he’s in a place in his life where he strives to be mean and to hate everybody

cherdine

Good evening

Perfect weather to use Canadian maple syrup to make snow candy :D

Me if I had French toast cooked in this

This makes me so happy and so sad.

When you agree to smell his finger

The gay Christmas lights have been put up

Freeze dried pee for the astronauts that want it

whitexican kinda looks like ethan slater

HELLO LETTUCE ! HELLO LETTUCE !!

Hot take from ovens

your tweets sound clearer when they're delivered to my phone by my minions router

This makes THE BEST French toast.

A quick minute of #entrelac #sock #knitting on 12/13/25. #knitsky

She’s constitutionally incapable of not being a bitch about it

Boston Gay Boy stuns in New Ass Pic

this and a $100K contract with juggle them balls cosmetics

What do I do

40 year old southside Irish woman hip to 6 7 let me wear this thank you Bri

sheeple

mistletoes 🤤

Use your spatial recognition skills. Okay how about I imagine my foot up your old cooter

So unorganized

Without a doubt the greatest and gayest holiday special of all time!!

Bread after it’s been proofing all day and is finally ready to be kneaded 🍞🤛

My dirty underwear:

There’s no way to really describe how comfortable this is except maybe like a really good full body chill that pops something unexpectedly in your back and makes you feel loose/limber for a couple days after

Prepoop farts >>>>

Frogs on a summer night:

My goodness 😭🫶🏻

gainerbob tightpants

Love cats. Big time. Great animals.

Auroral in the Lowe’s men’s bathroom in 30?

Gay old men

I’m typing so fast before in fall asleep

None of y’all kiss Nick or crackie they are mine

You’re telling me that lesbian lady didn’t want Ellen degenourous to eat her lady parts?

Can the plurb go in the butt

Why does no one like talking with me

Told my bestie I’m bsky famous (I get like 5 likes on a post sometimes)

Loud

Keep my name out of your mouth

Imagine humbling his leg and his leg is between your butt and you fat and it mages a pssspssppp and it warms his leg lol

Are y’all partying??