i’m two chestnut liquors in …

i do NOT want a hippopotamus for christmas that’s dumb asf

suck ME

one time pentatonix randomly replaced one of the guys and thought i wouldn’t notice but i did …

The real silent majority is all the fujoshers out there

oh i wish id known this sooner

what are some good opinions and values to have ?

my parents cat paw print in the snow

covertly slipped an fka twigs lyric and a jade lyric in while sexting earlier today i really am faggotrondra 9000

Awkwafina in response to being asked by the Three Wise Men if she heard about the birth of baby jesus “what is you talkin about?”

carrie prob in her apartment blasting cigs meanwhile across town samantha blasting some guys nuts off 🤣 charlotte getting married and miranda

me kinda except i’m broke

he needs to be waiting ass up under my christmas tree

watching the bethenny vs luann christmas beserkshires fight for the holidays and i have tears in my eyes… this is literally pure cinema… best show to ever air on television

cum:

Nicki Minaj after realizing republicans are pedos

carrie prob in her apartment blasting cigs meanwhile across town samantha blasting some guys nuts off 🤣 charlotte getting married and miranda

Laughing at barbz being sad because maga minaj said attending kirkchella was more important than any of her shows she did for the barbz...losers!

trade: you better not be cunty armchair when i get there! me:

me checking the chestnuts roasting on an open fire:

hope onika burgers dies i rlly don’t care

merry christmas eve!!! ❤️💚🎄

navigating family convos around the holidays

yaoi is wow

millie bobby brown on may 31st:

cock from a man that says YIPPPEEEEE >>>

oh cum oh cum immanuel 🫦😩

not posting nut on face pics of christmas eve

can’t wait to drink and drive later guys merry christmas

She’s so real for that.

Merry Miss Eve

i eat: my man i sleep: my man i shower: my man he eats: my bitch he sleeps: my bitch he showers: my bitch

this is the pop i crave

can't believe I learned about this from Pop Crave

Good morning

Clippy is ready for the holidays

MERRY CHRISTMAS :333 🎄

gm it’s almost time

i need a slice of the chocolate cake of lesbianism

merry christmas

this is the first cute funko pop

there are a million perfumes out there. very few are truly clean

me when when he me when he

stop revealing the voices

A Charlie Brown Christmas, 1965. By Charles Schulz (1922-2000) #art #Christmas #animation #Snoopy #illustration

i need shane hollander to bottom for me

in sittin at the window watching all the birds eat seed and such