I think next month I might do a purge on here

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Waiting impatiently for a certain bloomf to check the DMs on his alt cause I left a dm there that I lnow he won’t know the context of when he logs into that account a couple months later now

The look of someone who’s caffeine just started kicking in #mcm

Before I put my lips to this coffee cup this morning, one last chaotic thought. Pup hood? Yay? Nay? Been thinking about it on and off for a while, but I don’t know. Now back to normal, sane caffeine regulated thoughts

I apparently made my order something called a quad espresso. If my brain is working correctly this morning I think that means that I just ordered four shots of espresso in my latte.

My three needs this morning: 1. Gas 2. Coffee preferably with espresso in it since I’m going on day 8 straight of work 3. Hole (whether it’s someone else’s hole given up got my pleasure, or mine for theirs) Priorities may change if I get the first two knocked out before work 😚

Pokemon that I’d want people to associate me with

Neighbor boy told me I smell like a smoked brisket and I’m going to kms now

Now that I’m off work, I think I can continue where I left off maybe? 😶🫣

@buffyfanboy.bsky.social you are my hero for today’s repost thread.

I may or may not have accidentally forgot to eat again today, except for a honey crisp apple and a cherry slush Alani. Time to have regrets about ordering sushi for dinner after what I have to do at work tomorrow

Drop some animation

I still don’t understand the concept of how everyone on this app looks like they should be 10 years or more younger than what it says in their bios. I need to know the secret so I don’t rapidly age due to this job. Eating the souls of the youth, cum exfoliation, what is the secret?

If I could borrow someone’s son for the morning or perhaps the entire day I’d really appreciate it

What my actual mornings of #sundayfunday consist of.

I need to converse with a trusted bisexual tn

Anyone know a good assassin? Asking for @bostongayboy.bsky.social

I think one of the guys I’m working with for the next month is an identical looking copy of a young Josh hutcherson with a mustache 👀.

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I’ve gotten to the point where everything I eat has a smokey taste to it, and I’m waiting till I can’t notice it anymore

Since it’s been a year and all, I think I’ll do #sundayfunday just a tad (whole day) early. Also I can’t think of anything witty for Saturday. 😅🙃

Happy Bluesky anniversary to me!!! It’s crazy to think that I started this app as a no face repost account. Since then, I’ve shown face( a lot more than just my face 😅) & I’ve connected with a lot of really great people on here. I can’t wait to see what the next year brings 😄😘🥰.

I just realized I walked almost 15,000 steps at about 8 1/2 miles, and the only things I had to eat today was a fuck ton of water, a 6 inch sandwich from Subway, and a Alani energy drink Skinny boy winter arc starts now

I’m tired

Decisions decisions. Do I save the video that I’m going to post for Sunday fun day, or do I post it for my blue sky anniversary tomorrow?

I think this would be a good spot to get faded and maybe have a jerk sesh

Sorry for being insufferably horny and fetal this morning. It will happen again 🙂‍↕️

I’m already thinking about the Subway sandwich I packed for lunch and I’m trying to resist the urge to eat it for breakfast

This work week is kind of screwing with my ability to take slutty pictures and I’m not about it. That paycheck better be big by the time it comes around 😤

Everyone on this app needs to be stopped. You’re all so hot with such beautiful dicks, and I can’t touch any of them through my phone today

I kind of like saving up my loads for longer than three days, because after that, I hit a certain point where I just become so feral and I wanna turn into a top. It’s like I turned into a slutty werewolf, but it’s every other week instead of every month it seems

(Respectfully) I need someone on this dick rn before I leave for work #fcf

I’m too tired to be horny but I also haven’t jerked off since maybe Monday. I need help to make a post tomorrow or maybe I’ll just cuck it and watch everyone post from afar

Do you know what I haven’t had in a while? A good margarita on the rocks rimmed with salt. And dare I say coupled with a giant bowl of queso and chips. I think those two combined would fix a lot of things for my mental state right now

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

If Snapchat doesn’t stop giving me notifications in my quick add when I open the app, I’m going to just start adding people at random and see where it goes

I really need to up my selfie game. There’s too many threads going on or it’s asking for a selfie to go along with something else, and I just can’t keep using the same photo over and over again 😂😅 I just don’t ever think about whipping my phone out and taking a picture of myself I guess

If someone could just sit on my face and smother me in my sleep, I think I’m ready to pass on. Plz and thank you 😚😌

Goon a movie. Disneys A Goony Movie

I need a shower and a fat night sleep

I’m about to eat half of my foot-long sandwich in this Taco Bell drive-through line if it doesn’t hurry the fuck up. I’ve been sitting at a standstill line for about five minutes now and I’m still four cars away from the speaker. And there’s no way for me to get out of this line

Someone talk me out of going to two separate locations to get dinner for tonight and also lunch for tomorrow. My choices are Taco Bell for dinner and Subway for lunch, or I just get a foot-long from Subway and split it for two meals. I really want Taco Bell though (I’m a big back)

I found another Andrew that is actually taller than me and he works at a Ford dealership in town lol. Also, if it wasn’t apparent by my raggedy look, Ash smudge all over my face, and the smell of smoke on my clothes he asked me what I did for a living

The flirty and giggly kind

I’ve been waiting all year for this 😆🔥🔥🔥

Channeling my inner Adele and setting fire to literally everything at work today because I’m allowed to

Not a huge fan of the base but I couldn’t find one I liked that didn’t have some sort of gem showing 🤷🏻‍♂️. #humpday

Age yourself with gaming

I hate it when I overthink a comment to somebody’s post and I don’t know if they’ll get my humor or if they’ll be offended