Just realized I haven’t said anything crazy on here all fucking day

My tits getting bigger and firmer and more hairy 🫦

Bloomfies.. self confidence is so fucking in for 2026!

Im shrouded by a spirit of joy that positively impacts everyone my life touches :D

Am I beautiful in my new pfp or ?

Think I’m about to get really into aesthetic purely for my own whimsy and enjoyment

If he's cute and likes trains, thats Aww-tism

No shade to any of yall, but sometimes a nonbinary just need to fart

Girl fuck the World Cup!

Bitch give me $10

The inexhaustible joy of hobbies and friendship are the lights that will guide me through the darkness of this world

Everyone always wanna talking about sleeping Scandinavian-style blah blah blah now how about we 😈 FUCK 😈 Scandinavian-style?? 🍑🍆🍆💦💦💦

Sooooo obsessed with stickers right now 🙂‍↕️😋

Regret not buying this nowwwwww

Spending $74.09 at five below girl we have lost the plot

Be honest do yall think my purse is legit asf or

Congee is going to change my life. I just know it

I understand you so deeply FKA twigs… I also lost all my friends in the club, but I do know where they are (cruising in the bathroom)

friends at the greenhouse

It’s so fucking incredibly cunt that Eboni La’Belle was able to be named the lip sync assassin of the season without ONCE landing in the bottom two

The legitimately needed to have Khia as the guest judge for drag race last night! The category was literally “my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack” It would’ve been topical and hilarious

Bestie gonna run a Greek mythology mini campaign soon, and wants us all to make demigod-esque level 13 characters and I genuinely can not wait! The only requirement is our we have to multiclass, in order to try and represent that breadth of domains gods cover in Greek mythology I have many ideas..

The bugs feed of my life blood and I return they tell the secrets of the earth

Listening to Madonna deep cuts tonight 🤩🤩 Vogue Like a virgin Papa don’t preach Hung up Material girl Yall genuinely need to get into these underrated serves OMG

Hi bestie do you want to hang out and you drive me around all day and I sit in the back and we roleplay like you’re my chauffeur

Make that blitty hurt 😈 make that blitty squirt 💦

Ideal date: you take me to the cheesecake factor you buy me a booster box of Lorcana cards (fabled) you sit in silence as I open all 24 packs you pay for our dinner and drive me home I let you hit if I pull something good

Uhmmmm what’s Walmart….. I’ve never shopped there but you seem like a Walmart expert

Blue cheese is so fucking yummmm I be slurping it off a damn chicken wing like I’m making out with the dick and giving my #them the sloppiest head of their fucking life

Off to do a favored purplewooper activity, carousing around stores for an entire afternoon 😋😏 maybe I’ll get a delicious drink or sweet treat… who knows! 🤩🤩

The Sistine Chapel is a chapel in the Apostolic Palace, the pope's official residence in Vatican City. Originally known as the Cappella Magna, it takes its name from Pope Sixtus IV, who had it built between 1473 and 1481. Since that time, it

You know you dealing with a big booty hoe when you STAY tightening that toilet seat 😭😭😭

It’s so funny that I genuinely got blocked by OP for this comment. Like this wasn’t even top 10 craziest things I’ve said on this site

I feel the fuego! 🔥 It buuuuuuurns 😍🤩😏

Hasan is just pounding me from the back, just straight in and out and in and out nonstop. Mamdani is gently yet firmly skull fucking me, he’s very vocal. His words are so gentle and encouraging. He loves the groans I make. I’ve cum multiple times. I peed twice. They just keep pounding. I’m happy.

Why did none of the girls in Mandy’s group tell her to fix her fucking eye lashes before the girl group performance 😭😭😭😭

Hello, purplewooper here 😋 I am launching a line of supplements that help to promote vitality, virility and versatility! They are also proven to aid in foreskin regrowth! A full series starts at $900 USD, dm me to more details 😍

I’m not a good artist. But I do genuinely want to get back into drawing because it is so #yass 😍😍 to like have an idea in your mind and to try and create it! It’s also a good exercise is letting go- to accept what I CAN accomplish instead of obsessing over the perfect vision I have in my head

A white refrigerator?!?!

Starting a thread of all the books I read in 2026

Me, after collecting enough JP in Octopath:

DL stands for deep lore

"this bu$$y TALKS" okay girl im over here fartin too u ain't special damn

I love being under a blanket and being warm #yass 😍😍

Bitch *coughs* you gotta be one sick motherfucker to be want that Russian man’s sweaty jock strap *sneezes* *throws up* 🤒

The doors Robbie Turner has opened for Nini Coco

Has drag race said what the official makeup collaboration for the winner of s18 is going to be? Is it a palette or something? Or will the product depend on who wins?

They dinner #yass 😍😍

When you accidentally smoke the weed that makes you deeply introspective and regret every decision you’ve ever made in this lifetime #yass 😍😍