DSA Policies pretty great DSA members on the other hand

real af

#need a sodie pop

this real af life advice

Katy when Justin asked how her new single was doing at breakfast today

that's crazy cause I left the original 15 minutes early

whole world talking about this lady’s farts

I’ve literally never seen a worse take. They’re talking about telephone

The kamala HQ account loves posting like look at the dumb ass running things. Which is crazy cause they lost to that dumbass.

accepting I might just be a dumb idiot

getting left behind socially is the worst. Think I’m gonna delete bluesky and just focus on work there’s nothing else in life for me.

ari had Ricky on deck my god

are you gonna marry kiss or kill me its just a game but really

I currently have zero friends irl and I think it’s actively killing me

it feels like the author wasn't asked to officiate a wedding...

Canadian Maple Syrup Co is proud to be sponsoring the 2026 Flopsky Awards

This season of drag race is awful I’m not finishing it

I could really use an IrL friend but I don’t see that happening

ignoring the lonely feelings but they are so overwhelming

feeling lonely oh well

"fuckin on an op bitch" - romeo

trump saying he would be the worlds best communist... literally where did they find this guy

I have a friend doing something so unhinged rn

TOMATO TIME

when ur at work and they start talking about "trades secret"

want boom boom shrimp bad

she's just like me

before and after I see there's a new eddy burback video

EDDY BURBACK SHIRTLESS IN HIS NEW VIDEO CLEAR MY SCHEDULE

Pete Buttigieg says his family was effectively swatted — except, instead of calling the cops, someone called Child Protective Services, lied and said Buttigieg had admitted to 'committing unspeakably violent crimes' and that his kids were at risk. The kids are not and were not at risk.

where the hell is everyone today

the discourse this caused

y'all please help me get out of here !!!!

Omfggggggg just go to the bar

there's literally no gags to clock rn

What a run state of affairs we find ourselves in when rupaul is interviewing like this

they should make a movie where both people go missing

that guy is an idiot but I’m actually from Seattle

me at the Ariana resale

Sourdough starter finally rising

Checking in on Twitter

WWHL is like a late night show for people that look like they found on the street

If we’re not supposed to have gay sex then why does it feel like that

Canadian Maple Syrup Company has an announcement

an app for Daffy Duck trade