Kermy's weeknight bean recipe for easing anxiety

Probably going to make and then eff a carrot cake this weekend

Also today feels extremely friday

My entire personality rn is having itchy eyes from going outside

Chat, is she goon? She's set up with paper towel, beverage and chips. She is set up for the long haul

Hey babe i got a fresh pack of lactase. Let's go for an ice cream walk

I'm sorry to say that this breakfast baklava doesn't have enough honey. I need it LEAKING!

I might book an appointment to get myself jet puffed this weekend. As a treat

I love fiddle head season 🤤

burpkiss

*thlorping

Montreal lost the last time i made this offer. So, out of an abundance of caution this offer is off the table (for now)

I visited with my little cat friends yesterday

Tummy's pasture

Currently debating if i should spend a ridiculous amount of money to go watch the habs on a big screen outdoors in Montréal

Four apples and two bananas deep tonight

zingiber rogers, dance on air

bakuchiol is a beautiful name for a girl

Local politics historical deepcut WINTARIO

let's go sneeze under the bradford pears

Antihistamines down my throat, antihistamines splashed in my eyes, but my mucosa remains itchy

A beautiful crystal

aldi-quality bivalves

Tfw you wake up to a "can you remove me" dm in response to what i thought was a cute pic of me 😬

What's everyone's favourite nut?

The plus (+) in 2SLGBTQIA+ stands for Anxiety

Chat, what does it mean when i post a cute pic, and a guy who has been breadcrumbing me for months sends a '🥰' as a response to my pic?

I think she might have a monocular attachment for her phone 🤯

telling my grandkids this is Take That

I've picked out my doors open toronto place to visit this year. Last year, i saw Redpath sugar and Massey college. This year, i want to see St.Lawrence hall

UNC-omfortable

I actually find sleepytime tea to be very invigorating

Mung those beans

I don't know what you mean but i support you anyway

The other benes sister

Currently troubleshooting why my computer froze half-way through model testing. My drivers are updated, and I'm worried it's a hardware problem. How's everyone elses monday going

I'm thinking of creating a line of red onion body spray and balm

Km = kermit's mom

Got an autographed copy of the new kasey musgrave album

ai probably thinks I'm chatting with myself by email. I'm marking assignments for a class being run by another Matt

I made an old-lookin cake Coconut cake with swiss meringue cream that i flavoured/dyed with pulverized freeze dried strawberries

Im not one to talk because my ig close friends posts are mostly selfies or pics of my stuff but i have a contact who posts pics of his meals. Why is your brunch on close friends?

My friend texted my other friend to ask what she could bring with her from canada and she replied with this description of me 😭

Or i might spread a roomer with some of my lesbian friends that hannah waddingham has been spotted in the city

I might have some fun tonight and dm a couple twinks with "How's it going daddy?"

I love how almost every car that drives past my building has like 3 to 4 empty spots in them. The drivers are stuck in gridlock

Screw it! I know it's after 14:00 but I'm going to have another coffee and treat my neighbours to a toni braxton medley

I was thinking of starting an influencer channel, but I'm worried it won't take off if i haven't had a lip lift or whatever they do to get that newly healed wet-baby skin look

Glow in the dark déodorant

thick, spreadable texture and tangy flavour