Anyone else having the worst month so far?

Legs are cooked

Somehow, Thursday has returned

He’s not wrong

This plus Obama’s comments today and yep…this is why we’re here

If I could not have a super late work call one day this week I’d consider that a success

it me

New hat

It’s almost 3 so I guess I should eat lunch

Arms today

hi men

hell yeah bro

OK!

The amount of nervous I am…off the charts

good morning, who’s ready for it

Intense Double Rainbow over Sears Tower on Monday evening in Chicago.

He’ll make such a good Akihiro after they roid him up

feeling lonely

yes

Glad today was chest day

Good morning!

Nighttime routine

Let’s cause a commotion

Freshly cut

Be the change etc

ok ok this is a stressed Sunday ok

14 minutes

Time for my Costco speed run before leg day

Good morning ☀️

Now seating!

Good morning, what’s good today?

Bring your love Cause you can not shake me Being your love Cause you you’ll never break me Bring your love Cause you cannot take me down

People on bluesky: hello fellow 38 year old let us discuss deep space nine trivia and get all gay with each other People off bluesky: THAT PLACE IS A SCHUMER-LOVING CHINESE TERRORISM GENERATOR RUN BY AN EVIL ALGORITHM BENT ON DESTROYING AMERICA People on bluesky: deez nuts haha

DMs open

Why do I keep buying underwear when I usually am not wearing any

Fucked this up. BRING YOUR LOVE

Good morning! Show Your Love 💗

NO ONE CAN TELL ME NOTHING ANYMORE I TRANSCENDING

Good mor—April 30?!

#2

Anyone want to give me a lot of money?

Good morning, team

It’s still unbelievable to me that someone had the audacity of stealing Madonna’s wardrobe at Coachella because a key feature of admiring or being aware of Madonna is fear of crossing her

Why do I have a meeting in an hour 😭

semiannual snap redownload

The reentry from vacation has been exceptionally horrid

It’s her day

good (lord it’s) morning