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Tha fuck is this

My boyfriend and I have a frot relationship

One thing about me is I will not pay to go see another artist at The Wiltern, even if I really like them

I hate when my tasks keep me from completing my 𝐓𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬

Sci-Fi September! #LetterboxdFriday

the other hours got jealous

I'm saving my first bookmark for marriage 😇

I don't hate Taylor Swift's music, it just all tastes like soap :/

A balanced girl dinner of prosciutto and cheetos

Dispensary serial killer called the Weed Whacker

Having a low-grade fever must be torture for a precocious child

for whom the bell tacos [𝐄𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐁𝐮𝐳𝐳𝐞𝐫] for whom the taco bells [𝐄𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐁𝐮𝐳𝐳𝐞𝐫] for whom th

fast casual friday

#NowListening ... sadgirl summer starts now

There's always that one bus line you have a personal vendetta against

da puppey

tale as old as time

You're supposed to replace your douche bulb after how many miles?

Having a boyfriend is like having a dog because I don't really ever call him by his name

I thought tradie was quaint Australian slang for vers, but turns out it just means tradesman

My #NewMusicFriday picks: indie girls stay winning

[closing the dryer door] From lint you came, and to lint you shall return...

charli FCF

Now listening... two overlooked albums from June

IT FUCKEN WHIMSY

Having to walk past the Tesla Diner with a line around the block every day is pretty terrible for the psyche

Something magical happens when you mix guacamole, sour cream, and hot sauce

Why does it kinda feel like Northern Europe (UK alt girls & Scandinavian producers) is saving American pop 🤔

Every day, I'm so very thankful for my four friends with good taste in music

British toddler playing Candy Crush: hooked on phone x

Drank too much coffee now I've got ✨ body diaspora ✨

Put your hands up* for disaffected, copenhagen-pop summer!!! *behind your head while you stare at the ceiling in bed

Will post pole+hole if she charts hot 100

I'm gonna need you girls to stream the new Kesha album. My standing in a fantasy league depends on it

PSA: Please burn all your American flag speedos promptly

Every day on bluesky, I see or read about some new-to-me body-horror sex thing. And my question is why

if you're gonna kiss the homies goodnight you should also tuck in their shirt tags, fix their windswept hair, and thumb the ketchup smear from their upper lip

standing in my truth

can I come over and stare at you like this

step-pets

They really should have booked Charli xcx for the F1 soundtrack. All she does is sing about cars and stardom

i'm in love i'm in love and i dont care who knows it

Saw a production of Hamlet tonight in which Hamlet refers to his mother as a "cumdump". So yeah, the théâtre...

Who needs therapy when I have spambots

me when my bf comes over

I'm still not sure what that guy from The National was on about with those spiders

Hades II v1.0 will fix me

I hate AI and surveillance but I also live in any number of American cities without functional nighttime transit systems without millions of dollars and many years too late to invest and don't want to rely on unpredictable humans in murder boxes, so fuck me, right?

i feel like chamoy is the next ethnic flavor to get gentrified