This universe is epic

I just found out the Swedish title for the new Pixar film Hoppers is literally Operation Beaver and I am H O W L I N G

Nothing else in the entire fucking world matters right now

Tonight our Lyft driver put on motivational speaker tracks with a Hans Zimmer-esque underscore which would have been more tolerable if it didn't make him swerve through traffic in time with the music 😵‍💫

Breakfast marshmallow

Trying to seize my moment, but I am not a morning person 😆

In my restless dreams, I see that town...

Morning 💚

Vacation.

Embraced the whimsy and made a little pokéball caprese for lunch on this 30th Pokémon Day!

Did you know I contribute pokémon quizzes on Sporcle? Happy Pokémon Day! www.sporcle.com/user/TheFire...

"2026 is the year of the horse" The horse:

I ignored the State of the Union address BEFORE it was cool 💅🏽

Come on Bsky, can't a boy choose a team of 6??

Nothing makes the eyes pop quite like snow light 😉

Song Sung Blue is a Lifetime movie for people who know all the words to Neil Diamond's songs but inexplicably despise joy.

Does anyone else have places that only exist in their dreams? I have several fully-realized cities, towns, forests, etc. that I return to regularly but are only in my brain. Just curious if I'm one of the crazy ones 😅

Every bar is a tiki bar if you're brave enough

The Tifa solo challenge has ended in SUCCESS! If you had any doubts, a one character run of FFVII is totally possible 😤Thanks so much to those of you who stopped in to see the challenge run its course! Tonight we'll be starting a randomized nuzlocke of Pokemon Soul Silver. Very excited for that 😁

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

Going to the Vietnamese place for lunch on lunar new year is the smartest decision I will make in 2026, mark my words 😁

My Doctor: I have a few vaccines I can give you to get you up-to-date Me: Sounds great, thanks! My Doctor:

My little ones drew me a valentine while they were waiting for their entrance on Thursday

I've been uploading a lot of my old music and theatre work and today feels like a day to post a little something... From our musical As Long As We're Talking, about the clientele of an LGBTQIA+ bookstore who save a gay teen's life by sharing their coming out stories. I hope it brings you joy 🌈 🎭

Not to toot my own horn, but I think I make a beautiful pizza bagel

🧶 YARN DAY 🧶

Everybody watch out I have a new react (relevant to today's hearing)

Yeah I got that BDE...Big Daker Energy

Oak: "it's time to begin your Pokémon adventure!" the Rattata on Route 1:

One of my favorite things about long-running anime is the need for every season to somehow have an even stronger and unknowably evil villain that makes the last one look like a joke. "His last crime was so sinister and gross that it would make even toilet rats puke." Brilliant.

QTP with your favorite Electric-type pokémon ⚡️ I love my low key doofus on bass! (Art credit @werelektro.bsky.social )

Finished the Stardust Crusaders chapter of Jojo and while I am deeply emotional over the deaths they at least had the decency to mention "Weird Al" and that made things easier

I've never done #mcm before but the light reflecting off the snow last week made the bathroom glow and it felt like a perfect opportunity to show that I have been trying to grow some muscles...and that I have no idea how to take photos of myself.

I never was sure what would be the thing that finally broke me after all of this, never would have guessed it was going to be Catherine O'Hara. We lost such a lovely person, and so suddenly, I am in complete shock. Sending love out into the air for anyone who knew her ❤️

be the friend nobody needs to talk about in therapy

Good game so far 🙃

What if we kissed in the cupid corner of the restaurante?

I love my charmander suit but I have to hang it to dry and it looks like I skinned some poor smiley creature every laundry day 😭

Goatse, but make it afab

Nothing like getting a call at midnight from your friend's mom that she has fallen and hit her head and you go over to help her out and otw home you see 100 posts about Air Force One and your heart is going in every direction at once cuz you’re happy she wasn't hurt but also sad that he wasn't hurt

Gonna be a good one tonight!

Diving into Octopath 2 today and I went with the shitty church twink as my first character. So far he is a sarcastic douche with ADHD who spends all his time picking fights with locals and negging the swordsmith he is paired with and THEY ARE IN LOVE I SWEAR

No more yoga until the kitty is fed 😅

Today I discovered that an embroiderer and a sculptor I follow, both of whose work I adore, have been together for twelve years. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH SUCH TALENT AND HANDSOMENESSSSS

Been watching on a loop, I am obsessed. I can't get enough of you, weirdos

First day of big kid school 🎭