nonbinary dick save me

So anyways … I just started finger blasting my booter

The man who almost ran me over in the Costco parking lot rolling down to his window to yell “you ain’t special faggot bitch” to me :-)

Chupar is a beautiful name for a boy

Cest le gaped left

In my mind, I can make my oomfs Kiss other oomfs

JEFF PROBST GET ME ON THAT ISLAND NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s honestly so crazy to me you can just rub on your nipples and stroke your cock and touch all up on your buttgina and it makes yourself feel like really really really good 😳 like yasssss the key to endless pleasure is truly in the palm of my own hands

Bitch I don’t have light in my eyes I will not be partaking in that trend

A needle in a SLAY stack yas mama gawd okurrrrrr

Let’s share a glass of Metamucil while we douche and are locked and kiss

CUCK of the Irish 🍀

Accepting DICKliveries at my rear entrance

I love getting a seal of approval from one of my ANCIENT wizened oomfs 🙂‍↕️ like yas this old as dust motherfucker really fucks with me 👴

Not now blitten, thaddy is having a cybersex goonmaxxx bate session with the bros right now…. play with your own pussy! 🙄

I can tolerate May Tauruses…… but I draw the line at any of these demons born in April 😐 genuinely the mark of the beast

Auctioning my hair as a custom, hard-front wig to the highest bidder

Gnarly xcx

3 out of 7 of our employees are off today on this, the last Friday of the month (historically our busiest day) :3

I hate when I have a Raven vision of something absolutely unhinged that I said during the heat of the moment when having sex and I’m just like WHO was that girl? WHY did she say that? 😭😭😭

I actually can actually catch lightning in a bottle…. What? Like it’s hard? 🥱

I won’t not cuck you the cuck up. Period.

Genuinely fries me so hard that Lydia references Rupaul’s OWN fucking lyrics from Cattitude during snatch game and Rupaul had no fucking idea what she was talking about 😭😭

girl I love reading my post ten times and then deleting it like hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no

Why gambit alluring ace costume kind of ………….

whatever dude *strokes my dick*

Really need a benevolent billionaire to come and pay off all my medical debt from the many years of problems I suffered

yeah I like STEM: Sizeable Tools Entering Me

Auctioning my hair as a custom, hard-front wig to the highest bidder

It’s me and my roll of duct tape against the world

One thing about me, I’m gonna use a Jollibee peach mango pie like a fleshlight

If you have big jugs and are jogging around, please remove your shirt. I will not be asking again!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep ignoring my posts I have a robot under my desk that sucks me off when people give me no attention

So it was just a sensor failing in my car and it’s only $200 to replace :3 it’s obviously not nice to have to randomly drop that, but not anywhere near as bad as I expected

Waiting for them to do diagnostics on my car and genuinely trying not to have an anxiety attack bc of it

Put your wiener where your mouth is… your pussy lickin isn’t working tonight!

List of oomfs Id love to interact with more: ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

161 creamer way Alpharetta, GA, 30004

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

The thing is. I’m even more annoying in person

Imagine getting gapemogged by purplewooper

When someone asks me what Sabrina carpenter music video Colman Domingo stunned in:

Oooooh mama it was horrible! They tried to drown me in the ocean

Kind of wanna get so gay off that tequila this weekend

(Milked Madonna Remix)

Kind of wanna disappear forever gone girl style

Might I suggest you don’t fuck with my xix

Just tried drinking a regular coke instead of a DC and it genuinely was so nasty I couldn’t even finish 2 full sips

Troye Sivan just told me he’s flying me out to Amsterdam! I’m so excited to meet my favorite, wholesome pop star!

Mirror mirror, on the wall, Who got the best bussy of them all? Do it cream or do it squirt? Do it get turnt out til it start to hurt?