My first act as president is to outlaw medical ads from rewriting lyrics to popular songs

By this time next year Vance will be president and it’s gonna be so funny watching the maga base absolutely eat him alive

and watch things on vcr 📼 with me and talk about big love

Old codger

I follow enough people on Bluesky that actively post/repost on my following feed that I never look at the discover feed. I have other saved feeds that are more specific that I sometimes look at but mostly just stick to the following feed.

Star Trek is always so relatable. I’m human and I also don’t have any money…

Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.

bluesky is like if a flash mob of 38 year olds came to post on 2009 twitter

After a whole year of playing Pokémon pocket I have finally opened a god pack PLEASE CLAP 👏😭

Astonishing to stop and realize that, at any given moment, bands of masked men armed to the teeth are storming churches and daycares, terrorizing entire communities—and that most of the country's political establishment barely blinks.

I've never posted this delightful Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Animated Series video before because I kind of assume everybody has already seen it. But that's probably not true and it's my duty to make sure that everyone has! /1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyz2...

Change of plans everyone let’s all go get coconut drinks on the beach and listen to the ocean instead of whatever this is

I still think of this console as new 💀

🎶 DOGVILLAINY 🎶

The sexual tension between you and the guy you barely knew at school who came out much later and now your relationship is simply liking each other's Instagram stories

Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?

Jimmy cowering in fear behind his desk as he should

Nobody but Massive chef bear from gastronauts read this: Hi ☺️ teeheehee

What the hell, sure.

Male nudity in film is so important

Nicole is somewhere like

Someone just told me we’re now closer to 2030 than 2020

the mind of the artist

🥴

ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that

Queer people in modern media written by straight people: I love my husband, and our child. We watch drag race as a family and voted for Joe Biden 13 times. Queer people in modern media written by queer people: my name is Lucifer Von Penis and I am evil. And a FAGGOT. I’m effeminate and INSANE

Art by Alan Gutierrez for Orbit Unlimited by Poul Anderson (Ace, 1984)

mosslax 🍀💤 #b3d #pokemon

good morning

Math is red

The Shredder

This is crazy

Last Holiday is so damn funny and I love Queen Latifah putting a Billionaire in his place

The Gameboy Color was released on this day in North America, 27 years ago (1998) #retro #art #gaming #Gameboy

Every single day of 2025

Coastal mists over the Olympics 🌫️

Gonna color this one soon!

Me pulling focus whenever Elons site goes down again

no sir we are NOT

Task completed ✅

OH WELL WHY NOT

follower bellies x

Super Mario Sunshine

My flexing red moo from before now has a name and backstory 🐮🏹