Since I’ve been sick instead of working out I just sit on the couch and eat extra toasty cheez-its and I can’t believe this is the life I’ve been missing

why haven’t u listened to ur daily yebba

I need to fill my apartment with $50-200 in Xmas shit asapppp

Gay test

Sounds just like Chapter 15 of Mein Kampf.

Here's Trump judicial nominee Justin Olson today, admitting than in 2015, he gave a sermon in which he said that “marriage was not intended for all people,” including “our handicapped friends or our persons with physical disabilities that might prevent the robust marriage that we’re called to.”

wow what kind of treats are we eating today yall

I did not know that Sony literally put in their licensing agreement with Marvel for Spider-Man that Peter Parker had to be “heterosexual, Caucasian, and raised in Queens.”

Damn i sound so good singing for good with ari and cynthia

This 🧵 is important & I want to highlight: They are going to give kids in an Guinea-Bissau a placebo for Hep B even though it's already proven to be safe. These white supremacists are putting African children at risk to support a thesis we know is wrong. They do not value Black lives.

The Bundy occupation at Malheur in early 2016 (and the lack of consequences they faced for it) was a sign of what was to come. Right wing white anti-government vigilantes cast as “patriots.”

ill just be over here watching samara joy and her dad sing o holy night for the 6738th time

my 30yo friends when i go to bed at 7:45p

people don’t talk enough about how Darius Rucker absolutely ate vocally on cracked rear view like holy shit if i sounded like that it would be overrrrrr for yall

Unbelievable. This would be a terrible blow to American science, writ large. It would decimate not only climate research, but also the kind of weather, wildfire, and disaster research that has underpinned half a century of progress in prediction, early warning, and increased resilience.

wow what a day what’s for dinner

btw this went so well im ur man if u ever have questions on a viral thymidine kinase

This is full-on fascist propaganda that bears an uncanny resemblance to the "Letter Box," a feature of the notorious Nazi newspaper Der Stürmer highlighting lurid accounts of alleged "Jewish crimes."

me too and her gigantic takis 😭

COMPLAINT: @aclum.bsky.social alleges that — after ICE agents pulled over their client, his wife, and their 1 y.o. child — an unknown agent applied a carotid restraint until their client lost consciousness. www.aclum.org/cases/zapata...

Can we make something exciting and FUN happen on this gd app today

wait is avatar really good or really bad

Me maintaining barely sustainable levels of debt for my entire adult life

me, regaining the ability to breathe normally

If there’s one thing u know about me it’s that imma buy all 7 flavors to get one pint free 😌

ive never felt worse about my life or the world BUT i now feel relatively normal after being sick all weekend so im overwhelmed by the feeling that anything is possible

I was in a tribunal a week ago where DHS moved to pretermit every single asylum case on "safe third country grounds." Every. single. one. At one point, a judge scheduled a second master for a man to prove he would be in danger in Honduras. Confused, he said "No, Peru. I'm from Peru."

The Trump admin, in its quest to eliminate the entire concept of asylum from the law and get rid of all asylum applicants without hearing their cases, wants to deport a Chinese dissident to Uganda, despite the fact that he has a slam-dunk asylum claim.

holding a hot drink in cold weather >>>>>>

Steve isn’t here anymore, but he always posted this picture on Hanukkah so I thought we could carry on his tradition and remember him.

ok my 25 min talk took me 7 min so i just need to talk REALLY slowly

i am basic af but joe burrow can get it

does anyone need a lecture on refractory/resistant hsv

it should be completely illegal that i am sick and have to work on a powerpoint on my first two days off in the last 14

saw a loaf in the grocery store shit is 10.99 now

wow paparazzi just came on randomly and i haven’t heard it in a while and it’s crazyyyyyyy how much better Gaga’s voice has gotten over the years

"This inquiry is not some academic exercise. Approximately 137 men were spirited out of this country without a hearing and placed in a high-security prison in El Salvador, where many suffered abuse and possible torture, despite this Court’s order." —Judge Boasberg

law & order SVU Ice T voice: "they come in at the docks in port elisabeth. street price around $20. the kids buy em, next thing you know, they're hooked on maoism.

Flu update: - cases rising, most due to H3N2 subclade K - although there is some mismatch due to antigenic drift, vaccine should still benefit, especially as H3N2 was NOT predominant last year (so most folks are not recently exposed) - good news: 40.4% of US adults got flu vax, vs 38.2% last year

no better distillation of how in our current moment “AI” has become synonymous with ubiquitous corporate/state propaganda and control

so, this right here? this is one of the absolutely most lawless, brazenly unconstitutional impeachable offenses ever committed by any president other than trump in the history of our country. like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*

lol

Ladies theydies and gentlemen, the ocean

In court filings, migrants have said in sworn statements that they’ve been put in the WRAP for “unruly” behavior like asking to speak to their attorney. More on the WRAP: www.ap.org/news-highlig... More on ICE contractor Key Lime Air/Denver Air Connection: coloradonewsline.com/2025/10/23/c...

unreal (but very real, of course)

According to a new court filing, the Trump administration has a six-page list of banned words that Head Start locations are forbidden from using when describing their programs. Among the censored words: "disability," "race," "women," "trauma," "Gulf of Mexico." Short thread with the full list. 🧵

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea