Athletic Greens is people

Cana-DUH I love him ((This wedding is in Canada. That’s important context.))

AI-written song for a father-daughter dance 🙃🙃 all straight weddings on hold until further notice

Give a man a catfish? He really thinks he ate. Teach a man to catfish…

You can lead a whorse to thotter, but you can’t make it twink.

I won’t be taking a gander

My baby can crash out, he can cash out, he can even lash out, as long as he doesn’t dash out.

In French, “AI” is “IA.” Don’t hate it as much as “IA” do you, huh?

The higher the fade, the closer to heaven

dick so balls ✨

That’s what I’ve been saying this whole time!!

My coworker has one of those artificial backgrounds on Teams and it looks like if Apple designed the Backrooms.

Forbidden Oreo www.cnet.com/home/kitchen...

Blaring red recession indicator

More like Badrooms

Citizens Uniteder

I think on the left we talk too much about pronouns. I’m starting a dialogue on antecedents.

love adult men into one kind of dress up having a problem with someone being into two types of dress up

Eating Beefeater beef at Fuckinghim Palace

MAHA gays switching from coconut oil to beef tallow in the bedroom

Learning yesterday that Byron Allen is paying the Ellisons to air his shows instead of the other way around really helped it all click for me.

Survivor: Top Brass vs. Top Ass (CEOs against top 0.1% OF creators)

I miss themed Survivor seasons ☹️☹️

You caught me at a high fiber time in my life

In the market for a less stressful job that pays better

The amount I’ve packed for a clothing optional weekend simply does not pencil out

Real ones know

🥹🥹

My only contribution to the discourse is that the word “skircle” has a bad mouthfeel and I don’t like it.

Queen who copies everyone else’s drag named Anne Thropic

Guys, Japan? Pretty cool

Heisenberg’s gay drunk karaoke uncertainty principle: you either have the right key or you’re on the beat, but never both at the same time.

Choose your fighter

That one directional eye test is the best because it can really tell if your vision is Eヨ (いいよ)

Tokyo so far

Delta lighting got me doing that dumb bathroom selfie thing

助け、日本。日本、助けてくれる。 (今週日本へ行く)

Just discovered the “compare” button on Hevy and now I’m with @adamthechemist.bsky.social, shit’s evil

I really appreciate the lengths my Japanese teaching app goes to to provide practical, everyday vocab examples.

Sorry, my friend group is homogenous?? Yeah they’re all gay but I don’t think they’re THAT smart

Mulling a move out of LA just so my mother can’t make me come down and do housework for her.

Hi. Why tf you spoiling drag race at 6:55 PT, huh?

is bsky back up yet?

Need somebody to tell me the next company that’s about to stop making rubber bands or picture frames or whatever and pivot to AI.

The Coachella looks

😁😁🥰🥰

People on X make up stories about arguments happening on bsky when what’s really happening is a nonstop deluge of AI slop resist lib cringe.

Got my kicks tonight watching a food delivery robot stuck at a light because it can’t press the crosswalk button but it also can’t cross if the walk light doesn’t turn even if the traffic light is green.

My kingdom for a 2-way residential street in LA that is actually wide enough for 2-way traffic.