[Beatles voice] All you need is Kill! ᴰᵁᴺ ᴰᵁnun duₙᵤₙ

just another gay in higher ed

Free hump day captions for you rapscallions: Pillage my village Loot my chute Plunder my under Sack my back Pilfer my filther Siege my reej

'the cottage' cottage industry: fujoshi and Etsy profits

dense, historic downtowns are so alive because they've got that hustle and bustle culture, the right gridset

Where's Putthead?

Is somebody gonna match my geek? Need somebody people call “unique” Is somebody gonna match my whimsy? Silly texting got my phone ascii

tfw im a rescue llama

gay guy music video night killed the radio star

It's my birthday, so tonight I'm eating oysters and getting shucked

What happened to the other seven edgers 😳

miss me with the traditional family values propaganda

We're celebrating with a double feature of the Michelle Pfeiffer Christmasverse: Batman Returns & Oh What Fun

mewwy cwimmus ♥️

All I want for Christmas is consistently mixed streaming apps

Waymos ding, are they listening? In their lane, always distancing. A baffling sight, We're happy tonight, Riding in a robot vehicle.

the best way to spread holiday queer is lip-syncing loud for all to hear

The only useful AI assistant would be one that answers all my mom’s questions during movies.

I desperately need everyone on facebook marketplace to stop overvaluing their used goods that i'm hauling away for you

sipping a cortado out of the tiniest cup imaginable

Calling it: Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands are my favorite acts this year

Gay guys love to listen to the same 6 albums all year and then argue about music outlets' Top 50 rankings

It's her day

g' mornin'

No Good Deed: Property is theft! Housing is a human right!

Top: You’re so full of myself

you could have it all / my empire of flirt

I need Martin from King Arthur Baking to stretch and fold me

No YOU spent your Sunday 3d modeling your apartment

fuck i love mustard

We as gay men have music video night in and music video night out (drag show)

At the Michelin starred restaurant, eating off a bathroom tile ✨

It is hard to overstate: this is one of the most impressive productions, a hands-down masterpiece of an album, I've ever heard in my music-filled life. ROSALÍA 👑

good morning(?)

Nut-vember with sound on

ʰᵒʷ ᵈⁱᵈ ʷᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ʰᵉᵉᵉᵉʳᵉ

it's her day

All I do is eat hot chip and die (to Typhon)

Single and ready to mingle: my bf dropped HIS phone on MY face while we were scrolling

Oh you're a quantitative researcher? You mean Numpad Warrior??

potatoes au gratis

I know we all watch spooky films in October, but what about: Sci Fi September Noir November Documentary December Janus Films January Funnies February (begrudgingly) Movie Musical March Action April Movie May Juno June (we just watch Juno repeatedly) Japanese Films July Animated August

dogsitting but this dog only flops

moisturized uninsured sappy in my lane unfocused perishing

I know why the caged twink creams

i love gay halloween, what do you mean youre Alana Haim as Mae West, no not that Mae West, a member of a fictional revolutionary organization, remember when she gets her wig snatched by a bullet!, from Paul Thomas Anderson's film One Battle After Another, itself based on the famed postmodern nov—

It's craaaaazy Chappell Roan wrote a *GAYER* ymca

It's a big weekend for gay men in LA

Moving west in LA really means trading Transit-Oriented Development for Car-Oriented Depression :/

🩷🖤