It JUST don don me that people will be getting shitty AI tattoos…

This president’s son still gets his foot jobs the old fashioned way

New dirt cheap Chinese place in town is good let’s absolutely fucking go

How the fuck do Europeans stay hydrated if it’s not normal to drink soft drinks or water? Someone please tell me

You’re telling me it only took 3 bi people to walk next to this guy to stop his heart attack??

Just upgraded from my 12 pro max to my sister’s pink 15+ and I’m feeling like a fagggooottt

Vampire asking for permission to enter before ramming into me big sloppy style

I love watching Paul Downs play Jimmy because you can REALLY tell how much he loves his clients and knows them on a personal level compared to every other agent we see.

having a moustache really makes you FEEL like you’re a bisexual dl trade bear adjacent dude

JSYK the new garlic and herb baked lays fucking HIT

Adding Body Neutrality to your wokeabulary will have you moving SO different

So Taylor wrote an original song for Toy Story 5 right?

The amount of VPL on The Love Boat is fucking crazy

Going to the movies June 5th

Jennifer Lawrence master physical comedian

Y’all do yourselves a favor and watch No Hard Feelings next time you’re high as shit

Um my google tv stick I’ve had for like 5 years suddenly updated and you HAVE to use Gemini to search for anything. I fucking hate everything we literally can’t have anything nice

The Sheep Detectives… the mystery part was not very strong but I did in fact bawl like a big fat ugly baby the entire last 20 minutes and a couple of other times throughout

I just read one of the craziest and best written fanfics I’ve ever come across…

Computa show me Jon Hamm’s cawk and bwalls

introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live Pre Awakening: Toby Mac Francesca Battistelli Sanctus Real Sidewalk Prophets Big Daddy Weave Post Awakening (age 19): Beyoncé Christina Aguilera Gaslight Anthem Hozier Harry Styles

I had a dream I was at the MET Gala but it looked like a middle school talent show and I met Barack and we had a banter and he gave me his email address. It was really crazy because I read it out loud to him and it was hard but I just powered through it and I didn’t think you could read in dreams 🧍🏻‍♂️

Laurie Metcalf is a generational talent

They just made a million Deborah Vances

Which of the Warner Brothers do you think had the piss fetish? Cuz it had to be one of em

Rib Crib is now

Accidentally took 30mg instead of 15

Top 10 Lucille Bluth shadiest diva moments

KEKE PALMER ON ROYAL COURT LGG

Watching Reba and god DAMN does Leslie Jordan have no business being gone

LIKE A ONE LIKE A TWO LIKE A TREE

Sarah going to the Cecily Stong school of Fucking With Colin is so important to me

This Family Feud question was “we asked 100 married women what are signs their husband is turning into a rooster”. Y’all what are we even doing

Sometimes I wish I could fake my death and go into witness protection just so I have a chance to actually live my life and be happy

Hannah taking the opportunity to make out with Jean oh you lucky dog

Me doing Keto at 13:

Hudson Williams bicep compilation 10 hours *Beyoncé music*

Zachary Gordon I’m so druunnkkk

So who was gonna tell me the wimpy kid is hot and sexy now

Need to get higher than almighty god and watch Barb and Star

Austin Keil might be the hottest human man we have

Alright I’m calling it. Y’all wake me up if she does something

Mr. Beast read Das Kapital challenge

Keratin clear coat on my nails and drinking a full fat can of coke got me feeling like a faggottttt

The concept of a lap dance is so absurd out of context. Like an alien species comes to learn about our culture and they discover lap dances and are like “So you just… rub your butt on their crotch for money? And that’s all you do?”

Actually incredible. Also the whole damn movie is full of some of the finest men I’ve ever seen in my motherfucking life. Don’t LET me get in the middle of those 5 whew

Seated for

An incredibly difficult watch truly 10/10 I loved it. Very morbidly funny. Some of the best acting I’ve ever seen and what an amazing concept. Very multi-dimensional characters played perfectly and the character dynamics were so well defined. Must watch if you enjoy being uncomfortable