when you think about it, it's almost foolish NOT to do a crime www.npr.org/2026/05/07/n...

“The steep cuts to the program's inspectors baffled CDC officials since the small team's staff is not paid for by taxpayer dollars. Fees from cruise ships companies pay for the program, which is supposed to inspect large vessels at least twice a year.”

I think it’s bad that the social internet has been reduced to short clips of the full version of things, and creatives will suffer even more because of this demand.

War Again

Trixie and Katya pictured with a fan

this is so beyond fucked. take care while watching the video.

watching any SNL clip brings back the trauma of being forced by a coworker to watch a 4 minute 37 second SNL clip on their phone

“get gangsta when necessary” you just know this is from someone who has notorious BIG lyrics on the wall in live laugh love font

silicon valley is a herd of rugged individualists blindly following each other into one dumb trend after the other

the worst part is that media, especially local news, love to write these alarmist nutritional studies up and inevitably when a competing or contradictory report comes along, the public throws their hands up and writes off the entire field of science as hackery

the people I know who are best dealing with this moment are hitting the weights because real ones know that in order to help others you have to be strong and take care of yourself first

Lower Red Canyon, 4/29/2026, 6:26:27 AM

weird, this is almost word for word the note my wife handed me just before I stood up to make a speech at our wedding

trump aside, I want to ask these people the last time they saw any 79 year old learn his lesson

FFC review: MICHAEL (2026), by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2026/04/mich...

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

chris brown: double your pleasure, double your fun me: is this fuck singing about gum

natural reaction after reading the NYT voter focus group

Now here’s a guy you could sell some magic beans

i do think it’s perfectly natural to want an object that looks like it’s from Blade Runner / Brazil / Fifth Element tho

I call them the three horsemen of simpler times

all the handwringing about the “moral code” happening over petty theft from whole foods and not the series of war crimes and blatant corruption is enough to make you go mad

canadian ingenuity. america has fallen behind

don’t throw stones from glass co-working spaces

someone needs to tell the DHS social media managers the vintage cigarette ad aesthetic won't replace the love you never got in the 90's

it's just amazing that the dried christmas ham who eats roadkill and sounds like a bag of wet rocks is in charge of health

In our hypervisualized world of ubiquitous networked cameras, we expect to immediately see perfect images of whatever is happening. #AIslop delivers. Regardless of the existence of actual footage, the AI versions are often more dramatic, cinematic and optimized for social media clickbait 2/

everyone with real American manliness and a basic knowledge of military history knows that serious war efforts have never been derailed by such trifling matters as "communicable diseases"

"Info Wars" as a name is such amazing branding for a satirical rightwing site run by Heidecker it makes you wonder if The Onion was actually doing the false flags all along.

they truly don't have anything

the edsbs charity bowl has now raised more money than the entire amount the sugar bowl foundation gave to charity last year ($435,600 on $74 million in net assets)

What’s interesting here is they say “culture” when they mean “people” but they think that this maintains a veneer of deniability about what they’re really saying. In any case it’s true that the “culture” of the tech billionaires is morally and intellectually depraved rot bsky.app/profile/elio...

cartoon thumbs when they get hit with a mallet:

arrest

help there’s policy on my white nationalism and misinformation bot site

the overwhelming majority of cars in black/white/gray is one of my biggest personal grievances that means absolutely nothing

eight wars??

read him for filth

There are three places that I've been with advertising that speaks directly to a specific class of people in such obvious ways that it's comical: McCallen TX (oil/gas); San Francisco (AI); and DC (defense contracting, health care and now prediction markets)

you say this like it's a bad thing

jd vance negotiating with Iran

What I like best about the Artemis II photos is that it was taken by actual humans. An actual person had to frame it and manually adjust settings. It's their own artistic rendition of what they thought looked best at the time, something no probe, rover or unmanned spacecraft can take. it's art

whatever happened to the good ol days of landing on a carrier and unfurling a banner

After last night’s result in Wisconsin, remembering in 2020 when the a wisconsin supreme court justice criticized the covid restrictions because it wasn’t “regular folks” in meatpacking plants dying

CNN: "In the initial statement from DHS, they said these two migrants had attacked the ICE agents in Minneapolis with the shovel, but what this video shows is this was not the case ... the two ICE agents made false statements under oath."

wrong on every front

Call me ill-informed, I was an English major, but -- what is the light source here?