FULL FRONTAL IN OFF CAMPUS

Also anyway overwatch time (this is an open invite)

The guy who ghosted me randomly coming up to me at the bar to say hi

I need to meal prep but man I feel lazy

My straight friends gc just asked me if I was ready to play video games and I sent this video and NONE of them got it I have failed

First Murph complete in 44:33

Drank way too much yesterday (surprisingly not hung over) but I have to do a Murph today

I think this break up is actually effecting me much more than I thought oh boy

Going home bc I’m in a horrible headspace and wow I hate this

My favorite thing about f1 this season is everyone wants Kimi to win lmao

Why am I NOW getting in the uber

So there are 4 got hockey guys in a house I know this plot-

Started Off Campus for the plot

Some guy in my parking lot just long boarded past me was a “I like being called a good boy” tank should I go chase after him

Sleeveless > Tank

Some shoulders abs and cardio today 😗

JEFF KAPLAN BEING HOTTTT

Them doing the Billy Kaplan reveal with “you should see me in a crown” may have ruined this entire show

When I made it a goal to make more friends this summer, I forgot that I actually will have to leave my house in order to accomplish that goal

Friday night and I can wait to go home and nap 🤩

These apps need to stop matching me with guys my type who live states away

I need bigger knee sleeves bc my thighs are too big 😭

I should NOT have had a large Dunkin the morning 😵‍💫😵‍💫

My ex confessing to everything that is possibly the worst fears you could have while you’re dating someone

Debra Jo is FRYING me

Also I did it!

My toxic trait is I like blondes :/

Baddies only

Ngl I like how 7” shorts are looking more than 5” lately

Thick thigh Thursday

I knew Billy Kaplan was going to piss me off on this show and I was right

Late but I’m starting Agatha all along

I only got 7000 steps today and I’m debating if sleep or getting 3000 more in is more important

Where are we buying prints and wall art please send links

Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

For my next trick, I will be trying to figure out how to get my hair to look like Sukuna

Yeah i get it

Finally under 230 today thank GOD

They should turn every AI data center into a lesbian sports bar i think

Honestly 10/10 way to start a conversation on hinge

I fear my Hiyuki is fucking cracked

My therapist said he doesn’t mind going over on our sessions because he likes talking to me

I failed out during my max back squat and I think everyone thought I died

I just spent 1.5 hours at the dermatologist for him to see me for 45 seconds

Ever hungry but you’re also not

I think I would be a good creative director bc I love only working 2 hours per week and going on vacation for most of the year

Lou malanatis deep dish would fix me rn

Still can bench 315 while in deficit btw

Hungry but it’s not lunch time yet :(

Not going to lie I love block scheduling