Spank my big fat ass, Houdini

a sky of blue a sea of green

Hate crime against Japanese American bisexual nonbinary person

ur parents are literally bisexual😹

i sure hope he does

dude your penis is fire. and your balls are gas

my dick fell off

laurel having a yanny off

oomfs having a munt off...

google ai? no, oogle gay guy

army guy: ur getting drafted me: omg quicker than bluesky😹

watching last night's pitt... dr santos 💚

little red riding hood:

i love shitposting on the internet since it’s a small escape from the indescribable horrors of daily life

libs acting as if this supreme court decision mean anything 🫩 u bitvhes never learn i need to disengage from american politics

ariana grande after saying yes:

goodnight

goodnight

Purplewooper da rillest like and repost if you agree

the snacks at trader joes that only women can see

when i’m on bluesky 500 hours a day i remember why i deleted twitter …

what are some good shows to watch i tried industry but i got mad at capitalism

oh so it’s straight to use pockets now

some oomf posting cock pics and then they flop this is why i couldn’t never .. i need validation if i post nudes and it’s two likes i’m gonna do gay guy 9/11

Hilary looking for Bill:

what’s a bit of light sodomy between friends

pinkpantheress:

random annoying berlin gays when they get one perfume deal and spend 300 days a year in thailand do this (i have one sided beef with them)

Heated Rivalry stans not knowing who Orville Peck is and asking why the hamburglar is taking pics with Connor 💀

why

say what you will about him, he's really good at being divorced

If you ever had to read Max Landis's "writings" on Carly Rae Jepsen, you might be entitled to compensation.

today i was in a bad mood and now i’m sitting on the couch scrolling phone w bf

Nelly Furtado i will always love you but 7 was bad

they didn’t let me into the khia asylum they said no one there would know me 😔

love your friends its loving friday love your friends it's friiday

cock toe twins ? i don’t like that

perfect stranger more like perfect song!

Icarly and her muslim cousin iftarly

robyn:

it’s mediocre manhole tuesday

it’s fugly asshole friday

it’s unpleasant to be around saturday !!

jesus after the last supper be like oughh im so full ughhh