Ain’t no mountain high enough Ain’t no mountain low enough Ain’t no mountain wide enough To keep me from mountain you

Everyone Else at the Gym Is Annoying Except Me, a memoir

Did moderation bot take the weekend off, damn

I started a new diet and exercise program about 3 months ago. I wasn’t in bad shape before, but now that I’m down 11lb and 5% body fat, I’m not mad at the effort (and it’s been a lot of effort). My ego won’t allow to me post the before photos, but they are on my instagram.

Hang the DJ <<< the DJ hung?

I get the White Lotus inspiration but I don’t know that I needed Pikachu Greg and Tanya

Call me a bluetooth headset the way I’m giving hands-free

Looks like a weird turn for the sequel but I guess I’ll go see it

I’m just not seeing his appeal

I’m sorry, I look hotter than clavicular. I cannot imagine doing that many peds and taking a ball-peen to the face to get to mid and punchable

Sweet potatoes, baked just right, taste a little like french toast and that thought is the only thing getting me through this diet.

When the moon Hits your guy And then also Your other guy That’s polyamoré

Free drag king name up for grabs: Richard Twitch

I love my lil monster 😘😘 @sullyhasthots.bsky.social

It’s always subway takes, never subway gives 😒

it's a me, a compromising scenario!

Launching Romeo Is a Deadman and shouting “SUDA!” the way Ludicris says “LUDA!”

Out: Bottom fishing In: Topaganda

Every lighting scenario in my home is bad, but I feel good

You know you’ve fucked up when you’ve radicalized the “14/10 very boopable snoot” guy

It’s important to accept the dualities in life (e.g. stellar winery tour over the weekend, violent food poisoning today)

Feeling really good about the gay bar I’m going to to watch Drag Race tonight

Y'all should try Fotogenic Cock Friday sheeeeeeesh back it up, light the scene

Dreams suck because they’re improv

Has anyone ever given long shrift?

I gasped at the news alert. My heart. A favorite memory from my time at Variety was attending the Vanity Fair Oscar Party one year & seeing Catherine O’Hara get starstruck meeting Katie Perry for first time, and I remember thinking “You’re Catherine O’Hara!! She should be starstruck meeting you!!”

Gay Male Pickup Artistry: From “Naw, Dog” to Raw Dog in 15 Easy Steps Book deal plsss

@adamthechemist.bsky.social 君はクソビッチでしたが、今はただ太っています

What is this, Peemu? What is this, Shamazon? What is this, Incendumbmen? What is this, Norttu? What is this, Poofandy? What is this, Really Awry? What is this, JJ Fallibu?

Opus (2025)

From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.

My favorite yaoi manga is Berserk

The more I listen to interviews with Anthropic researchers, the more I think they must be the most delusional or unwell of the frontier labs.

“I can’t believe Michael Rapaport is making me feel bad for Colton Underwood.” —my bf

RIP “pivot to video” you would’ve loved every podcast being consumed as 30s clips on TikTok

“How Bad Do U Want Me” is a Taylor Swift song. Don’t fight me

Still kinda shocked I’m seeing Gaga tonight. LA was really blessed with this one-night only, no phones allowed show.

Chuckling to myself remembering the NYE party I went to the DJ just fully forgot to do a countdown at midnight. Some girls were PRESSED.

This scene has haunted me since I first saw Prince of Darkness 17 years ago and this article understands it perfectly. I feel so seen.

RIP Albert Camus you would’ve loved The Traitors

Cevicii

Is somebody gonna match my geek? Need somebody people call “unique” Is somebody gonna match my whimsy? Silly texting got my phone ascii

Can we celebrate this birthday boy right here please???? @libidinalspaces.bsky.social

Ah yes, the capital offense of pronouns in bio.

Zoomed on in oomf’s thirst trap 😏😏 (to try and read the kanji on the wall hang behind him)

I feel like we used to be a lot more subtle at regime change in South America. Whatever happened to covertly arming an insurgent group?

“Kinetic action”? Babe, get in here, new euphemism for extrajudicial fuckery just dropped

You only have to manufacture consent if you believe in consent.

Do you think Bush is following this like “Damn, man, I had to manufacture consent through fake WMD stories in the Times before I was allowed to do anything but Trump just does it. He’s so lucky!”