Change of plans everyone let’s all go get coconut drinks on the beach and listen to the ocean instead of whatever this is

I still think of this console as new 💀

🎶 DOGVILLAINY 🎶

The sexual tension between you and the guy you barely knew at school who came out much later and now your relationship is simply liking each other's Instagram stories

Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?

Jimmy cowering in fear behind his desk as he should

Nobody but Massive chef bear from gastronauts read this: Hi ☺️ teeheehee

What the hell, sure.

Male nudity in film is so important

Nicole is somewhere like

Someone just told me we’re now closer to 2030 than 2020

the mind of the artist

🥴

ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that

Queer people in modern media written by straight people: I love my husband, and our child. We watch drag race as a family and voted for Joe Biden 13 times. Queer people in modern media written by queer people: my name is Lucifer Von Penis and I am evil. And a FAGGOT. I’m effeminate and INSANE

Art by Alan Gutierrez for Orbit Unlimited by Poul Anderson (Ace, 1984)

mosslax 🍀💤 #b3d #pokemon

good morning

Math is red

The Shredder

This is crazy

Last Holiday is so damn funny and I love Queen Latifah putting a Billionaire in his place

The Gameboy Color was released on this day in North America, 27 years ago (1998) #retro #art #gaming #Gameboy

Every single day of 2025

Coastal mists over the Olympics 🌫️

Gonna color this one soon!

Me pulling focus whenever Elons site goes down again

no sir we are NOT

Task completed ✅

OH WELL WHY NOT

follower bellies x

Super Mario Sunshine

My flexing red moo from before now has a name and backstory 🐮🏹

And what if we started calling it dick snot

I hate that 80% of Bluesky is unironically this

🐂👉👈

Is the Rural Juror streaming anywhere?

list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 1. Star Trek 2. Large man enthusiast 3. Pokémon TCGP

I’m so over 2019 and can’t wait for 2020 to start. I know it’s going to be my year 🤩

Pikmin ad (2001) #retro #art #gaming #Pikmin

Full of evil

junk

17/11/25 - nocturn

This girl is 🔥🔥🔥 #prism #dispatch #artsky