If a DoorDash grandma tshirt doesn’t make you feel nauseous about late stage capitalism idk what will

I love how mentally ill everyone is now.

not me tapping the side button on my iPhone trying to lower the volume of the light rail PA announcement

im not even AT work but people there are already annoying me significantlyyyyyy

me tellin people about laminated dough

another day flirting with the limits of what rosuvastatin 20 can prevent

i think if life were 200 years long id be really good at it

It's now day 45 of Iran's internet blackout, with international connectivity severed for over 1056 hours. Regime figures and whitelisted influencers post freely on social media while they silence a population of 90 million whom they claim to serve.-NetBlocks

jesus is a liberal. the dalai lama is a cuck. the buddah had low t and moloch did not practice a sigma mindset

dedicating this to all my bloomfs who are going through it

You see, you’ve got your oomfs and your schtroumpfs…

well u see uve got ur stroomfs and ur galoomfs

Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime

bizarrely i stg rihanna was at the peak of her vocal powers singing the word "work" over and over again

ok i really liked project hail mary

i keep coming home on the weekend and having the profound desire to nap but i need to push through and finish my work i know everything will be better that way 😭

i have accumulated enough leftovers that it seems i have no choice but to eat two dinners tonight 😌

BREAKING: DOJ investigates the Hungarian electorate for Mortgage Fraud

Bitch BYE

banana bread SHOULD be healthy

being overworked is causing me to rage purchase pastries again

time to get a fattttt breakfast sandwich on my way in

i can't believe i have 12 internet husbands

Displaced Ukrainian dog near Kherson showing us his yoga moves before Sunday lunch from one of the Hachiko feeding stations. 🐕

whenever my heart rate variability goes down my stupid fitness band is like ur dying like gurl shut uppppp u dont know sh*t

getting drunk w friend who’s mid breakup and eating really fancy food what else is new…im chopt

despite working all weekend im managing to spend a lot of money which is one of my greatest talents

notes ALMOST done and then we celebrate by doing something soooooo craaaaaaasy

remember when the internet was FUN

friends dropping off secret tiramisu cheesecake slices for me they’re the best 😭

I know this song has had plenty of play but i really love this live performance there’s like a crazyyyy texture in his voice that doesn’t fully come through in the studio version youtu.be/HxJhYpTIrl8

with this much savings I’m gonna be RICH

11am Diet Coke, pray for me

now whattttt should i order myself as a treat to work

liz phair why can’t i is unDOUBTedly one of the best pop songs of all time

not to *discourse* but i think something that hasn’t been talked about enough is like people probably get addicted to chatting with ai bots in part because they can be free from cognitive load of modeling the other person’s emotional state/thoughts/needs during the conversation

wondering about certain bloomfs streaming ethel cain tn...

one time i went on a date with this man in the middle of nowhere who like wove these crazy pieces on a giant loom that was his house for a living and he had NO electric lighting in his entire house

the fact that i worked like 80 hours this week and have to go to work tomorrow is soooooooo illegal

wow notes are done let's drink WINE

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

mightttttt walk somewhere close for pasta for din

listening to chill trumpet and writing notes, what the fuck else is newwwwwww

me 5 min after a really good nap

almonds without salt are veryyyy dumb

wearing my expensive tshirt somehow did NOT change my life or make me hot

the barbell is the only thing that makes any sense to me in this fcked up world

important image from this morning's talk

toast w butter and apricot jam

hacks is literature