everyone’s freaking out about this but i for one am grateful for how trump has the most transparent administration in history & says he wants to kill you to your face instead of lying about it behind your back like the previous administration 😌

Top: You’re so full of myself

He…signed a bill forcing him to do a thing he could’ve just done under his own authority immediately……..

you could have it all / my empire of flirt

Whenever I’m having a bad day, I take solace in remembering that Lindsey Halligan’s is definitely worse.

Toula and Zeus

We as gay men have music video night in and music video night out (drag show)

The costumes: 1. Abbott and Costello 2. Ticketmaster’s blue queue walking guy and an online ticket scalper 3. Goldballs/Egg (group b-tier X-Men costume)

My boyfriend baked cookies and made manhattans and turned on Shin Godzilla and I love him

The homosexual urge to just do the exercise the most jacked guy in the gym is doing right after him.

My gym is my Church of Gains and when they pass me the communion protein shake, we say “Take this, our daily lead, and drink from it…”

Somewhere in the Pentagon there is a portrait labeled “Pete Hugseth” that’s getting kinder and less bloodthirsty for boats.

Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager: And where do you see yourself in five days

Why are they running? Babes, slow down, it’s giving World War Z

Surgery recovery, but make it fashion

im working late

Literally the city with the “gimme migrants” plaque

Everything is sex except sex, which is cardio

I also stunned at Chappell Roan’s show in Pasadena if you even care

TaskAster, wherein five comedians compete in series of hilarious and horrifying meditations on indulging one’s anxieties and inherited trauma

I really like One Battle After Another, but I think people who found it overrated were probably turned off by the first act because it is, I’m sorry, at least 2x too long and cloddishly written.

Inane Stritch

Who up siggin their skyr?

He doesn’t know he’s 10 today

I rolled credits on Silksong by accident lol

How is this place already falling apart??

RIP 😢

It’s true. Lately we’re (sword)fighting all the time.

Sequels don’t use “Too” to mean 2 anymore 😩 where’s the whimsy?

Are we taking over France? because I wanna nibble on your boner part

Wild that Andor’s writers won an Emmy in part for a speech about fascist authoritarian creep in the same week that the media empire that greenlit it pulled a late night comedian off air for offending the regime.

Born to sing the silk song, made to type the tippy taps

I got in a Sabrina Car penter

These days the only monoculture we have is a throat swab.

Suing Team Cherry over the platforming in Greymoor

the other hours got jealous

Lola Young said WHAT

Is Resident Evil (2002, Paul WS Anderson) a science fiction film? I’m selling a score

I wanna shoot rope like I’m Alfred Hitchcock

Whud i miss?

Starting to pronounce “Burning Man” as “Birmingham” so people stop asking me questions. And on that note, see y’all in a week and some change.

Between “The Long Walk” and “Running Man,” I’m starting to think Stephen King just doesn’t like exercise

I support AI eleven toes down

What’s an opinion world?

COULD you des cribe Eeeverything with one single word. You know? Like…

Determined to make @libidinalspaces.bsky.social regret convincing me to watch Dark

ChatGPT venting to Claude:

And Cuomo knows this. It goes back to this belief that receiving public services needs to come with some level of suffering or else we’ve made it “too easy.” The same reason conservatives online get pissed when someone buys steak with SNAP benefits. We think being poor doesn’t hurt enough on its own

My office has already instituted a 4-day work week in that I am catatonic and unproductive on Mondays.

What is this, Hayao Miyaschlocky? Studio Scribbly??