Technically I count staying as longer than 3 nights and visiting as more of a day trip and leaving kind of thing.

QTP with your favorite Grass-type pokemon 🌹🌱🍃

Mmmmmmmmmm drunk Whataburger 😮‍💨

I’ve officially seen one of my coworkers 🍆 and I think I had the appropriate response to it while in a group of other coworkers to hide the fact that I’m bi at work. We stay hidden around the straights I don’t trust yet

Mmmmmmm I may or may not like where this is going

Nope, my ride comin, I’m leaving or whatever that girl said

We need more men flexing and showing off their pits on the timeline

I feel like I’m a kid again waiting to be picked up by the bus but instead it’s a fire truck this time 😂

I think this is better than sex. Sue me

I understand women now when they say that curb shouldn’t have been there when they hit it. Cause that truck should not have been there either 🙃. Loving my start to this year

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on your case? The case might not get solved at all but I’d appreciate the humor while she tries.

Not even an hour later and I got work orders 🙂🙃. This already sounds like it’s going to turn into a multi-week work thing with no days iff

Scariest of Sundays because tomorrow marks the start of the busy work season everyone has drilled into my head. Furthermore it sounds like I’ll constantly have a last minute notice of knowing when my next day off will be so I won’t exactly have a social/hermit decompress life till April 🙂🙃

Aside from the random plant stuff I have with the totes I think it’s coming along real nice

I think today I’m giving in to my adhd tendencies and see how much chaos I can do to my apartment today. Let’s just see where this goes if I don’t constantly try to remember what task I was doing originally

Share a cartoon you will always love

5 on a good day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “Being an adult is weird”. I just got excited over buying an end table to put next to my recliner so I can put my Diet Coke and wine glasses on when I’m playing video games.

AND I GET A BURRITO AFTERWARDS FOR MY TREAT

I now understand the hype behind flip fucking! Also, I have a new couple to do things with 😈

Why are you gay?

I finally bought a thermal vest to wear over my work uniform this winter and now it’s ramen time!!!!

I accidentally ran out of underwear again so all I have left is jockstraps to go try on clothes and walk around OKC today 🙃

Drop your favorite starter 🌱

Sooooooo media and edit post capabilities for bsky this year when? Oh and I’d also like drafts please

Hi I’m A vehicle T-bone collision A brick wall Fainting and almost hitting my head on brick/tile flooring A school shooter Mono/choking in sleep Approximately 30 ground bee stings on my head/body A four-wheeler flipping over on me A flaming falling tree 2 other non-flaming falling trees

Let's start this year with puppy power! Repost this with a fictional dog that you like (This movie is one of the reasons for my bisexual awakening too)

One of the non traditional things that I find super attractive in a man is their ability to haul and back up trailers. I’ll do it but I’m going to bitch about it and probably hit something or fuck up the truck on accident.

Do I be extroverted and go to OKC this weekend before work gets busy for a couple of months or nah? I feel the need to do something before I get so busy that I’m not going to want to do anything on my off days soon.

This bodes well. So nothing different this year either?

New Year, Same Me fortunately

I stg I feel worse the morning after staying up till midnight for New Year’s than I do when I accidentally fall asleep at 2am and have to get up at work by 6.

Happy new years bloomfies and bluesky babes!!🥳🎉🥳!!!!! I’m immediately going to bed but this was fun

I promise to be slightly nicer and a lot more of a bitch next year. Glad I got to know a lot of you on here and I can’t wait to see what next year brings for all of us

Can we just speed this shit up a bit. I wanna go to bed

This singular episode is giving me war flashbacks about what he does in future seasons and I’m mad at Christina for not ending it while she had the chance early on.

Only cause he actually had a good idea. A long time ago in a far away January I shot my biggest and furthest load

I’m picking up where I left off on greys anatomy season 5 and I’m already hoping the annoying military ginger guy gets killed off at some point

OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT!!!!

Yo what that mouth do? I got four more of those for each hour that I get closer to New Year’s Day

I just got bred, and then I’m going to get sushi from my favorite sushi place in town. How’s your guys‘s New Year’s Eve going?

It feels like there’s a draft or something but idk. Last #humpday of the year! Also tall people need to use ladders too sometimes

To post a pic or not. That is the question.

If I ever say I want to work in an office job primarily and never go outside except for lunch during my shift, someone please strangle me. I’ve been inside the last two days for majority of the time doing online statements and excel bs. I need concrete under my feet and to touch grass 😮‍💨😭

Final #skircle of 2025! It’s been fun and I can’t wait to see who I interact with next year

No one in my office has made a “see you next year” joke yet and I fear I can’t resist before my shift is over with today

The melatonin is hitting and my comforter just got pulled out of the dryer. This sleep is going to be goooooooooooooood tn

Twenty-six years ago, you played a game with a little boy down the street, a game with drums.

Cartoon hear me out?