Girl sometimes Apple pie is so nasty

How many times can I “😍” your story until you get it

And you know what…yeah, yeah

has ariana ever been single

and then there's whitexican slaying both industries

WFH I love you just had 4 b2b meetings, ate lunch, gooned, took a nap, and now I’m back to work

Guys I hate having a screen time lock ugh

Someone comparing flop OF creators to SoundCloud rappers LOL

When I’m high I always feel like a tissue box with unlimited tissues in it and someone is slowly removing tissues out of me

I don’t like Ari as a person but as a vocalist she’s amazing

woke up to boyfriend whispering in my ear “a US senator is dead but not the one you think”

Hi Santa for Christmas I want a hit skeet with my nudes

Haircut yayyyy

Man with a hairy chest and a fagcent put me through the mattress last night lowkey #healed

I mix minced jarlic with regular minced garlic…

he had a fat veiny cock and a plump hairy ass

cannot believe how many people are already wearing meta glasses… okay OFFICER

lowkey need to drop tinder and just get a boyfriend via bluesky i need for them to know i'm like this prior to a meetup

You always get what you want You literally always get what you want Everything always works out in your favor Because you always get what you want

not to be dramatic or anything but this qualifies as psychological warfare

Best part about s*iffies is the ability to be nosy and see who’s going to the upcoming neighborhood cumdump

I hate when ppl hyu asking if you wanna hook up immediately with 0 lead-up like you really think I wanna hook up at 12:48 PM you stupid bigch?

Fuck my manager for giving me work and fuck me for thinking it was gonna be an easy day

Genuinely had such a vivid dream I have fucking chills

My life changed more from me posting a viral IG reel than a collab with Grindr so let’s think about that

Sometimes the most powerful thing a gay person can do is not have an opinion on something

If you tell someone ur a crashout and then crashout on them like can they really be surprised

Kalshi Ads are you ready to Die?

Lowkey Jigsaw would trap me for some dumbass shit like enjoying those AI voiceover show tiktoks

If I were a drag race contestant I would memorize kpop dances to do #workhardernotsmarter

What do they call a nonbinary baby momma like would that just be theyby momma or baby gnomma (gender neutral momma)

Why hasn’t this ever been a drag race lip sync? open.spotify.com/track/4l9fZ7...

Draft dump

Can AI gape? Didn’t fucking think so.

The ball from my eyebrow piercing fell out and it did in fact take me 15 min to find and get it back in

Bedroom beauty

Dogs with those blue colored eyes stay the fuck away from me

*voice breaking* what do you mean you hate the taste of Pepsi cola I fucked up my vaginal health for you”

Yeah I think babymorocco is so fucking corny

And nothing for babymorocco.

I spoke to Mitch McConnell today for 20 minutes and we discussed that it’s about time we have this conversation

One like and ill do a new room viewings

Would it be fake of me to only play the latest god of war game when it releases

idk what it is about being in school that makes me want to have a bf so badly

Just had the worst hookup ever and now I’m extra mad about my PR man

I’m gonna create that Mormon wife tiktok with him

Humiliating myself for trade rn