The humidity is so low and my skin is paying thee price

Eating an entire bag of Herr’s sourdough pretzels

Not crystal castles in this skins episode

Ooooo…

Totally forgot about the play Osama in Skins where they’re office workers in the towers lmfao

Ppl on tech subreddits who have very obviously never wiped down or cleaned their device be like “why is this case changing color ….”

So random that I’ve seen the Hoover Dam

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What the bell should I do today I have no plans

Today is National Pet Day.

How do I make a lot of money without being a capitalist

I need money 1 million+

It’s morning eh

I love having the cuddliest cat in the world =(^•^)=

I want to speak every language

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Sheets washed freshly showered ohhhhh Yaaaa

Diabolical farts tonight

I’m going to stay up past 12am okay

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Have astronauts masturbated in space let’s wake it up

Artemis II is officially back home.

something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.

They’re coming

“What’s would your mother think” my mother said no to when I told her to get me and my first bf, a very late fourties’ man, embroidered robes for Christmas after only “dating” for 2 months. I don’t care what she thinks she has always had it out for me

That choosin Texas song has me under a spell

Developing a crush on my straight coworker Goddess don’t do this to me

My middle finger is so strong

I ♥️ cold pizza

I’ve had one strong beer Y’all better watch out

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the cast of glee after a school shooting:

I always think about this email my older cousin sent me when the news spread around my family about my sexuality (they didn’t gaf) but I hadn’t seen it until about six years after it was sent. It makes me happy :)

Wow should I rewatch Skins

Full circle liberal that starts saying he’s using the files to distract from Iran

Boss left early

So happy I wore my crocs today

Work is pmo

Love when science supports the obvious

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Friends so mad I won’t be staying overnight after wedding but I’m SORRY I’m not getting a hotel for an event less than 25 miles away

Made it on close friends story of a guy who I thought hated me ….. #winning

Me n coworkers got a wrist slap for being motor mouths in the office 😒

Put half n half in me coffee this morning 🫦

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I have to go back to no face pfp it’s so stressful. I do this every time at least I’m consistent

Paid all my moving costs 🫪🫩