haven’t been snowboarding in 3 years and i’m doing a lot better than expected! 🏂❄️

get me down to my base layers

7 years ago today my mom died. she would be so proud of me today 💕

what a privilege it is to get a hotel for a night when something goes wrong

guys heated rivalry ends and ru paul’s drag race starts!!

car broke down on the way to mammoth (not mine). AND IT WAS A SUBARU 😭😂

going snowboarding in mammoth for the entire week!! 🥶😝

lounging at its finest 🙂‍↕️

i just learned that Ilya is only 25 IRL and i’m not sure how i feel about that lol

how you’ll find me

can’t believe i bought my ex boyfriend a rimowa carryon for christmas last year 😭 $1,700 WASTED 😭😭😭

i don’t think i’m ever going to recover from the cottage

i’m unwell at the cottage

at the cottage, in love

Gays on the way to the cottage today

going to the cottage rn 🥹

happy holidays boys!!

am i a fatass if i bought the 224 piece hershey’s kiss chocolate party pack all for myself lol

getting ready for christmas eve!

watching palm royale… not maxine having an identical sister ☠️ lol

you’re telling me that Ilya and Shane have been in a 9 YEAR situationship??? 😭

people on tiktok live are wild😭

i legit need to write an essay about 2025 because what was that?

all these boys eye fucking themselves in the mirrors at the gym 😭 GET A GRIP

5 advertisements that cover the ENTIRE screen. disgusting lol

i can’t believe i’m saying this but what the actual fuck is the grinch, this movie is INSANE 🥲

bronwyn making a sticker chart to track everyone’s bad behavior towards each other ☠️

sutton cracking a joke saying she’d get back with her ex just for a second is so real 😂

rachel zoe is so funny in RHOBH 😂

this scene…lmao

i’d like to thank anyone who dressed up as the grinch this holiday season and committed to trash talking absolutely everybody! by far my favorite videos right now 😂

happy holidays boys!!

educated some straight guys on gay body types last night and they were desperate to know what category they fell into. (they started this convo, not me!) unsolicited, lifting their shirts and flexing biceps. I realized they are definitely not straight and I hope they figure that out someday LMAO.

re-watching pretty little liars because I forgot the entire storyline and can lock in for 160 episodes 😂

being high on blue sky is wild lol

scott hunter always has 2 extra tickets because his parents never watch him play 😭

hi tops playing the heated rivalry version of all the things she said 😝🥹😭🫶🏻

SCREAMING CRYING AT THE LATEST HEATED RIVALRY

outfit? head to toe lululemon baby! except my underwear, that’s skims 😉

the looks i get when i go to equinox is incredible 🥹 call me 🤙🏼 😉

i’d actually rather be shot in the face than have the size my legs not match my upper body body dysmorphia loading 🥲

fuck the two cars that blocked 3 lanes in an intersection because they thought they’d clear it and didn’t

the digital billboard on sunset and la cienaga is top tier

so my birthday is in October, which means October to December ends up being a party boy marathon for me. very proud of myself for breaking the cycle this year! I'm 14 days alcohol free and aiming to keep it up until the end of January 🤠

feeling like Elsbeth schlepping all my bags around this holiday season

haven’t taken my adderall yet today. my soul is fading away. brain on fire. can’t wait to get home so i can leave this personal mental hellscape

thank god they won! first half was embarrassing 😂

at the bar at 10:15am like the good bills fan i am

i love when i’m having a good workout and i crack a smile because the endorphins are hitting finally 😇

sorry forgot to show and tell!!