Elton John farted on my shit. Okay, let’s sit with this for a minute.

Madonna at Red Robin:

Elton John farted on my shit tf

fresh prodooce it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

Doechii makes the best music

Doechii makes the worst music

which of my drugs aren't causing fulfillment rn

I just uploaded my last 3 streams lol but here's last weeks slkdfnmsjifhieu

Hot take but I think we should have a tube systems in cities that moves pee around to the suburbs and it’s diluted with water to feed the trees and plants

@gagherharper.bsky.social scratching poopoo into the wall

knew i wasn't with that gay shit iktr

I may be a little cranky

Please welcome to the stage: Shuga Ana Prolapse

me dropping hints I’ve been abducted abducted and replaced:

Paint being shit

This is a safe space for DL’s, I would never expose you @pjhusak.bsky.social

If YOU have Sunday scaries, turn the volume up on this 😇 (inspired by @drunkpsyduck54.bsky.social )

Rugs being dusted:

hey! my next single "bittersweet" comes out next week! (hopefully), i'm excited to share the song and my first music video!!

posting mixtape cover here first bc oomfship is forever

I'm Sigourney Weaver

I’ll keep this post to myself

Bootlegger rats running a squeakeasy

Chew corn 🌽

Freaky Friday is just regular Friday to a guy with a fucked up mind like me

jk i figured it out, here's a snippet of my first song old god's time (rEVISITED) for my upcoming mixtape 😌😌

Sign: SMILE! You Are On Camera Me:

I’m Sigourney Weaver

Toast:

Me picking out a pumpkin to go home and fuck

Wait why am I a girl

OMG THIS IS SO SUDDEN I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED AND DIED FOR ME TO WIN ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ and thank you to @scarfacegooner.bsky.social for having me

Im beefing with the Irish now

GOD DAMN IT I WAS SO CLOSE

Mj and Berry bad bitches inc.

Getting a second coffee

Happy National Coming Out Day!!!

OWO whats this? @logiehaus.bsky.social bulge?

BLOOMF HUNGER GAMES IS NOW follow this thread

cmon girls u know what u have to do

Take opportunity by the balls and deepthroat it

Do u have a gluten intolerance

i'm ready to say it. solar power is lorde's best album!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hands over a stack of shitposts] your archives for the week m'lady

Guns that are electric type

Road repairs:

DO YALL WANT A SNEAK PEEK