I can hear fucking BAGPIPES

Y’all know I love my city, but St Patrick’s weekend is Chicago at its worst

Need anything from Costco?

Good morning, fellas

We’re out of the house! 2 nights in a row!

Me and whoomf and whoomf

It’s Friday

Killing legs today 🔪

Good morning shuttlecocks

🥰🥰🥰

Gentlemen Prefer Bloomfs! @thomcb88.bsky.social @viennabeef.social

Hey bro it’s almost slop bowl time

They’re cooking and yes more of Tim on blast

These shorts. Are so long!

GODDAMNIT

Don’t mind me I’m just boppin’ on the deadlift platform between sets

Good morning!

Can’t wait to take my magnesium and go to snoozetown

Imma beat you up

Started a new program with a new trainer, let’s see how it goes

I am sooo cooooooold

A good quick lift this morning

Good morning my thunder claps

Category is: Star Trek Winner is: ME!

Dressed for Trivia Tuesday @sidetrackbar.bsky.social

A yellow vibe day

Truly a perfect news alert

Starbucks is just playing Blonde Lady and man….is this all one song

Good morning!

Just discovered what I’ll be doing tomorrow night

Here’s your pound of flesh you demons

My full chest opinion of DST is…it’s an hour. Grow up

It’s eerily empty at the gym this morning since I’m here later than usual

Good morning, you big strong man you

Hey everyone get some rest for the financial collapse tomorrow

I just ate so much pineapple

Now watching

Vibes

Maxxing this, mogging that Why don’t you just suck my dick

Just bought 6oz of oregano, AMA

Happy Anniversary to a perfect movie that continues to be a source of joy for me. Every time I learn about these stories I understand why it’s so

Pumped

Another decent chest day

You guys ever think about how flipping your fins you don’t get too far?

Good morning early birdies

This blanket hoodie has subsumed me

Computer: Tea; iced; from Panera; that kills you. Authorization code Picard-Gamma-Seven.

not doing good tonight. hope tomorrow is better!

Coping

Going to have my favorite outside martini soon