Deactivated the ***

there should be a “Friends [ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴏᴛ ᴏʀ ʜᴀᴅ ꜱᴇx ᴡɪᴛʜ ]’s nudes are infinitely hotter than porn. Sometimes I just want to look at my friends [ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴛʜɪʀꜱᴛʏ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴠᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴄᴛ ᴛᴏ]’s massive dongs (respectfully)”

New pfp

Just waiting for the gym to open, researching peptides

Good morning from my coffee chair

So happy peanut m&ms exist

Costco ✅ Diet Coke ✅

Happy happy birthday to my love! 😍 💕😍🎉🥳🎂🥳

V h-word hi hello

New slur unlocked

The only resolution I’m considering for the year is getting y’all kisses from me

We can definitely make this the most blocked account here

I did wake up with the best ***** today

Thank goodness we’re halfway through the month already

Jerry log into work and do something challenge (failed)

A smart thing the studio bosses of Golden Age Hollywood would do is, if a movie was making money in theaters, they would have a day picked out at which they would arbitrarily have it stop making money in theaters.

Strong start to Friday

Good morning! Rise and shine!

There’s this couple on insta that I just know is going to have a crazy messy divorce one day

My eyes look really blue under those lights

Hey fellas, good morning

be gay! do crime!

I am a HOMOSEXUAL

Happy bday @emilioemm.com !!

Winter!

Keep movin’ Keep groovin’

Good morning, my guys!

It’s not even 8 PM?!

I got new glasses

Not for nothing, but we were fucked the moment we created a department called “Homeland Security”…nazi bullshit from the jump

Don’t be jealous but I just scheduled my first colonoscopy for next month

This is it. This is the thing that’s going to get me on lists. This walking k-hole has no idea what he’s talking about or an INKLING of Gene’s vision and the idealism and equality it is centered on

catbert is a NAZI. heathcliff is ANTIFA. garfield is GAY.

Bought this tank yesterday and can’t wait to get it and lift it it. You should too!

G’morning from the pit

Whenever i see a video when someone taps their fingertips on something i want to cut off their fingers Ok good night!

Didn’t like some pics today so now I think my ass needs to get fat(ter)

Look these ghouls, and what a fucking loser wearing a uniform and harness…dweebs and posers trying to tell us what reality is

One of my worst opinions is dogs do not belong in a lot of places people bring them

Really hope tomorrow I’m in a better mood because today…phew

“it’s joyous—and it can be joyous—it shouldn’t be in the closet. or in shadows. it should be celebrated—it should be on the f*cking metaphorical ice… and slanging and banging… and lovin’ and pouring, jizzing, squeezing”

This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.

This article shouts out the importance of stress relief and sexual favors as currency, hell yeah. Bros just being bros since life began

Something all the cool, hot people are doing

You heard the man

I hate every pic I took after my workout

How’s our mood today, chat?

Good morning, good morning!

Well, good night