Imagine being on a super strong drug that makes it difficult to wake up and the only thing that manages to do so is playing Britney. She’s literally saved my life guys.

Me waking up to my Britney alarm every morning

I swear this fuckass app is britneyphobic. Every time I upload a video of Britney IT CRASHES.

Britney being Barbie

I got tomorrow off

I loved accutane. It didn’t make me depressed it just gave me annoying dry mouth, occasional nose bleeds, and temporary joint pain. 1000% worth it. And I was on it for 18 months.

I hate y’all.

Had a nightmare about exams but realized I just finished them

I hate the anti-preservative movement. I wish I had pasta sauce that didn’t mold

I watch the dream within a dream tour every few months to make sure I stay sane

Britney dancing on a deathtrap(swinging stage)

I think about this a lot

Everyone act shocked

Remus Lupin to Tonks:

God I miss tiktok. Someone send me edits please.

The way I had to quit bsky for this but look mama I did it

Ex bff sent a LinkedIn request

My love for Mexican food, including fusion, is concerning

Randomly telling oomfs I’m now a world expert in my tiny but important corner of science

Passed all my classes & ate Birria Ramen

Hey bloomfies I miss you

Goodbye for now oomfies. Maybe I’ll see you again in June <3

Y’all don’t even know them

I miss Carl

This one pop girl has such great songs and I know most of the songs of her last two albums, but I can’t seem to go out of my way to listen to her outside of tiktok? I don’t know if the lack or relatability of the lyrics or the fact she’s always on radio. Like I love her, just from a distance.

Let this be a lesson. Think about how Brittany was just dragged through the mud for driving under the influence when that wasn’t true. Women (especially queer ones) will always be villainized by the media, so please always take the headlines you read with a grain of salt.

Was mad at Chappell for making a kid cry but realizing now she didn’t even see the kid?

I feel like I either forget words to type or my keyboard hates me

I corrected a guy

I hate men and when they underestimate me

me asf open.spotify.com/track/2TTYIw...

The concept of a European oomfies did not cross my mind

I hate being really talented in an art form I do not enjoy editing.

Wrote “good” smut for a friend but im cringing so hard reading it knowing i wrote it

God I feel so relieved when I don’t have a crush (please don’t give me one universe I can’t handle it)

Love standing up too quick and seeing stars

My therapist called me an intellectual(izer)

Just finished writing a Human IRB protocol as an undergrad

Jacob:

It’s his hoodie now

Submitting all my assignments in the ao3 font to see if my TA catches on

Some scientists are literally evil like wdym you’re making undergrads wash dishes for “research experience”

Demeter leaving Hades:

#Hobama forever

It’s like seeing a cybertruck on a guys head

I hate fades with a burning passion

My dream car is a pastel VW beetle