My internet boyfriend (🫵) is so hot

I can’t believe you skwote that on my skyline

Looking at things

Stinky guy Sunday

Todays gonna be a good day 🫡 we’re manifesting that shit

Me coming out at first, before realizing I was just gay:

Dude I wanna go to the pool and get my feetsies wet

Good morning to my chamber maids

Love Root

10:30 is the best time to go to the gym

21 notifications what are you guys SAYING abt me???

I am cringe in my own way, love it or leave it

I’m not a Disney adult… but I do make a lot of pirates of the Caribbean references for someone who isn’t (“why is the X always gone…”)

I can’t help being sus

Gonna get really good at singing Shallow and do it at karaoke one day. Make someone cry ya know

Really want to go off the deep end

Drinking my water

I hope you do !

Me, spoken: “Fewf” 😮‍💨

If I were to use my powers for good I would be unstoppable but alas

ISO this but I’m only 6’1.5”

I think being shy while also being 6’3 and a little bit beefy is an inherently funny juxtaposition but unfortunately lacks a little bit of joie de vivre

Thinking about bloomf butt again

Good morning wishing success for you all

Gonna have an afternoon espresso yum yum

Name brand hand sanitizer is where it’s at I’m afraid

Something must be in the air because

i’m about to do my rows wrong on purpose in the hopes that this beautiful buff man at the gym comes over to correct my form

I will never not be goofy

I WILL be getting to the bottom of this

Wait no it’s been reopened

sharing is caring

The French love me 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Have you tried… a book???

To me, dating a twink is kinda the same as having a hamster.

Thank ya kindly 🙂‍↕️

Good morning wishing success for you all

Case closed

I’m thinking of playing hooky and going to the beach…

Who is that girl I see?

hahahaha just kissing

Fireworks, on the 5th of July

So excited to go to sleep

Kinda want a dumb phone and just go back to sms

M

Are you ok?

I played really good at 3rd base at gay softball today in case you were wondering

Bye bye bloomfie (the musical)

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