why does everyone hate me drop ur response in the comments below

How it feels to clock a gag

Who wants to see some syrup?

Do u want the house tour…?

Having a moment of “I’m the worst person ever“

Most of the people I know into wholistic living developed colon cancer in their 30s

Did Apple update the WiFi or something my iPhone just tried to connect to Starbucks wifi clear across the street

Lois’ dress…

All gen ai points aside the output is just… boring. Ibe never been gagged by genai so I don’t see the point

Beyoncé like the first one to clock a gag if we’re honest

We’ve been Burnin Both ends Keeping the lights on

Pretty little liars

The end of a sentence addressing dax

I don’t care that ur a stoner

I think maybe I’m nostalgic for a version of friendship and community that doesn’t exist in our world anymore

My apartments sold tickets for a pool side movie and then just never did it

Oh chappell

Luke combs announces he’s beautiful and sexy and talented

Is there no tv coming out today?

Food trucks do not provide good value to cost. I shouldn’t be hungry after $20.

Podcast I wanted to drop finally had a bad take

Fat as a house today

my bad by news I thought you meant current events

what do you guys have up here (I'm about to take bb out)

Nerf this!

Breakfast Writing Then some doordashing cause I’ve been cooped up all week working

Chuck Norris dead it’s only up from here

Everytime I try researching law schools it’s endless amounts of people saying “don’t become a lawyer there’s easier ways to make money” what is the truth

The Canadian Maple Syrup company stands by the Human artists we would never betray the nectar of the gods with ai produced images.

Just clocked a gag

I’m legally not allowed to talk about what I did yesterday but I wish I could it was lowkey so good

Syrup post incoming soon. Eid Mubarak!

Not starting a fight cause I don’t care enough to pick up the pieces

Still no features people want

Let’s all shave our daisies and not tell jawline

Push my love away like some kind of loaded gun

her joy is an act of resistance

Sorry but “I was never good at telling jokes but the punchline goes” is top tier writing

The Ukraine war is so khia like you don’t see anyone caring

Maya Rudolph

She has to tell y’all about her fictional relationship from her tv show ten years ago

Obsessed with blocking DoorDash customers

Cashiers having an openly transphobic convo while checking me out cause they’re thought I couldn’t hear over my headphones

So many stories like this. One I witnessed, just because I happened to be in the building, was a child in agonizing dental pain but unable to to safely get to or pay for a dentist without fear of abduction, as desperate school personnel searched for ways to help. www.reuters.com/world/us/min...