If he assumes the presidency, the whole country will read his ass to filth and dog walk his ass.

Where is the non binary trade at in Portland

Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey. The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content. (divine.video)

Some of these older folk at work have like no work ethic...you were sitting in your car for over an hour...saying you were late when half of us saw you...

Save me Dirty London Fog latte

Yall got way too much time on your hands to be arguing over music streaming platforms…

Cynthia Erivo protects Ariana Grande from a ‘Wicked: For Good’ premiere attendee.

Cynthia having faster reflexes than security

🤞🏻

Mmmm can’t wait to go to Tillamook & get me a piece of cheese mmmm

Hag

Donald Trump has signed the bill to reopen the U.S. government after a 43-day shutdown, the longest in history. The previous record-holder was 35 days, which occurred during his first term.

Forgot I had Can’t Get You Out of My Head as my ringtone and it just rang at full volume through my AirPods

Old femme trade 😍😍😍😍

BREAKING: Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva has finally been sworn in after a 7-week delay.

Grijalva: That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files. Justice cannot wait another day.

My predictions: → Epstein vote is delayed but passes → Files are released → Talks of impeachment/charges rev up → Base starts distancing from Trump → WH announces Trump's health is declining → JD takes over "temporarily" → Trump resigns to avoid impeachment → JD assumes presidency 🍿

Getting told I have a beautiful voice by the rich VIPs that usually come through the office

Oomfs oomf still using a pic from 2013 meanwhile they’re built like a republican now…

Jeffrey Epstein alleged Donald Trump “spent hours” with a sex trafficking victim in new email from 2011 released by House Democrats. “i want you to realize that that dog that hasn’t barked is trump.. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned.”

They’re going to ban THC in the country…oh they’re gonna make the whole country woke with this. I hope they’re ready to get their asses handed to in the midterms

Oh my tummy hurts :(

Wendy Williams’ latest evaluation by a top neurologist shows no signs of frontotemporal dementia, according to TMZ. Her team is now moving to end her court-ordered guardianship.

Chile it’s chilly out in Chile eating a Chili at Chili’s Chile

Thinking about the first time I picked up Lana’s voice on The Abyss and had to stop and collect myself

Now which one launches the nukes & which one summons the robot with a biggie bag…hmmm

have you ever tried weed

Fog been so thick lately has me thinking I shouldn’t have gotten 5% tint

High off the penjiana grande & eating Birria

How about let’s normalize our straight friends being just kind to us instead of saying they need to “come out”

I'm in a really bad place right now (my office)

We’re gonna act like I didn’t repost those photos because of the typo

And they said 5’5 Latino bottoms couldn’t wear a mohair sweater with a vintage Coach patchwork bag 🙄

Watching SVU and Detective Amaro pissing me off almost every episode he's in...gonna spoil and see what season he leaves idk how much more I can take

How about all these muscle Mary's just d*e, the most annoying ones in the community

Hey Jush 🩷

That fat Nickelodeon producer:

Imminent mental collapse incoming but hoping my Portland trip stops it so I just have to make it until 3pm Friday…

High at the beach enjoying my orange espresso tonic & listening to Westside Boogie

So my date ended up cancelling on me so I made plans with a friend I haven’t seen in a bit and as I’m on my way to his place he cancels on me because the girl he’s been talking to hit him up…

Yo ocupo el mundo Y el mundo me ocupa a mí

Ran over a fat nail that instantly shredded my tire…good morning 🥰🥰🥰

Oh yes henny fierce chile

Oomf just revived a dating fear of mine so now I shall be cancelling my date for Sunday because I’m not potentially putting myself through that if they’re that type of gay

Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post: “don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”

GNX gonna win I just know it

Gràcies a Catalunya y a Rosalía

@aminal_crossing on ig was banned for posting this