me at the traumatic experience store

losing me would suuuuck I’d probably crash out too no shade

if it makes you angry, it’s teaching you how to control your emotions.

if the server hot I’m tipping 30% idc if I’m homeless

can’t stop sighing

it’s the perfect texture for running, very low-impact, and it’s dry snow, so your feet don’t get wet 🙂

Is Bear shitting in The Woods? Here’s What We Know.

the sexual tension between me and this server… heated eatery

looking hard as hell for my own apartment I cannot do roommates I can’t handle other ppl pooping in my toilet

about cold as shit but it sure is pretty

I made you a rivalry… but I heated it.

sobbing profusely over gay hockey players don’t call don’t text

damn that really was one heated rivalry

these gay guys are making me anxious bitch

I’ll cry tears to a gay sex scene idc like that’s PASSION

this show making me wanna get back into the being gay and sleeping with men game

Scott Hunter full body spandex dripping in sweat fuck a smoothie I’m cumming hands free right here right now

regret to inform that I am finally getting into Heated Rivalry this is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen

these roads are giving WONDER IF YOU KNOW, HOW THEY LIVE IN TOKYO

it’s lowkirkuinely cold as fuck

gay dive bar is now

we outside

it’s about 6 or 7 degrees outside

I’m gonna name my son Mr. Fog

La Bouche Be My Lover top 3 songs of all time

queerness has never been out of the ordinary to me I think that thinking it’s this wild bizarre thing is actually insane

me and my friend’s cat just connected foreheads and I hummed while he purred and we harmonized frequencies and I started to feel like I was on shrooms whoa

tití me preguntó si tengo mucha followers… mucha followers

hit it like that lesbiaaannn

the concept of a drag humiliation ritual…

you can’t breadcrumb me bitch I am the witch

I was gonna ask… WILL you COME to my photoshoot this winter. Don’t go to to the club. Come to my shoot, we’ll have so much fun, it’s so public, everyone will know… we could have a shoot, or even two… and be completely online… ✨together✨

somebody give me the gumption to get up

drag queens are superheroes how tf y’all get ready that fast

ohhh not we wanna be twitter

I should’ve started gooning tf out on that stage for that haircut

i love #RHETTRHAPSODY

that roast was such a ki these bitches are funny as fuck

this pull out bed at this old man’s house I’ve been staying at the comfiest place in the world for some reason

just sucked on my car keys thinking it was my vape girl it’s TIME to go HOME

I’m at the club alchemizing shade into fame wyd

if you see me at PhD tonight keep your distance I be farting

when it’s so cold you taste blood when you breathe 😍

crying about that fucking penguin rn

DON’T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS!!! DON’T TAKE RISKS ON TREACHEROUS ROADS!!! AND DON’T SWIM IN THE SEA!!!!! INCREDIBLY, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN THE WATER,

even the chopped deserve love

can someone send me $50

Chicago flag morphsuit

mom texting me stressing me tf out girl we’re in a civil war we have bigger issues at hand than my recent speeding ticket

I’m not a gooner anymore y’all kinda ruined the fun of it