10 hours blinding sperm

burga

grace helbig's still got it

communist instagram account suddenly becoming hawkish on china...... i know what you are

me when my followers are on a whalewatch:

dresden dolls sending out a tour announcement girl you should be in prison

so let me be clear. we t*rtured some folx :/

lets gyrate big tuck

lets get bacon trade!

people who get mad abt being unfollowed or blocked or muted on here should try finding value in their lives #outside of #internet

Only a month until #StopThatTrain! #What's your #ViewingPlan?

people at my job compiling code on a windows 2003 machine:

i like fanny faudrey bc it sounds like she's making fun of jk rowling

faudry's your fanny

S Y

The concept of not getting a job because you’re “overqualified”….

nata de coco

people who buy the ass flavored watermelon that makes you scared:

uber driver smells really good

just got called "masc" by someone #killeveryone

dawn looked like judy garland in that fishing hat

woodstock attendees:

as a type C employee

this is Tony Balls $5000 y'all

im freaking outside

santa claus:

the trolley was working for a few days so i forgot i need to move far away from west philadelphia

she is so important to me

stan eli

windows file explorer:

traaaade

can i live through this. courtney

copenhagen supergroup song is possibly the best music ever made

someone observed me doing my reverse walking leg swings on the way to the office

just a little. ditty

in times of dragons is very good

im like if the nonbinary from billions was fat and stupid

MY DAD'S COMING HOME!

everyone at the met gala should be cask of amontillado’d in the metropolitan museum of art sub basement and we should move on as a society

you ready for this épée fucking coverage cunt? that's what i'm giving off! épée coverage fucking cunt.

strange little girls is relevant as ever

feeling very the silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload

valid to eat fingers

they got arcadia university in the philly suburbs. where's pang university?

today on #ClassySky

love story club remix on the radio

im a people displeaser

me at the male lipedema convention

i think im gonna toon in this town

dreamer. metaphysician. table turner.