anthony fantano the things i would do to u

she was serving fresh talapia

get up here lets dance!

dirty dancin in the moonlight take me down like a domino when we touch dont ever let me go

mama a charlatan behind you

bought a boostmobile number to get around doordash ban and guess what mimi? they caught me

the only maple syrup ill eat

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like if you suck mad dick or if you prefer canadian maple syrup

Charli xcx is so real for becoming a producer and not a landlord when she hit it big

The concept of posting this on x

Shoutout to republicans for destroying one of the world strongest economies to make sure black votes don’t count!!! Yall did that!!

my future is so fucked maybe ill just end things today

ugh I hate when the skircles go around

how it feels to wonder what exactly im living for

AHHHH CHOO

Why would I tell the interviewer city of night by John rechy when she asked if i had read any good books lately. What is wrong with me.

Yall DoorDash deactivated me… what is my get out of the house hobby going to be now

“CLLOSED HOSPITAL”

fuck it up aye - Karlee Marx

right back right back right back ayeee

karlee girl 4 away from an egot

At the Cicis pizza fun zone

Saying no Gomez like no homo

You begin to understand shaggys motivations

Where is this

Observational humor

Having to explain Karlee girl to someone who’s not online

Neighbor installed a ring doorbell across the hall that looks right into my apartment when I open my front door

last night at the bar when they revealed Latoya Jackson someone next to me said "not someone relevant?" hello??

Watched 2 full eps of drag race last night wondering who the hell lucky Star is

That dick:

Great reminder I don’t have friends will not be doing again

Ur fave is problematic: mitochondria

At gay bar for drag race viewing

Rock music is a single cause it’s one single minute

He wanna fuck slayyter Syrup we should link later

Fuck my butt dood

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is this real

At the jack in the box where they make you back up till ur orders ready

TikTok thinks the virus is fake we’re so fucked