the past few days I have been observing how the cows on this farm co-moo-nicate and I will no longer be eating beef

he looks like he’s Up N Coming

the 40° in the morning to 80° in the afternoon swing in this fucking state…

I really bent over and showed y’all my hole for 5 likes?

do haters know that if you’re mean to me the walls of your bedroom will start oozing blood and no one else will be able to see it except you

Jimmy Kimmel suspension kink

dad and coworker went to the bar that makes us act possessed

I see two men effin

I really gotta start doing alt text while I preach about how being mean to me is ableist

I often think about when like two years ago my (HOT!) coworker saw me wearing these coveralls in 85° heat and was like “what the heck you got under there just a jockstrap?” bc like… yeah actually.

she’s heard Elephant in the Room we are so back or it is so over idk yet

Tylenol in my Gay Chinese Vape

how can we collectively convince Sethward to come to Chicago and deliver a riveting performance as a yellow baby elephant for my Stooge visuals

this is my bate song and I don’t really care if nobator else believes… cuz I’ve still got a lot of bate left in me.

ok stream stooge

I deadass basically had to do this when I was 19

it’s so fucking hot when a man’s disembodied boots are just sitting there like 🥾🥾

I have GOT to find a way to start life over at age 13 with all the knowledge I have now PLEASE FUCK

what is with all the spiritual meditation woowoo gays in Chicago being ex-frat boys something going on there

I’m so blue collar 👨🏻‍🏭

Jesus was scene

hey there sexy boy I am enamored of the way you move…

just transferred my savings to my checking so that I can get dessert

I think we should be able to mourn broken friendships as if they straight up died bc to me it’s the same thing

wondering if I can continue the lore of the Magic Cruising Hot Tub at this hotel tonight… whole building is full of European tourists for the local Nordic fest going on

alright well that’s enough of that

I wish I had regular relatable problems instead of like living out Riverdale irl

just realized I accidentally sacrificed my son to the eclipse for album success

stream stooge

me being a pic me

I thought they said you can’t get shadowbanned on here

show me to me please

kind of in the mood to suck some cock (rare) and maybe even eat some ass (extremely rare)

who tf unfollowed

rapture day…

me and who

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Up N Coming vs. Down 2 Clown

I wanna dance with Kirk I wanna dance with Abhi I wanna dance at Boots Boots Boots Boots Boots I wanna party.

steely dan drag show 😍

what it feels like to have missed out on GearBlast this year

we’re going up up up it’s our moment btw

like the crab, I ran to goon

so basically it’s Efficacy by Rhett Rhapsody for girls

Foxface after eating those berries in the hunger games

The Rapture Has Occurred (just shit for the first time since Friday)… and so it is done.

Up N’ Coming opener of the year

Jesus kind of just like me in that I too send multiple cryptic messages to my followers saying shit like “He is Coming” and then take years if not centuries to actually show up to the event

me describing how certain sounds and frequencies make me physically squirm and wiggle and sometimes even have to leave the room

I am the Heath Ledger of pop music iygiygiiydyd