Just watched Weapons and like huh wow okay

Heyyyyy :o

Oomf crush just told me about how he went home with another guy and it actually broke my heart like wtf ur my bf….

La madre otra:

me logging in to reactivate bluesky

JT COMIN JT COMIN JT JT JT COMIN

Need a Colombian man to mess this pussy uppppp

This gotta be my most played album after Lux

My #uncutsforMamdani shirt didn’t come in time for Mamdani’s inauguration :/

Hitting this tn like rn

2025 we’re all getting waaayyy more Vietnamese

Ins and Outs for 2026

Here to suck the microplastics outta your balls

You’re mad that the person you’re talking to has a roster while you have a roster?

Girl I hate a woke contrarian like you’re actually going to die in a really bad way and it’ll be sad but everyone gets over it so fast

Speeding is a scarcity mindset thing btw

Releasing ins and outs list SOON

Replying to posts like it was a dm to me only

Some ppl are so okay looking a mess and it’s me today right now here

Another satisfied customer

Me the first time I had ever seen a pretty girl get ugly. like. this.

Happy new years my friends!!

post your favorite bluesky skeets of 2025

Guys I’m at a rave and I can’t stop yawning af like girl play some Addison Rae or Lady Gaga

Soooo drunk rn and vulnerable

This would’ve actually made me tune in no shade

Yall thought I was joking?

“White boy of the month” and it’s actually me

If I’m waiting for you to come over and I have enough time to play with my bush girl you took too long…

Finding out about Turkish oil wrestling at a young age fundamentally changed how I saw men permanently

need to get more tbsrprsexier next year

Oomf is such a gay guy and it’s so delightful

Is it a micro aggression to say I look like Bowen yang be honest

I’m not an Ariana Grande stan and people are literally acting like I just shit on her entire music career lol

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY and honestly despite all the awful bullshit happening in this country the past year has been the best one of my life. yall mind if i do it like wine and only get better with age? because that seems to be the pattern 🫶🏼🥂

It’s called finger food bc it tastes like it’s fingering you yasss

Looked in the mirror and lowkey why did I turn myself on…

I will say listening to Ari’s music has made me question if she has like, true girlfriends

ARI DISCOGRAPHY RANKINGS 🧵: Criteria: Album cohesion, vocal performance, lyrics, overall song/album vibe Ratings are based on how many songs I liked + notes on what I thought

Need to clear out my close friends Ong I’m gonna throw up

Warning y’all now you won’t be happy LOL

Like this if I should share my album ratings for all of Ariana Grande’s music

When I get a bf and I can put a little makeup on him too :p

Here’s how I do my makeup btw

I soooo wish I could blush/turn red when I’m embarrassed ughhh

just when we thought 2025 couldn’t get any worse

I’m sick pls everyone just give me a moment.

My cousin spent $85 on a blind box… girl…

Fave pieces of art on my wall atm