“I can’t believe Michael Rapaport is making me feel bad for Colton Underwood.” —my bf

RIP “pivot to video” you would’ve loved every podcast being consumed as 30s clips on TikTok

“How Bad Do U Want Me” is a Taylor Swift song. Don’t fight me

Still kinda shocked I’m seeing Gaga tonight. LA was really blessed with this one-night only, no phones allowed show.

Chuckling to myself remembering the NYE party I went to the DJ just fully forgot to do a countdown at midnight. Some girls were PRESSED.

This scene has haunted me since I first saw Prince of Darkness 17 years ago and this article understands it perfectly. I feel so seen.

RIP Albert Camus you would’ve loved The Traitors

Cevicii

Is somebody gonna match my geek? Need somebody people call “unique” Is somebody gonna match my whimsy? Silly texting got my phone ascii

Can we celebrate this birthday boy right here please???? @libidinalspaces.bsky.social

Ah yes, the capital offense of pronouns in bio.

Zoomed on in oomf’s thirst trap 😏😏 (to try and read the kanji on the wall hang behind him)

I feel like we used to be a lot more subtle at regime change in South America. Whatever happened to covertly arming an insurgent group?

“Kinetic action”? Babe, get in here, new euphemism for extrajudicial fuckery just dropped

You only have to manufacture consent if you believe in consent.

Do you think Bush is following this like “Damn, man, I had to manufacture consent through fake WMD stories in the Times before I was allowed to do anything but Trump just does it. He’s so lucky!”

I spent my New Years hunched over a toilet bowl. Inauspicious beginnings to 2026!

Soft! at the Impromptu Sex Hang

1. I’ll try 2. Best advice I’ve gotten all year 3. Finally, someone agrees!! 4. But I already have @adamthechemist.bsky.social

What happened to the other seven edgers 😳

mewwy cwimmus ♥️

Going to a SAG Hamnet screening just to ask Paul Mescal the One Perfect Question to make him fall in love with me.

One can only hope putting his name before “memorial” feels eerily prescient at some point in the near future.

More songs should start with a vocal warmup built into the track, like Mr. Sandman

My egg white burn rate has eclipsed my grocery store’s stock rate.

This was designed in Figma? That’s not gonna work. It’s incompatible with our CMS, Ligma ☹️

dope

In time, we all become that which once repulsed us (e.g. the guy who drinks egg whites straight from the carton)

Gonna need a really vocal supporting actor word-of-mouth campaign for my boy Dylan O’Brien in Twinless to start soon

Is this drag queen…named after a This American Life producer, or is that just an insane coincidence??

I’m in this photo and do not like it

Black Friday is for boycotting Amazon, flying away from family, and drinking an espresso martini when you get home

I smoked my cousins’ kids’ asses at hide and seek I’m so fucken good at thanksgiving

I really respect that they did not automatically confer Dr. Jekyll’s PhD to Mr. Hyde. It’s like, no dog, just because you’re in the same body doesn’t give you the bona fides.

NO

everyone’s freaking out about this but i for one am grateful for how trump has the most transparent administration in history & says he wants to kill you to your face instead of lying about it behind your back like the previous administration 😌

Top: You’re so full of myself

He…signed a bill forcing him to do a thing he could’ve just done under his own authority immediately……..

you could have it all / my empire of flirt

Whenever I’m having a bad day, I take solace in remembering that Lindsey Halligan’s is definitely worse.

Toula and Zeus

We as gay men have music video night in and music video night out (drag show)

The costumes: 1. Abbott and Costello 2. Ticketmaster’s blue queue walking guy and an online ticket scalper 3. Goldballs/Egg (group b-tier X-Men costume)

My boyfriend baked cookies and made manhattans and turned on Shin Godzilla and I love him

The homosexual urge to just do the exercise the most jacked guy in the gym is doing right after him.

My gym is my Church of Gains and when they pass me the communion protein shake, we say “Take this, our daily lead, and drink from it…”

Somewhere in the Pentagon there is a portrait labeled “Pete Hugseth” that’s getting kinder and less bloodthirsty for boats.

Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager: And where do you see yourself in five days

Why are they running? Babes, slow down, it’s giving World War Z