melatonin infused edible hitting gn

there should be an American Horror Story season where it’s jsut 30 different Sarah Paulsons screaming at each other

Rhett Rhapsody kind Rhett Rhapsody compassionate Rhett Rhapsody gentle Rhett Rhapsody supportive Rhett Rhapsody community-forward

girl the revolution…

goon if you want to… goon around the world

this itsy bitsy spider really do keep crawling up my water spout girl…

can the dih boost my socioeconomic status though… if not you’re gonna wanna dial it back pa

“Instants” is a psyop do NOT use that bullshit

the B52s:

ate 3 lemons and half a hand of ginger for my immune system and it made me manic hello??? C4 Energy it looks like Vitamin C is coming for your gig girl

bro I’m not even tryna be a pickme I don’t know what “Trixie and Katya” is I had to google that when someone assumed I got the reference… one more time I ONLY follow local Chicago drag if I don’t know her I’m not invested in what she’s doing or has done I don’t watch Screwball’s Frack Race

as a “bottom” I’m not gonna be the one to do all of the pursuing and the planning of the rendezvous lmao be a MAN!!!

I feel like a tarantula that has lost interest in its freeze dried mice and they’re just rotting in its enclosure now

what it’s like to set a boundary

I have decided to become really fucking mean

I don’t really have daddy issues my dad just a loser and men in their 60’s happen to be hot… sue me

imagine a drag queen that can teleport or like has telekinesis

you are not allowed to say the word “poppers” on onlyfans girl wtf makes you think they’re gonna let me do scat

Berry bye girl 👋🙄

call me a gooner the way I’m a fan of that arse and hole

introducing Instagram Goobies! you can now send your friends a little Goobie who jumps onto the screen at random intervals and does a 30 second dance! everyone loves this.

so at the risk of being “neutralized” umm who is going to pill the kresident

microfaggots

whoever’s idea this was I need you to go ahead and fucking die

sore throat…

trans ppl: boots the house girl… the government for some reason: ok wow so actually that’s terrorism

LaKeith Stanfield I am a busy man but I am free May 30th at 6:30pm

“___ liked your instant” bitch I’m gonna fucking kill you

unfortunately coke does seem to make you very magnetic

you ever feel your energy bite someone’s spirit

Drake x PinkPantheress collab ohhh girl…

why do some of y’all be looking at me like that when I say hi irl 😭 like no shade at all I’m not mad it’s just funny

girl I think I’m narcoleptic 😢

not the Berry aBuse girl

@penorsword.bsky.social follow me by tomorrow or it’s block

comiendo fresas con crema 😍

need to fix my relationship with Sleep idk why we don’t talk much we need each other at the end of the day

it’s almost Hottub Flashmob season

nah bro I’m just rimming you I MEAN RIBBING YOU 😳

the concept of Amanda Lepore performing in the same stage as me btw… Rhett Rhapsody icon icon

Cobra Starship Snakes on a Plane playing at the gay dive bar I didn’t even know that was on touch tunes girl

should I lowkey change my pup name to Baklava

he hates girls but he wanna be a princess 😩

bulls at the farm

i want 70 boyfriends this summer

I really try to be a good person every day and keep this goofy whimsical presence cute but these weirdos in the internet make it so hard… all of my anger issues stem from my screentime maybe I need to throw my phone in the damn lake

anyway so I need a substantial scandal this summer

the concept of tagging a gooner bator account to directly address them in your pictures of dying genocide children… straight to hell

computah blow my shit smoove off