so many ‘deleted account’s in my dms like what’s up with bloomves dropping like flies all of a sudden… is this the bloomfonic plague

No accounts refused block dump

They’re discussing the Dot cake in my chat how can I be the coworker that’s too woke while still maintaining decent social standing in the political landscape that is an all company slack channel

There’s probably a lot to be said about the fetishization of race in porn content and how the demands for more and more stimulating porn has driven people to extreme kinks has also affected a lot of online gay discourse as well as racial discourse online in general but I’m not paid to research this

I don’t care that you have new colored contacts I said don’t fucking look at me with those eyes

On a generational skeet run I look back and each one is so funny

it’s okay to not be detached from earthly suffering sometimes u have to be miserable or make a bitch miserable

Damn open.spotify.com/track/3c9LVP...

How you DL with a toe ring

This has helped me avoid buying labubus, smiskis, certain books, new clothing, and a trip to Miami

Just found out I have to take meds my entire life just to be able to to function normally

Bc I look cute I attract the opposite which is men who look evil

Things to always ask yourself when there’s a new trend: - do I like this - why is this popular - where have I seen this before - who is telling me to buy this - do I even like this

Is it bad to have certain friends to do certain things?

Why did Sam’s club AND Costco get rid of their churros? We scared to get a little Latina now???

Okay wait to be more positive I genuinely love a delightful gay guy

Lowkey I’ve had several conversations with people where they talk like this

The cycle of thinning someone’s gonna be ur fwb and then realizing u don’t even wanna be their friend 😭

The water crisis in Corpus Christi… the response of the industrial companies…

If I was a twink first thing I’d do is learn how to do a split

I’m free from the homosexual need to post a picture of myself any time I have an update yall only get to see me when yall deserve it

“Haircut done gay powers restored” maybe to like 45% based on where your hairline stops

When ur friend comments #meaf on a post about being the goat like yeah you do scream and shut down when you’re confronted

Thanks for showing me your cock now what’s your opinion on the disappearance of third spaces follow up question have you thought about putting ANY type of moisturizer on your penis so it doesn’t look ashy?

Be honest have yall ever bleached ur hole and if so was it worth it

The reason why car maintenance is so expensive is bc of me if it was cheap then I’d probably throw more bricks at people’s windows and cut brake lines 🤷🏻‍♂️

Thinking about how I went to the Lorde concert with my situationship at the time and he cut things off a day after and then I had to drop him off at the airport… wow…

Well, it’s shover (she over)

fixed it

This about that SpongeBob guy from Wicked I just know it like

I promise u girl we did NOT need ai in pricing algorithms for airplane tickets

I’m happy there’s a reddit for people that are balding where they can ask whether or not to just shave it

The horror movie that is asking for help at work bc u don’t know shite

Creating a summer bucket list rn

I fucking hate performative men like “oooh let’s put on some Sade” girl we’re at a pool party with 30 emo bitches dpmo

Need to be fucked by a guy who’s room smells like sandalwood and vape juice

Sometimes when I’m hooking up with a guy they always ask why I’m smiling and it’s like damn bitch I can’t b enjoying this…

I genuinely can barely sleep bc my feet hurt so bad Jesus

Got too crossed at the function and doubting how much I’m cranking it like damn am I cranking it hard enough???

You know what I didn’t even want an EDCLV ticket…

Lowkey that one tweet about fat white opium trad holds up

Weirdly into cereal rn

If I was a girl and I wasn’t born a squirter lowkey I would be sooo maddd like wtf.

Quiet luxury things in the home: - Fridge water dispenser and ice maker - Lights behind tv that change - wall and window insulation

just had therapy

?

Bored

Storytime: how a bird ass individual ruined my Dallas trip

SHES FEELING SEXY AND FREE