get to mid and punchable

Sweet potatoes, baked just right, taste a little like french toast and that thought is the only thing getting me through this diet.