happy international lesbian day

We raise our hats to the strange phenomenaaaa

Took an edible and now I’m dancing around listening to Kate Bush and Kylie

This is literally if Spencer Reid was cunty and actually had balls. She’s perfect. Kaitlin Olson you are my God

Has the US government always had these periodic shut-downs or did they just start this millennium?

Watching Hitchhiker’s Guide high is SO fun

THE FUCKING WHEELCHAIR KID ASHEJHF

Beck Bennett arms and belly compilation 10 hours

Beck Bennett fat bulge compilation

It’s October third.

Went to Golden Corral and set off the lunk alarm 😔

14 yo me watching iCarly:

Bestie walked over SEVEN MILES at her fast food manager job

Switch my wig make him feel like he cheatin

Cuckoo bird emailing its real estate agent:

100.6° fever these are the moments that make life worth living

Question for the culture. Would you rather be able to… A) Bleed out of your urethra every time you complain about capitalism Or B) Consume media in your sleep, but your mom dies

Sick with a sore throat and no sleep and I got black pepper in my eye and I kicked a kettle bell 2 hours ago and I think I cracked my… pointer toe? If the big toe is the thumb it’s the pointer. But mom brought me sonic so yayyy

Does Black Clover ever get better cuz I’m 33 episodes in and it’s annoying the fuck outta me

Everyone say thank you Diana Ross

Me when I get sent to the dimension with all female Yankovich variants:

FUCK MAYIM BIALIK stupid bitch. You’re supposed to be SOOO educated and yet you can’t see something as obvious as genocide??

HOLY SHIT HES SO GOOD ALREADY

Watching #DWTS for the first time for my husband, Crocodile Jr.

I have such a crush on Glen Powell 🫤

Robert Irwin how about you tango your big wiener up into my fat gay bum bum

ET:

Why do Rob Lowe’s kids look like that

He’s so pretty

Hail Zorp

Shawn Mendes lowkey artist of our generation…

He also suggested injecting yourself with cleaning products to kill covid so this shouldn’t really surprise any of you tbh

Can they get raptured? Like give me a HBO Leftovers moment and just pooof Let the world fucking heal

Missing Barb Kelner the Pizza Eater like a MF today

Please God let the rapture happen

Drew Afualo

I have no more storage

Spotify lossless we have never been more back

Half an hour til Caleb Hearon’s special debuts on HBO Max btw

@sentimentbot.bsky.social oi mistah

Corporal Punishment would make a great drag king name

😭😭

Hopital

WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT IS SCREAM QUEENS SEASON 3 AND AFFORDABLE HOUSING

Hey look mom I made it 🥲🥹

Republicans are, in fact, 100% responsible for what happened to Melissa Hortman and countless other victims of the domestic terrorism they've been openly carrying out for decades while you wimps play nice. You may be too stupid to think they're your enemy, but they sure as hell think you're theirs.