Their commitment to making a worse green lantern movie is astounding

Fat country drag queen named Amber Lance

I need to see Danai Gurira in Melissa McCarthy’s destined comeback movie that will return her once again to her rightful station as the ruler of comedy

High eatin dry ramen straight outta the bag sprinkling the packet on as I go

Tornado watch and I’m in the weather livestream comments asking “Can Roku City sleep yet?”

Y’all are making up people cuz who is this Archie character

They should invent a Mac and cheese cup that doesn’t boil over and slime the microwave plate

Jean Grey watching Bobby fight Magneto in a jockstrap and harness:

Clark Kent whimpering and moaning compilation 16 hours

That time I got reincarnated as a vaguely phallic shaped object in a Bushwick apartment

Rub Rub Tuggington

Let me see you one two step I love it when you one two step

Hasan Piker balls in my mouth challenge *CASH PRIZE*

Me at the candle store:

I’m not really trying to complain too much but where the FUCK did Jake Shane even come from and why is he everywhere and friends with everyone like he literally didn’t exist 5 years ago

Wuthering Heights was one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in a while

Crackie writing a document BMA (before MacBook Air):

Meg Stalter your smoke is too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

KAREN, MY COMPUTER WIFE

Channing Tatum boomerposting on insta is so heartbreaking. At least he’s woke but he should be showing biceps and pole 💔

So the answer is clearly that turtle goes in that corner and armadillo goes where turtle was and nautilus goes in the unseen corner directly above snake

Ruby Zeldastein simply has to be the high priestess I don’t make the rules. I’m thinking Laura Vanderbooben for the empress. The tower is just the 200 stampede. The fool might just be blank Roger. The lovers could be either Roger and klaus or the two tearjerkers making out

So at least all of the major arcana are purely Roger and then the rest of the family will be sprinkled into the minor and court cards along with more personas. I’m having a hard time deciding if I should go by appearance and thematics vs actual tarot meaning with the characters or just a mix of both

At work furiously conceptualizing a Roger Smith Tarot deck on a Google doc

No because I think about this a lot and I’m mad every time. Like why is the animal one green and the plant one red?? Based opinion @traceexile.bsky.social you’re so sexy let’s make out and bump poles

Rebecca Sugar having Nicki voice Sugilite was a portent

I will literally never understand why designers can’t just like… use bigger forms. Why does your art have to be created and fitted on a fire pole? Why do all your drawings have the most alien proportions? Design clothing for bigger bodies like it’s still art I just don’t see the disconnect

I’m so sick of people trying to tell me that devil’s tower is some giant ancient tree just because it vaguely resembles the shape omfg I need hammers

Need to go to a millionaire tiktoker’s house and shove their Dyson pencilvac up my ass soooo bad rn

Catalytic converters:

Time to get high and play in my butt and watch the Terri Joe movie

Just absolutely TORE this party sized bag of Munchos a new loose, sloppy hole. Girl stand up you look a mess

Willem take it outtt it’s hurtinggg

@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social is Hugh Jackman’s Luigi. The more I strip back the layers the clearer the vision becomes

Every day I wake up and thank God that I’m not straight. It gave me an immediate and vital perspective shift on the world

I really fucking have Dean Cain for being a fuck head cuz his version of Clark Kent in Lois & Clark is one of the hottest men in human history

I think my straightest quality is that I USE the pockets in cargo pants/shorts

I’m constantly shocked how many people seem to forget it’s FUCK Sh** L*B***f forever

I know nothing about Michael Cimino other than he’s beautiful and I don’t trust him

ERIC DANE NO

I think Katniss should’ve just voted democrat

High rewatching ATLA and I LOVE SUKI I LOVE SUKI I LOVE SUKI

My kingdom for a Prilosec

Whoever invented “take one, pass it down” really ate like that’s the best way to do that

Jessica Alba and Danny Ramirez are you looking for a big fat gay guy third please I will actually sell you my soul

It should be illegal for them to make headlights past like 3500K

i am under the belief that everyone quitting weed is another sign of conservatism