Just left the great American state fair where I watched Michael Knowles debate a ten year old girl about the Salem witch trials in front of DOZENS of people

Alito's argument – that counting ballots after Election Day means "the electorate’s choice does not occur on election day, and the federal election-day statutes are violated" – is some of the dumbest reasoning I have ever seen. The "choice" doesn't occur at the time of counting!

“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

Third Way consultants absolutely losing their shit and putting this on every mailer they can

[participating in mass psychosis] I love it for this!

especially in the face of so many powerful people in media, political leadership, and academia smearing them broadly as antisemitic terrorists

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

the most “bring me da bat man” guy yet

I don’t think we talk enough about how anti-vaxxers are objectively disgusting. coughing, sneezing, fever cooking their brain, telling you they’re healthier because they listened to one too many podcasts.

soundtrack by Charli XCX and Olivia Rodrigo. Grinch Dubai chocolate available exclusively at Kith

couple who lives in DuPont Circle and lobbies for energy companies

trump starting doomed wars

The definitive point about this—to me at least—was one from @celebrityhottub.bsky.social, which is that, even in a state of sunbaked and sundowning minds from the effluvia of all points north, Florida mastered "having pool." Trump long lived among us, and his failure at pool will never be surpassed.

(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...

“working people grunt slurs and hit each other with large sticks, you out of touch establishment fop”

my opinion is that if you’re using AI to create fake images you are an adult loser playing with dolls

me checking my fit when I walk by any window in new york

btw the "dumb" thing Elliot said was that healthy masculinity means resisting the impulse to close off or suppress emotion

at least we still have outlets like the @mississippifreepress.org who know how to write a headline

really really bizarre behavior to me to come up with this. grown people playing with dolls and making the dolls kiss.

is it a good sign for a network news organization that stories about internal staff drama get more traction than its actual reporting?

if there’s one thing the NYT is going to do it’s describe an incompetent official as “freewheeling”

“Either way, demoralized is such a human little theory.”

why ask for cheaper housing when I could ask elected officials to name Ted Ginn Jr. and be my friend

ICE is targeting press outside Delaney Hall

wait a minute these takes aren’t about the subway at all

I worked as a lifeguard and swim instructor for three years in my teens. This is spot on. Non-paywalled version gcaptain.com/drowning/

from the moment it was founded activists and human rights watchdogs have warned that DHS was constructed to be an almost unaccountable private paramilitary force at the president's sole disposal.

The Thick of It, dir. Armando Iannucci

bible school didn't tell you about the cheeked up rascal depictions

remember this shit

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

Sometimes I really hate California. At least the bad guys in Chicago were cops, Board of Trade guys, and Rahm Emanuel. That's a really easy binary. California is where you have to go through like three layers of identity to get to Charles Manson being a Nazi.

credibility was instantly killed by the hat

a pretty simple guide is work the story don’t be the story

tbf it can be hard to sort out the white boy dem avis which are functionally the digital version of the blue gingham shirt

when you think about it, it's almost foolish NOT to do a crime www.npr.org/2026/05/07/n...

“The steep cuts to the program's inspectors baffled CDC officials since the small team's staff is not paid for by taxpayer dollars. Fees from cruise ships companies pay for the program, which is supposed to inspect large vessels at least twice a year.”

I think it’s bad that the social internet has been reduced to short clips of the full version of things, and creatives will suffer even more because of this demand.

War Again

Trixie and Katya pictured with a fan

this is so beyond fucked. take care while watching the video.

watching any SNL clip brings back the trauma of being forced by a coworker to watch a 4 minute 37 second SNL clip on their phone

“get gangsta when necessary” you just know this is from someone who has notorious BIG lyrics on the wall in live laugh love font

silicon valley is a herd of rugged individualists blindly following each other into one dumb trend after the other

the worst part is that media, especially local news, love to write these alarmist nutritional studies up and inevitably when a competing or contradictory report comes along, the public throws their hands up and writes off the entire field of science as hackery

the people I know who are best dealing with this moment are hitting the weights because real ones know that in order to help others you have to be strong and take care of yourself first