Literally ate breakfast an hour ago and my bellybutton’s already rubbing blisters in my back bone oh fuck my big gay chungus life

It’s getting woke in here!! YAY WOKE I LOVE YOU WOKE

Spotify wrapped

Oh! Right, right…

Who was shocked?

Josh Gad in Pixels is one greatest comedic performances of all time

This show is making me feel insane. Well done

telling pro-palestinian jews that their beliefs are fueled by “not knowing their own history” is the most egregiously antisemitic thing i’ve heard in a while. there are actual holocaust survivors that said that what is happening to the palestinians directly mirrors what they endured by nazis.

Lukas Gage is so Brant’s Boys coded

Or at least tell me your father does

Tanner with the tism please tell me you like tall fat gay boys

Exclusives E4 - Holiday 2025: Disney’s Hulu’s Family Guy’s Hallmark Channel’s Lifetime’s Unoriginal Holiday Movie

Greyson Hoelzel please tell me you like tall fat gay hoys

Me when I meet Paul Bettany:

Positively Cathy just came out as a brainwashed old lady Christian for Zionism I feel like I’m going to throw up

When is the Bloomf Christmas party and who is going to duet Leather and Lace with me during karaoke

Making sandwiches with leftover Easter ham and leftover thanksgiving turkey

Everyone changing their pfp today

Hat time already?

Jinny Dean sauceages

The last thing I need is more fucking dark elixir 🙄

Teens in my store why am I 48 I miss the 90s

Lainey Wilson:

happy thanksgiving gay people

LAINEY WILSON

You’re welcomes Sharon

AND PERIODT

Chrish pisses me off like give me your vocal chords you beautiful faggot

If it wasn’t Jordan I’m so happy it was Robert #DWTS

YESSSS ROBERTTTTTTT

FUCK YOU CARLTON TELL ME NOW #DWTS

Contemporary? With a water puddle? #dwts

I’m so down baddd for Robert Irwin it’s becoming a problem

I GOT THE GOON YOU’RE FREE BUCKET

Wilma Flintstone is the stage manager everyone needs

The more time has passed the less I like it. They’re all fabulous actors but the script and direction were fucking terrible. I’m so disappointed yall I love those movies

Ugh Now You 3 Me was kinda awful. I wanted to like it sooo bad. You can tell Jon M. Chu had no part in this unfortunately

The fucking crooked neck lady just came in here and tried to sell me a silver-plated sugar and creamer set. She was such a diva I should have done it

Love kiing with the old lady that rides her bike around town omfg

Transvestigators:

Forgot my lunch at home and have no time to go get something

Channing Tatum posting on instagram like a middle aged white woman is soooo funnnn

Amazing ten ten tens. If I can trust Jon M. Chu with anything it’s a gorgeous wedding scene. I blubbered I fear

Seated for #Wicked:ForGood