fun fact: Sauron’s helmet is based on a horse skull

"It's like poetry...it rhymes."

if i’m in your life, you’re fuckin’ lucky

being a grown up who has ‘send the first message because i won’t’ in their tinder bio is wild to me. ez swipe left

what a week

i’m gay

gentle psa to everyone who needs reading glasses: please just get them. i’m tired of being yelled at via all-caps emails lol

you dug me out of my grave and saved my heart from darth vader or whatever she said

i’m so gay for her

Albert Bierstadt - "A Deer at Sunset" (1887)

“Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.” —Anne Morrow Lindbergh

i’m drunk

got the mully touched up

living in florida, my options are alligator or raccoon

why can i not sleep past 8am anymore

howdy :) how’s it been

*plays a farming sim once* I could raise a cow

stylized games are something that can be SO much better than photorealistic games

this time of year is always so hard for me because there are so many good videogames on sale but only a finite amount in my bank account

🎮 Get to know me! Video Game Edition! 🎮 First game: Super Mario World Last game: Phasmophobia Favorite game: Morrowind Least favorite game: Elden Ring Game I’ve played the most: Elder Scrolls Online or Apex Game the surprised me the most: Alien Isolation Next game: Far Cry 4

feeling unwanted by (1) person is altering my brain chemistry

can’t wait to leave the gym and bake potatoes

i wanna read like

hope u’re all keeping it 💯 on the land, sea, etc.

reliving what happened happened to transform anakin into darth vaider in the opening scene of obi-wan kenobi is cwazy town

i’m rewatching obi-wan kenobi

i've missed feeling like a god in this game

happy half day for me

saruman when gwaihir rescued gandalf from the pinnacle of orthanc

okay, i’m not like a hater hater. but when u tell people u don’t like musicals they have this habit of like… not believing u? ‘oh u just haven’t seen the right one. i’ll show u some good ones.’ please do not show me any, no means no 😭😂

i’m coming out as a hater of musical theater

good morning

have done one of these in awhile :o ngl.link/shanelemagne2

i’m such a sucker for stuff like this. #starwars

so sad he doesn't have nipples so he can't breastfeed me :(

if u’re slamming the weights in the gym, u deserve the dirty look i give u

before and after gym

Oldest selfie on your phone i think this is from like 2016

i’m so drunk

Guys who look innocent and get shy easily will do the freakiest things with u in bed. Just saying

gm at the ford of bruinen jerry vanderstelt

‘reportedly ignored the events of the 3rd film.’ thank you god

fertility issues as in it’s gonna be an issue how fertile i am

one thing about me is that i will never not nut in november

do u know if the lip sync in ur reel doesn’t line up u can just erase it and try again until it does

happy halloween! 👻

i saw brooklyn hytes btw

i’m all for the spirit of exploration and achievement, but you could not convince me to climb everest under any circumstances lol