I drank the tequila redbull that makes you anxious and sad :/

I love when a drag race girl is like “if I have to lipsync for my life, then I guess I’m gonna lipsync for my fucking life” like yes sister that is the assignment

Guys I think Julie is mad at me :(

Dawn of Chromatica is back in the rotation 🤩

Gaymers will tie you up to this chair and tell you how much of a bad baja boy you’ve been

A trainer saying this to me would do something absolutely bonkers to my brain (good)

Being on Grindr at the gym feels like I am going to be taken out by a sniper at any moment…

I also have thoughts on why rural people are so easily influenced by conservative propaganda aside from religious influence and “wanting to live the simple life” or whatever the fuck, but I’m not feeling bold enough to publicly articulate those yet

Building your own sense of morality is actually a very difficult and time-consuming thing to do, and I think the refusal to put in that work and instead follow an easily misinterpreted text without any deeper thought is specifically why so many christians act like that™

Sometimes I think that people with annoying voices do it on purpose

Cute boy I kinda like just said “you’re kinda masc though” and my gut reaction was to talk it as a backhand lmao

I don’t trust people that are honest 100% of the time. I think 80-90% truth is kinda the sweet spot

Idk why I still associate Colorado with stoners like it’s 2008, it hasn’t been legalized in more than half of the country, and I myself am not a stoner

A reddit debate over whether my current city is the Bakersfield or the Fresno of Indiana 🤩

The purgatory of returning to my hometown in Indiana has now been superseded by the purgatory of waiting for grad schools to respond to my applications

Coworker (who I have never spoken to) asked me how the job hunt is going today 🥸

Not my house, but I know my way around.

I can’t do the 10 year trend bc I once got depressed and deleted every picture of me I could find from mid 2015 to 2018

I’m not allowed to lift for another two weeks BUT I can start cardio now BUT that sounds egregiously tantalizing

What do you mean I need to start cutting now if I wanna be lean by the summer?!

The gay who did this deserves to have their ass ate

just got a job at the new york times as some dumbass

&, if you’re wondering how it’s possible to still have joy when everything is so bad, do it out of spite! The people who want to oppress you are deeply miserable. Dance in front of them. Show them that even if you die, you die with joy because they will never have it. Spiteful joy is authentic joy.

I could neither fix him nor ruin him, but I could be a transient figure in his life that ultimately leaves him changed in some meaningful yet intangible way

I was going to go home to do Something Very Important™ over my lunch break but it is now 11am and I have forgotten what it is

Maybe by the time I’m 30 I’ll be able have enough coverage to grow a beard

I think they look fine, good even. Making the d buttons and the face buttons be the accent color of the joycon probably would have gone a long way in making them have a little more personality and identity, though

Took a nap earlier so now I’m wide awake but I just remembered that a new percy jackson dropped yesterday

I've spent my entire conscious life listening to conservatives justify their bloodlust with fear

Almost posted something that required nuance and then remembered nobody is forcing me to do that lmao

no way. the police department that killed george floyd isn't going to help??

This spring is gonna feel soooooo good

Extremely loud and incredibly gauche

The problem with findoms is that they never know how to be chic about it

I forgot that I had piercings bc they just blend in to my face for me now but I changed the jewelry and regained object permanence

Idk sometimes I think I’m cursed with never being satisfied and being too critical, but each time I try to ease up on it I get terrified of complacency

1. It’s not perfect but no social media platform is 2. If influencers/celebrities truly migrated over and put more effort in than “forgot this existed lol” every 6 months their followers would… follow 😱 3. Seeing actual posts from actual people instead of bots/ads is how social media should be

get a bucket and mop for this wet ass lerrrgussy

The fact there are people more annoying than me here does make me feel better tbh!

u never know how many drugs someone online is on. you can only guess

I have nothing to prove except that I am a functioning human being (yet to be proven)

I’ve recently been hit with allegations of being depressed but we all know that couldn’t possibly be true

It’s 10pm, should I do the easy thing and get taco bell or the slightly less easy thing and go to the store to get stuff to make cheese tortellini?

Maybe kpop is the next listening frontier

Concerto for Roland TB-303

Yearning for the adoption of the metric system :/

Shitposting all day to stay awake on the first day after work after only getting an hour of sleep was a surprisingly successful tactic

Crazy how in an alternate world I’d be living in Kansas City rn

They should also invent a way to put your hair up without killing all of its texture and volume when you let it back down