Me drinking and Fortnite playing ama

Talking to old people feels like playing minesweeper but instead avoiding mines you're avoiding them saying something incredibly bigoted

I think I've fallen into an alternate dimension Made of headache

Why

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I think my head hurts because of something but I forgot what

Reply if you are a bot that loves Kirsty allsopp

Why are American addresses always like 38638473 9th street

They should burn all the people who go to burning man and rename it burning people

Zarah sultana "burn all the goodwill people have towards you" speedrun any%

Here it comes Here it comes Here it comes Here it comes

Joseph's brothers weren't too pleased with what they saw WE HAVE NEVER LIKED HIM ALL THAT MUCH BEFORE AND NOW THIS COAT HAS GOT OUR GOAT WE FEEL LIFE IS UNFAIR

Everyone out for this tomorrow, yeah? Bristol Patriots have now teamed up with UKIP, the Great British National Protest, Britain First, and something they're calling "Bristol United" (the hooligans have gone woke, lads) to attack refugees. Let's show them what Bristol is about. Alt text in QT.

S y m p h o n y E v e n f o r m o n k e y s h a g g e r s

S y m p h o n y

Technically he's telling the truth because buildings can't talk

I don't want to go to work tomorrow

Doctor who

She's a staaaaaar collector Collector of stars

This is a really funny image

Keir starmer has an irrational hatred towards Ringo Starr and smashes anything even remotely to do with him Labour only hold conference in Liverpool so that he can go to the Beatles museums and destroy Ringo memorabilia

Keir starmer personally painted giant images of his face all over the walls at downing st

Keir starmer has never listened to music

Keir starmer shat himself in the house of commons on 23rd April 2018

Hi I am ker starmer I love shooting myself in the foot and stepping on rakes

She seems to fly under the radar as a truly disgusting person so share this clip

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He works at the BBC lol can't he just ask

What you wear is high fabshion and ice hot for an old one!

Ware doctor! He brings them here, because like caretakers he wants all walls crawlers unalive!

Calling werewolf experts: Would "that old devil moon lighting effect" actually turn a werewolf

Green werewolf in the circus is a classic actually (she gets turned by a stage light as well)

I need to express my experience of doctor who and idk how

The original

God I'm so glad I never have to see tbeu stuff ever again

Ah ooooooo werewolves of london

Do you think posting pretty much my exact location then following it with "no stalking" is a good way to not be stalked

Bewwweoooooo

Hey hey you you get off of my cloud

It's 3am there's toouch noise

I sit at home looking out the window

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Today was literally the British 9/11 😞

HERE IT COOOOMESHERE COMES YOUR NINETEENTH NEERVOUS BREAKDOWN

I'm not in real world for about half an hour I'm shutting the world out while on the train

Ew I have work again tomorrow wtf

Last post dubstep remix

Yeeeees it's festival time at the psychic circus, the greatest show in the galaxy!

Lest we forget to signal before exiting