Hmm, I think it will be arm day at the gym today

How much do you suppose we (globally) spend each day to transport water (in the form of beverages, detergents, etc)?

Man, I Love Felines

but like WHAT is going on in there???

Hold on!

I’m going to get up soon, I promise… but I mustn’t disturb The Baby

hate when ppl downplay Demi lovato bitch have u even heard Stone Cold

I actually don’t know if I could actually get pregnant. Not sure, could happen…

now we wait

Called two gym bros 'swolemates' today so I'm posting this from inside a locker.

why repost your bad joke when you can just make another one

Now sissy that walk

Good morning, cute little exploding sprinkles. 🧪✨🎊

Anyone wanna get gay married?

Morning, happy friday

Vive la France! Happy opening day! 🍆

Got my tax refund :)

nothing quite like the sound of a vibrator in the morning

thinkin bout oomf hole

I think I wanna move to Australia

Life is Bad, but also, it’s pretty Good at the same time.. I don’t like it

¿Whole Cake or Skypiea?

Why does anime food always look so good?

I must reevaluate

I have a very interesting and weird craving rn…

I will be taking a rest day today 🙂‍↕️ remember to relax sometimes

gm

good, good, good. Good morning!! … auto-parts

gm

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1) my corpse

touching my butt

Annie:

yoshi is a horse

It’s giving Quincy Endicott

Moo Nuh Moo Nuh Moo Nuh Moo Nuh!! *cheers*

I wish to become a SpyKid

MUNA teases new music era: “IT GETS SO HOT”

a frenemy sounds bad… frenemanemone, well, its frenemies are in the sea.

When it isn’t:

Candle recommendations please and thank you! 🤗

Crunchyroll upped their prices :c

Time for my morning coffee

I’m so judgmental… but I’m not… but I am… 😪

Breakfast noodles?

My health care stance (thought up just now): - anyone can go to any hospital and get care - they take your information, figure out where you’re from (citizenship) - you country gets the medical bill and pays it using taxes The end

I’ve come to terms and conditions with it

You can grab my bulge if you feel sad <3

Bloop!