Feeling so alive being back in the office my powers are growing exponentially

How do I unzip a broken zipper

If only I had kept all of those Hess trucks from Christmas’s past

To me Schitt’s Creek is strictly a holiday time tv show

I wish I liked cabbage and lettuce

First in person day back at work tomorrow since being sick asf and why am I so scared

Something’s shifted

I’ve procured a Dr Pepper

I’m playin cities skylines all day yay

Good morning

Ok I’m actually going home (I’ve had 4 beers) and I can’t wait to be in bed

I’m tipsy -_-

Wow I’m having so much fun with my friends

Mélange bébé chou frisé

smoothie guy and hockey plot line.. i'm literally kicking my feet and giggling in front of my screen

Been up since 6:30 it’s 12 I’m napping I literally dgaf

Waiting for mods to be updated is like waiting for rain in a drought ……………

I think she weighs about like 8 apples

I hope that drunk raccoon is ok

I’ll make cofee

A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, “Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Cannot stop thinking about that last episode of heated rivalry I’m so love and touch starved

Now why am I up so early

It’s so time for bed. Ok my eyes are 💤 Talk Tomm.

I’m looking into tongue twisters

What a to do to die today at a minute or two 'til two A thing distinctly hard to say yet harder still to do For they'll beat a tattoo at twenty 'til two With a rattatta tattatta tattatta too And the dragon will come when he hears the drum At a minute or two 'til two today At a minute or two 'til two

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie

rolling into the weekend...

Shin Godzilla on HBO Max

This is so good because you know he's not supposed to be like that.

New gay hockey episode

I don’t think jizz does that

Interns poster presentation tonight on Zoom !!!! Excited for her #ProudPapa #OneDegreeHotter 🤩

I feel like I’ll soon be completely reformed

Joining calls while I’m OOO

Ok reframing my mindset

Just got off FaceTime with friend and had to cancel going to her bday party tonight 😞

I love to converse with local news media personalities via TikTok comments

Need mucinex

*cough, sniffles, chest wheezes and cracks* good morning

Wow

I’m in clean sheets with a very cute and warm kitty snuggled next to me

Penis penis on the wall who is the most breedable of them all

AFRIN really works

Men don’t tea bag enough

Josh Hutcherson speaking Spanish