My eyes & nose would bleed if I ended up with him in the long run

Just twisted my ankle trying to reach for the top shelf of my closet…

I’m a sucker for a melancholic alt indie song

I love that app

I would let some of yall hit it raw #Awwooo #Shaddup

I was thinkin bout bloomf, thinkin’ bout me Thinkin bout us, what we’re gonna be Open my eyes yeah, it was only just a dreaaaam

Dijon PLEASE RELEASE THIS VERSION…pleek…

Trader Joe’s snack run happenings are NEEEOw

Time to do my Sunday morning driving to a coffee shop and bask in the sun from my open roof

i like to log on. #see something nice. and #notice.

9 years ago today, Lana Del Rey released “Lust For Life” feat. The Weeknd.

Just remembered I have a switch 2

the director yelled “give us choreo and kill that guy” but Adéla heard “serve cunt and end KATSEYE” and ended up doing all of it anyway.

Release the theranos.top app omg

Gay Guy Friday feat Drag Race Finale & Couchella watchenings was a hoot last night, awwooooo shuddup

Now I’m higher than a chi getting Hawaiian bbq mmmmmm

Getting the Erewhon Laufey smoothie mmmm

Oh Sabrina brought out Madonna…icon shit only mama

My Murakami edition case came in the mail Awoooooo Shuddup

This being the first video I post of my voice and it’s me sounding more off key than Kim…

I think the app is crashing again…

Venus as a Quang:

UH OH UH OH UH OH UH OH SHE DID IT AGAIN EVEN WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CANT

Me while looking around the residence:

First half of the month listenings #Awooooo #Shuduuup

Eepy and it shows on my face 🫪

SMBv1 servers in 2017:

BlueSky's servers:

She likes the soft shell. With carne asada. That's her favorite. With guacamole. And guacamole is expensive so she's not gonna leave without her card

And it’ll always be anything for Selenas

I GOT YOU LIKE UH OH UH OH, SHE DID IT AGAIN music.apple.com/us/album/she...

Someone when they met Helen Keller:

d4vd has been arrested for the murder of Celeste Rivas. He was arrested by the LAPD’s Robbery-Homicide division and is being held without bail.

I’m popping my tush music.apple.com/us/album/the...

I get so heteronormative on a date when the bill comes

Ill still say it as Ashinkko instead of Ashnikko

ROSALÍA announces ‘LUX (Complete Works)’ out tonight. The release includes vinyl exclusive songs Focu ‘Ranni, Novia Robot, Jeanne and Dios Es Un Stalker (Versión Francotiradora).

deLUXe INCOMING AHHHH

4/16/26 The day...the jushness died...and they were singing...my my miss bluesky pie, took my Ford to fjord but the fjord was dry

Anyone in the video game industry should be terrified by this.

Kamlager-Dove: Stevie Wonder can even see how much this war is costing us. Prices have gone up, and this dude is wanting to spend $2 billion of your money every single day rather than help you. Fuck him.

lmao

@bsky.app fix this Khia ass app

Posting before the servers go down again MWUAH

Are we back online or nah

Bluesky servers:

My house will have a frutiger aero & global coffeehouse village themed rooms

This fuck ass app

My girl finally got to do a Bond theme music.apple.com/us/album/fir...