the yoga instructor tells me to engage my core. i toggle the swtich and feel my power levels rising. core engaged. plasma vents at 34%. within minutes my shoulder mounted turbo canons will be armed. namaste.

Would be cool to have a job that would force me to get buff and wear a hard hat

At what point do I start applying to mining jobs in Canada so I can move there and build the cutest tiny little sea shack you have ever seen

Prediction: retailers will increase prices anyways, so consumers will pay the same, and the state will lose revenue. Always fun to see a transfer of surplus from the state to private.

happy pride 💕

Vivaldi:

Fuck this pro war propoganda, yes let’s help the economy by bombing them and destroying the government this has never gone wrong before

@sterilarsation.bsky.social the galarian zapdos is you traveling around from city to city

I think you should experience it. You always say you want to experience things but I don’t think you actually want to experience things because you would experience it if you wanted to experience things.

She is so wise actually

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As someone who doesn’t post stories posting a story really draws out some intriguing characters

Kinda love being the first people on this continent to wake up and sleep

University administrators two years ago: we can’t allow social justice movements to change the university as we know it University administrators today: in order to accommodate the new probabilistic bullshit generator no one likes we must change everything about the university

Kinda want to move

kinda thriving here with every second of my pto

How it feels to open this app sometimes

This flight lands at 1 AM and just got delayed more and I still have tasks to do when I land I’m going to die

Divorce those men!

It’s fun to fantasize about breaking a wine glass sure but then they kill you and take away your coffee crisp

just heard about transgender people... we should support and protect them!!!

Hey siri how do I become a coastal elite instead of a coastal average

When they said god bless america they were talking about Canada and Mexico I think

This airline gave free alcohol in 2026 and wow that’s a gift and I may get a little tipsy in this airport

Does anyone know if those open ear headphones or if the bone conducting ones are any good?

Random man from hs just texted me for the first time since then and I do not need to reminisce like what is going on actually

so which sci-fi series has the most accurate depiction of human civilizations actual future with ai/robots

just want to emphasize that there are confirmed photos of this, including one of israeli soldiers stripping a woman in front of all the other aid flotilla activists.

Yeah I’ll go back on BeReal if Mamdani joined

find it deeply frustrating how we are being told to adapt to AI or be left behind, but fossil fuels companies can just continue killing the planet and us and not adapting to green energy to be brought into the current century

sorry but the pharmacist small talk is incredible

my umbrella broke okay I’m emberassed about it

So there is no true investigative journalism anymore. Just tech bros propaganda.

Judging fuel expense by the total cost of a tank fill-up rather than by the efficiency of the vehicle is a small-brain activity

Good morning to my fellow Rabb voters

Got one of those Japanese rice cookers, 3D printed an onigiri press, and I have never been more excited to have dinner and make lunch for tomorrow

charli xcx in minecraft like okay so now we’re making block music

Can not wait for all the advertising for ai to not work because people don’t have money to spend on another thing they don’t need or want thanks

Me lifting up a rock

It’ll okay ♥️

I got my whole life hacked while getting scammed for drug money on bluesky.com

Going to get my whole life hacked when I make a PayPal account to send @tbsrpr.me $5 for the new mirror fund

paypal.me/tbsrpr need 300K for mirror replacement

There are some of these “united” states that I think would be really fun to fight each other

Just found out that target declared the target boycott is over #minnesotanice

Ohhh i didnt not know that if i would have know i would have did ♥️ whatever that means ♥️

Theory confirmed everything makes sense now

I'm not sure how much the rest of America knows or understands about the MOVE bombing in Philly, but it was probably the single worst instance of police brutality in American history. I think of it every 5/13 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...

I’m real when I shop my face