Spider bite on my ass

family holidays

Merry Christmas to all my followers who did not incur my wrath this year!

Scrolled too fast and thought this was silent hill

I can’t explain it but this is a Christmas video

the way no one will ever speak about you as horribly as your own family needs to be studied omg

2026 ins and outs: in: -being nice to me out: -being mean to me

gm happy Christmas Eve

So…..what now?

just remembered this sksksksopaksjdks

watching lunch lady pull off another absolutely insane quote skeet

Yoko Ono:

imagine how quickly we’d have world peace if everyone showed hole

ong we ALL deadnaming the Kennedy Center

there weren't any excuses left to be a barb way before this

I can buy myself flowerrrrs—

Mike who cheese hairy

gay people and their relationship with fuckass monkey gifs

I crave microplastics

The concept of reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it and releasing your inhibitions

will never forgive charli for adding that fuckass man to unlock it

clank clank clank went the trolley

the concept of the bus to work driving right past me when it’s 0 degrees outside

redownloading genshin just to feel something seasonal depression is so back

Heated Faggotry

i know people are really irritated with sidney sweeny but consider her costar in that maid movie is kind of the goat

Im killing all of them

Accidentally getting Lana del Rey drunk and not Kesha drunk

Throwing it in a circle to this btw music.apple.com/us/album/mid...

Jen Shah leaving prison

taking a break from looking at the computer screen all day by looking at another screen

this has ruined my day and it’s only 10am

YALL IM CTFU youtube.com/watch?v=-HOx...

just remembered the charli xcx billboard magazine I ordered during brat summer and never got

I’m nonbinary so don’t ask me to take out no trash …

I don’t give a fuck

standing by the balcony at work and got a sudden case of vertigo like body can we not?

ENOUGH WITH THE SNOW

a nonsense Christmas streams are now

My Baby Gay To Me

just remembered the religious experience that was seeing p**sy riot live

??????

Beyonce makes me so emotional sometimes 😭😭😭 like “bounce on that shit, no hands” just really speaks to me, yknow?

everything else is embarrassing so here’s this

I still haven’t forgotten how yall let Dua flop btw

Seeing BGB’s shadow skeet

to the tune of RuPaul saying “Ivy Winters”: I HATEEEEEE WINTERRRR