The Montreal Cognitive Assessment for Dementia:

I love speaking simlish

Libbing out in Minecraft brb

Buying meth from a hummingbird in Zootopia

What is going on with me idk

Wanted to try some Dubai chocolate but why was it $11 is this normal did I get scammed

what it feels like to post on bluesky

I can’t tell if it’s the snails or the air that’s making my face itchy

Not allowed to be annoyed at my aunt about being NIMBY so I am annotating her friends letter to the editor

Is being trade more about their job or their vibe?

A taxi home from the airport will always be better then an uber idgaf asf

What do you have in your briefcase

Make closets deeper

So if the shore line is infinite wouldn’t that also make the earth’s surface area infinite

that twink-off is insane

Kinda want to rant

My childhood neighborhood has signs all over it to save the neighborhood from high density housing and ngl more housing seems good actually

Someone went offline for 26 hrs so now I need to do that for 27

The reality, of course, is that Miller and a significant portion of Trump’s base are the ones who failed to assimilate to America’s post-WWII culture of multi-racial democracy & religious pluralism…and they are now using their power to destroy that once dominant (and still popular) American culture.

Betting on election results should be illegal

Spiraling because there is water in my ear

AMA My dad ambushed me at dinner by asking the waitress to have my childhood best friend to come say hello from the kitchen. When he knew that he ghosted me and ignored all attempts I made to reach out over the past 10 years.

I think it’s time to get back into necklaces

Your “no high density housing” sign in front of an apartment complex is really something giving me a headache today

Excellent news my sister is so scared of cities that she said if I moved to SF she wouldn’t visit me (she lives 2 hrs from there)

I hate that boxed water shit it just tastes like box

Hearing aids :

Eavesdropping at the airport is so fun I could do this for hours

Settlers of Catan expansion that adds data center hexagons

Just texted my friend to get drinks over the holiday week next week. Turns out he is in Antarctica?? Like okay chill but can you send me a postcard?

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting agreed Monday to fulfill a $35.9 million, multi-year contract with NPR that it had yanked after pressure from the Trump White House.

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Kinda want to get my ears pierced so I can put paper clips through my lobes

Kim K should have gone to real law school instead of pretending to be a lawyer on this show.

Spotted a different kind of AI ad

Love these! But nothing beats some proper bollards to separate that bike lane.

if by “playing hard to get” you mean that I don’t exist on this earthly plane, then yes

When the housing market crashes again does someone want to buy a house with me so BlackRock and BlackStone don’t get all the good ones?

Chris Pratt fuck off challenge

Congress should pass a law actually to limit the length of freight trains

Is insurance worth it

I hate owala

Mayor Mamdani is coming to liberate the people of Ohio

minecraft

And what’s wrong with a juicy berry???

Philadelphia based flight attendants that’s music to my ears

Yeah I was inspired by the president of Nicknation to buy some Calvin Klein’s ok ty @lilwhitechoc.bsky.social