like you could at LEAST meet his DAD!!!

This new episode of heated Rivalry got me wanting to throw something

Look away now

I like that I feel like a 2/10 p much always and every time I post a selfie I get a slew of followers, just like the tumblr days

… and he SERVED ✨

I live winter’s kiss on my skin I love waking around in just a sweatshirt and jeans when everyone else is in snow jackets

I might be a little high and yeah I’m just a ride Feyd-Rautha wouldn’t survive

I’m assembling a team to destroy these walls-

Feyd-Rautha? More like Feyd-RAWtha!!!!

one thing about me? I love a spiced mulled wine

farming karma on r/sphynx and r/shouldercats

Actually let‘a wake this one back up sisters!!!

Skin by Allison Ponthier

Movie: and we have Oscar Isaac- Me:

someone told me I look like Karl Urban in this which is flattering, but are you blind? I am not half that good looking by a long shot

Kinda at a point in my life where I’ve stopped caring about if I care more in a friendship than the other person, if it fizzles it fizzles but so long as we‘re friends I’m still gonna be in it

so having a sphynx is like-

and if you cannot see yourself how I see you then I will be your eyes and I will speak the incantations of your visage that have bewitched me in the light of the stars

me when Mr. Lawrence says merr Christmas to me

thinking DIABOLICAL things about Mr. Goggins as that damn ghoul

i'm yours, when it rains, it pours, stay thirsty like before

im so hornee

imagine if we got drunk and cried about FFX and we were both boys

done with this stupid fucking English course with the prof that pushes gen AI

FINAL FANTASY X-2 ad (2003) #retro #art #gaming #FinalFantasy

So my birthday is in February so now is a good time to start planning to buy me a gift

In this final reflection the prof wants us to use screenshots of social media posts we’ve made… absolutely not

People keep pretending they wanna bleed out in the snow no motherfucker I want to bleed out in a green valley as a thunderstorm rolls in and I can smell the damp earth one final time

I feel like I don’t often catch people casually trying to flirt with me, but this guy this morning looked at me like he was starstruck and got visibly flustered so that was nice

Real Whalefall Fans to the front of the line, show me that interaction chart babe 🫦 I wanna see how big that circle is

This is so fucking funny

bangers

you know what I don’t fuck with the thirst trapping men that wear motorcycle helmets like are you a freak or nah

Like so often I know I clown about my job, but the fact that I seem to constantly (???) be put in the path of 20-25 year olds that need a gay big sibling figure is actually insane

Real talk I had a barista come out to me today because I was the first person she’s ever worked with to make her feel like she could trust me to see her and that’s fuckin… so much

just dropped my lore on my newest barista that transferred in and she’s obsessed with me as a leader

Miku HATSUNE?!?

like how am I supposed to believe you five ME attractive when all you do is thirst over twinks and hunks

Anyway this reared its head because I was pontificating on my past and all the times was felt like shit about my body imahe issues wheeee

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

bitch I TALK LIKE THIS TO MY PEERS 😭

my prof wanted me to change the tone of my paper for my final draft and I... won't be doing that "I think you're very used to writing formally" yes bitch I write business emails every day and this memo is about my WORK

I bought new sheets and why so they have a pocket on the side for your phone/vape

I just feel like if the only people you ever interact with are shirtless buff torsos that everything you say about bodies of other sizes just… isn’t real?

”we didn’t even kiss”

I really cannot underscore how 30 second long bjs are an insane choice when you then pan to backshots and show a dick pic

don’t just fujo out online queen fujo out in practice and get that man of yours making out with another man for your pleasure u deserve

Okay the backshot cinematography makes up for it

Watching the gay hockey show and that was the lamest onscreen bj I have ever seen

Armor by Terry English for Excalibur (1981)