My throat didn’t magically get better overnight and it hurt this morning. I think I know where this is going but say it isn’t so

I will never trust bloomf again after telling me to suck on a lime for happiness

Also why are there still so many people that are serious when they ask me why I moved out to Oklahoma when they find out I moved 10 hours away?! At this point it’s getting concerning with the number of people and I’m starting to think of an escape plan to a different state

I’m either getting a “sore throat” (I’m getting a sharp pang in my throat that started midday & if it doesn’t go away it’s one of my kryptonites & I will make it everyone’s problem if so) or I accidentally sliced my throat on a pretzel I had as a snack. Just in case I bought meds and tea in excess

This is one of the tapes that I remember playing constantly as a kid

What are your go-to/favorite seasonings aside from the big ones? (Salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder) For me: -Tony Chacheries -red pepper flakes -Italian seasoning blend -paprika And everything else gets into the sauce realm

Just got the news that I’m working through the weekend so we stay pissed around here I guess 😂. Maybe they’ll let me drag a torch this time and legal arson will make me feel better

Okay so maybe power walking fixes some issues I’m having with my mental state this week but I’m still pissed

2026 can just suck a fat one at this point

I just realized I can’t do the 2016-2026 trend cause I didn’t have any photos on my BlackBerry that I was able to transfer to the eventual iPhone i got in high school 🙃

I think one is my new favorite things to do at work is saw maintenance. It’s like adult Legos but sharp and deadly

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

Post something beautiful to combat the awful

I randomly decided to punch in what I ate today into my calorie tracker that I haven’t used since October and had to do a double take. I can’t trust myself worth shittttt apparently when it comes to eyeballing how much I’m eating and it explains so much the last couple months 😂🙃

The person cutting my hair tn was definitely 💅🏼and I’m going to trust the process on how my hair looks after it dries cause he also put some sort of cream in it to make my curls pop or however he put it

These hips do lie and I’m thinking about getting Asian food and haircut instead of cooking at home and decompressing #humpday

I love disassociating from the world by walking outside and blasting music in my headphones since I can’t get high

A pokemon you’d have based on how you look 😂

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

Technically I count staying as longer than 3 nights and visiting as more of a day trip and leaving kind of thing.

QTP with your favorite Grass-type pokemon 🌹🌱🍃

Mmmmmmmmmm drunk Whataburger 😮‍💨

I’ve officially seen one of my coworkers 🍆 and I think I had the appropriate response to it while in a group of other coworkers to hide the fact that I’m bi at work. We stay hidden around the straights I don’t trust yet

Nope, my ride comin, I’m leaving or whatever that girl said

We need more men flexing and showing off their pits on the timeline

I feel like I’m a kid again waiting to be picked up by the bus but instead it’s a fire truck this time 😂

I think this is better than sex. Sue me

I understand women now when they say that curb shouldn’t have been there when they hit it. Cause that truck should not have been there either 🙃. Loving my start to this year

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on your case? The case might not get solved at all but I’d appreciate the humor while she tries.

Not even an hour later and I got work orders 🙂🙃. This already sounds like it’s going to turn into a multi-week work thing with no days iff

Scariest of Sundays because tomorrow marks the start of the busy work season everyone has drilled into my head. Furthermore it sounds like I’ll constantly have a last minute notice of knowing when my next day off will be so I won’t exactly have a social/hermit decompress life till April 🙂🙃

Aside from the random plant stuff I have with the totes I think it’s coming along real nice

I think today I’m giving in to my adhd tendencies and see how much chaos I can do to my apartment today. Let’s just see where this goes if I don’t constantly try to remember what task I was doing originally

Share a cartoon you will always love

5 on a good day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “Being an adult is weird”. I just got excited over buying an end table to put next to my recliner so I can put my Diet Coke and wine glasses on when I’m playing video games.

AND I GET A BURRITO AFTERWARDS FOR MY TREAT

I now understand the hype behind flip fucking! Also, I have a new couple to do things with 😈

Why are you gay?

I finally bought a thermal vest to wear over my work uniform this winter and now it’s ramen time!!!!

I accidentally ran out of underwear again so all I have left is jockstraps to go try on clothes and walk around OKC today 🙃

Drop your favorite starter 🌱

Sooooooo media and edit post capabilities for bsky this year when? Oh and I’d also like drafts please

Hi I’m A vehicle T-bone collision A brick wall Fainting and almost hitting my head on brick/tile flooring A school shooter Mono/choking in sleep Approximately 30 ground bee stings on my head/body A four-wheeler flipping over on me A flaming falling tree 2 other non-flaming falling trees

Let's start this year with puppy power! Repost this with a fictional dog that you like (This movie is one of the reasons for my bisexual awakening too)

One of the non traditional things that I find super attractive in a man is their ability to haul and back up trailers. I’ll do it but I’m going to bitch about it and probably hit something or fuck up the truck on accident.

Do I be extroverted and go to OKC this weekend before work gets busy for a couple of months or nah? I feel the need to do something before I get so busy that I’m not going to want to do anything on my off days soon.

This bodes well. So nothing different this year either?

New Year, Same Me fortunately

I stg I feel worse the morning after staying up till midnight for New Year’s than I do when I accidentally fall asleep at 2am and have to get up at work by 6.