Post your #sneckdown pics in the replies and show @mayor.nyc.gov how much space is available to make streets safer!

gayborhoods: over homotropolis: rising

Airport drunk who won’t me

Nikola Tesla:

Sorry but ice storms are actually no joke and you should be prepared, how do you prepare for potentially weeks without electricity?!

Using PTO to take a vacation to Roku City

I love walking into a bar and acting like I have never been to a bar before in my life

Went to rhslc trivia with a new friend and he thought it was a date and I didn’t think it was and a friend of mine showed up and asked me if it was a date and I nodded no and he shook his head yes and he just got a job at my company.

What is Sandra Oh up to

Cashew butter is so good like maybe > pb in some sweets

i didnt exist in 2016 btw

Cosplaying as an attorney with my legal pad at my science job

For every ICE arrest that draws a crowd with cameras and whistles, there are an untold number happening quietly when no one is watching.

Spotify ai has now launched ai woke mode, no more will your playlists and mixes be filled with canceled artists and maga influencers. Join now today. If you pay an extra 69¢ per song we will even stop the ICE ads *subject to select terms and conditions **wokeness subject to change $SPOT

Can I just say I hate Disney

they are dealing with serious traffic at the robot mop charging corner

microdosing lithium

Low key that show is Quebec propaganda

ice needs to sublime

"FBI is leading the investigation." State and local electeds, law enforcement, and prosecutors need to come up with a plan to prosecute and charge murder by the feds because this federal jurisdiction loophole they've invented cannot hold as a means of avoiding accountability. People won't have it.

Rage baiting myself just by thinking

Yeah, you know what, I was just brainstorming while avoiding looking at my inbox this morning, but if you own an Apple device there is literally no reason not to take 2 minutes and do this. I'm doing it on our family iPad right now

Trying that year of yes nonsense so far and I fear it may ruin my life

When you live in a 15 minute city

Had never seen an iPhone air before I went to a Pilates class is that an omen

I just want to steal those skeets that I can’t reply to

Why am I so anxious before doing anything ughhh

Sometimes the top is more flexible then the bottom

Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother Superior Lady Gaga

The 2025 Nobel Peace prize winner is getting the bloodshed she wanted.

In celebration of Mamdani's first day in office, the map from our 2016 NYC atlas celebrating Queens as the most linguistically diverse place on earth. (800 languages spoken in NYC, according to NY's Endangered Language Institute, which collaborated with us on this map.

Hate a wish you were here text. Like I don’t! If I wanted to be there I’d be there. Just say you miss me

#vlogupdate i believe that no matter where you visit there will always be Germans there

I think Zosia is probably a Gemini

This whole app feels like some dystopian satire most the time and that is my favorite genre

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Voice reveal I guess #vlogupdate

Kinda want to post stupid little vlog updates on here but also kinda scared to

did you know u can do nice things for yourself

First earthquake felt and um wtf

Yeah I’m in the mezzanine find me there all day all night I live in the mezzanine I love it here

Did you get something spicy in your eye? Maybe try putting a wet paper towel right in on your eyeball that should help for sure yup

americans blaming msg in chinese restaurants for making them feel like shit is so corny no u dumb cunts yall just like to eat yourselves to death… lowk racist ngl

I just love a good hummus and pita

"I used AI on my pic and now it's triggering body dysmorphia and making me feel bad :(" Well bitch what the fuck did you think was gonna happen

when i eat too much tylenol