Found it! It's not me or my place. One of my neighbours accidentally dropped their garbage in the hall and the smell was wafting about

My apartment smells weird. So far, I've ruled out me, the garbage, the bathroom, the kitchen. It could be one of the plants but that will take more effort to figure out

My parents have been constantly hyping the caesar salad they got at the travelodge Ottawa 4 decades ago

I just found out that i can buy artificial resin teeth, and i literally don't know what to do with myself. There are so many possibilities

Kermiccino

"Emily" returns as the HR manager

There's a person in an apartment across the street standing in the window, drinking tea, and watching the streetcars go by. Finally! Someone else who gets it! Watching streetcars and dogs is one of my favourite pastimes

I went to an Alan Doyle (of Great Big C, feat. East Pointers) concert last night and A) He's a great performer B) 50% of the East Coast diaspora were there with their best clapping C) so many beefy East Coast boys 👀

On my bread shit again: 50% emmer wheat flour/ 50%all purpose And i used a tangzhong because i like the texture it creates

Thinking of releasing some stinkers: my draft posts

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Garfield movie in 4dx: the theatre smells like lasagna and cats

You know, i only did exercise once this week, but tonight is going to be pancake night. It's the only thing that makes sense

Somewhere (toronto), someone's mother (mine) is dreaming about which resin and iridescent plastic garden ornaments to put outside this year

Academia nuts

Norwegian candy will literally just be like, "Here's some black liquorice flavoured salt"

I over carbonate my water because i like taking hundreds of bubbles to the face when i sip

I just ordered the Easter Egg Bundle from Laura Secord because i support the troops🫡

The Starfleet Academy 'Our Town' themed episode nearly made me cry. I'm not a big cryer

It was always a good time to go to Radio Shack

Happy Wednesday

These students don't know that I've had to pee for over an hour now

POV: you're getting tested. No cheating!!!!

Trees looking up symptoms on WebMD

Weeknight rolls 😌

Some of the best tasting meals look like garbage

Meg is short for MensEggs

The library of transgress

Chickpeeps

Started to watch bugonia. Ate my second piece of cake today. Turned bugonia off cuz i wasn't vibing with it. Have tummy ache. At least it's sunny out still 🌈

I just used a rosemary volumizing product in the bath and i think they really look bigger

okay I know everyone loved the decaf olympics, but now it's finally time for the real stuff (NEAR TOTAL BLINDNESS ALPINE SKIING)

The cake is almond flavoured with freeze dried strawberry bits. I also dyed it green. The frosting is coconut butter cream, dyed pink for fun

Once i protested a circus. We were handing out colouring pages depicted what actually happens to the animals. I remember a mom being like "Can't you just let kids have a good time?!". I was 17 at the time so i just blinked at her and said "no"

I'm going to be bad and have coffee after 2pm

Change of plans, it's going to be 15°C today. Who wants to come frolic outside with me????

I started watching Starfleet Academy a couple days ago and i mostly enjoy it. My only issue is that there's an organism they say is actually a fungus but proceed to call it a plant for the rest of the plot. That's a science fail

Gymnasium membership

Might try making some tear-n'-share recipes for myself this weekend and eat them alone in front of my window for all to witness

I should be preparing for my presentation this morning but i just spent an hour looking up how to make my own radio 😵‍💫

Granola bars are excellent for scooping peanut butter into my mouth

Who wants to get together and put bugles on our fingertips?

Lady Danbury is my favourite

Hey babe can you pass the nuggets

Got a new phone plan and ate a bag of lychees

Clinical strength pepsi

I just sent an "Are you mad at me?/ am i irritating?👉👈" dm I can't wait to find out the answer

I need plush nesting material that won't cause me to overheat during the summer months

I went skating this weekend on the Rideau canal. This was the best photo i took of myself because i was scared of falling

My train stopped due to a building burning plastic smell. Crew is examining the break pads, but I'm not optimistic. I'm near a chatty church group. I have to pee. Just fyi