Hi does anyone have restaurant recommendations for Madison, WI?

Highly stressed and moderately blessed

Are you thinking what I’m thinking or am I being bad?

I think I will start a dispensary

I wonder if Tylenol could sue the us govt ?

“Fish” can refer to a single individual, or multiple individuals from the same species. “Fishes” refers to multiple species. 🐠 Fish 🐠🐠🐠 Fish 🐠🐟🐡 Fishes

I need to learn

LFG STONEDDDDD

Feeling proverbial like a fortune cookie tn

A lot of people will give you what you want … you just have to ask nicely

I am surprisingly good at business and business related activities

Love love love love love watching the shirtless joggers go by

I am such a smooth talker… everyone loves me… it’s getting dangerous… I’m anxious yet confident… pray for me I guess

the duality of man

i have a crush on them and so do 30 other people: a bsky story

The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America

exactly like…….tf!

Ik wil een glas melk

I feel like business boycotts are probably the most effective right before their quarterly earnings call

Strongly worded letter incoming…

Thank u for hump day posting

not monogamous, not poly, but a secret third thing:

big warm biscuit with my coffee and drinking a pumpkin chai

Descartes before conjunctive adverbs were invented by Schoolhouse Rock in 1974:

I think I am

Reposted by “stoned at the pokemon center”

I want to dip a burger into a bowl of broccoli and cheddar soup that sounds so good

but what if I DON’T contain multitudes what if I only possess one singular tude would you still love me anyway

My level of candor leaves business executives quaking in their suits

It is now time for my post-sex joint 👍

Nintendo confirms that Nintendo Switch 2 is there were once they are did. It became the first ever to have the first as in the video game in that era of when new handheld console began. Congratulations Nintendo!

We’re visual learners

Been reading a lot of 1870’s literature and I found a new favorite word to use in today’s society: “inasmuch” :)

This 99 year old rapture is still serving Tylenol the old fashioned way

Guys I have so much work today if everyone could save their funny things for like another 12 hours that would be sooooo amazing thank youuuuu

Happy Tuesday bloomfies

gm

I wasn’t done with summer but ok werk. I guess it’s gonna be beach weather here for a minute anyway.

My hop is to simply curate a nice collection of texts, links, images, and videos for my TJBX share holders (you, my followers) to enjoy. Just know that I’m doing this for you 🫶

I will be going to the gym this morning. I will be doing chest day. Thank you for observing on this Crisp Monday Morning™️ peas be with you and a men

Every time I get one of the moderation labels on my pics appealed on here, I feel like i’m a lawyer who just won a really big case

Does anyone wanna become hot lumberjacks with me in the woods and scare heterosexual passers by?

It’s her time.

My favorite type of account to follow is the one run by a gay guy with a diva girl or cartoon character dressed as a diva girl as their profile picture and they shitpost

When things are going all according to the Lunch Lady’s devilish and diabolical plan:

Ring Pop Cock Ring