more like Anne Hastowork amirite??

does my new profile pic make my ass look fat?

requires: direct sunlight, frequent watering, and lidol treats

My only Coachella regret is not seeing Turnstile live youtu.be/cwQOnn7hAZI?...

America runs on computer vomit

I long for the halcyon days of ‘wikipedia is not a primary source’ when we now let predictive text write policy briefs

it’s her day

bluesky's the limit

i’ve got so many partially used ingredients in my cupboards, I decant even

My gay guide to Coachella, the unmissable performances: - Slayyyter - Addison Rae - FKA twigs - Karol G I’m still grinning ear to ear thinking about each one

just followed my plug on Isn'tagram 🤭

My therapist is agreeing with me too much and that doesn’t comport with my “you’re always wrong and bad” thing

I’ve spent the past two weeks trying to recover my text message history from my old android onto my new iphone to no avail. I’m never beating the yearning allegations. And fuck you Tim Apple

boyfriendchella ✨

Belieb it or not this is tragic

I hope those gays eat their words because I experienced ego death at Addisonraechella

Walked into Coachella and learned there are still many many Beliebers

i’m in the Louvre straight up jorkin’ it and by it i mean my Penis de Milo.

*sniffles* You rang?

We're sending people around the moon again and still no one can tell me why deli meat tastes better when folded not shingled

Need Alan Cumming to do this to them all, one by one

All my little online purchases synced up to maximize their joint slay

It came early this year along with the jasmine 🥹🥹

A video for every track???

i just think that women in music...

Slayyyter is about to change my life yet again

When an Almond Mom and a Bean Dad love each other very much they make a Butter Noodles Kid

Omg Trader Joe's is busy on a Monday after work? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite Bella Hadid?

creaming, crying, throwing down

tbh straights' "I want to have his baby" is weirder than 99% of what gay people say

happy Oscars 🙂‍↕️ this wine has legs

I used to think baby talk was cringe and then I got in a relationship and now I'm the cringe 🥰

Nymphia has tried for an entire career to make 'banana' funny and Darlene just—

That's a fitted sheet, bitch!

🫪🫪

you're monogamous? you mean a one-trick pony?

iiiii don't wanna work, but I'm not sure the drum is gonna support our weight 😳

I don't want to work, I want to develop obnoxiously specific opinions about the best recording of Mahler's Symphony No. 2 or try every gin known to man

You did squirt, good

Harry Styles' "Asleep! at the Disco"

French Gen Zs must loooove talking to their cats, huh

In my sisyphus era

im on thst typo shit laetly

[Lauren Bacall voice] My favorite time of week is -end

In a world full of river runoff, the Aperol Spritz is a cocktail foist upon us by Big Color™ and I lap that shit up

In LA, snow comes in bumps not banks

some gay guy music video night themes for your weekend: - women on cars (empowering) - women in office buildings - women walking - women in STEM - some men allowed - canonically lesbian

survivor time :)

Heading out for a hookup like, gonna go run some Aarons...

hump day 🐪 calls for the raw that broke the damsel's back