AO3 IS BACK IN TIME FOR BEDTIME

AO3 is down. What am I supposed to do? Read a book?

How on earth do I make a feed on here? I thought it was through lists but now I have a half finished list

What happened to these or the hunger games one remember? Someone please start them up again

I would like to unsubscribe from my autoimmune disease. I am no longer interested.

The Dyson air wrap should go on my resume because it is a skillllll

Couldn’t sleep so ig we’re gonna dye my hair black in 3-5 business days.

I miss her

Yearning so bad rn that this is my most played song

Do you really want a boyfriend or are you just cold and fantasizing about someone giving you his coat?

Mentally? I like men. Physically? I get the appeal sometimes. Spiritually? I can’t stand them.

I identify as a masters student

Accidentally enrolled in a graduate course

All of these pasta shapes BUT WE KEEP GOING BACK TO PENNE? Whoever made it the standard: I hate you.

Tutored today & got corrected thrice

I spent 6 hours writing smut today

Which golden girl are you? And no we can’t all be Rose

I really need to proof read

The old my little sister we are watching my Harry Potter

Deleting all my flop skeets

My asexual awakening was Johnathan Bailey coming out of the lake in Bridgerton season 2. That’s how I was sure I was ace.

My carrie friend keeps answering the “you up” texts from a guy we’ve warned her about

Did a background check for my besties crush. He does have a dog, a mom who goes to Tijuana on weekends, pays property taxes, voted, but he had a red pill tweet from 6 months ago and Drake was his number one artist this year.

Hunting down every researcher who wrote endometriosis is caused by retrograde menstruation. It’s not.

Why do I know more about sex as an asexual compared to a group of straight women? Like I just had to give basic sex advice.

My LinkedIn says I speak 5 languages but really I just know how to gossip in 4 of them. You can say I’m mul-TEA-lingual

Period cramps hurt but my dog notices and lays on my tummy like a heating pad yall

Just yawned but with ✨VIBRATO ✨ 👼

RFK Jr:

i hate wellbutrin

The one guy on tiktok:

I thought 3 oomfies were the same person (they don’t even look alike they’re just gay)

Starting a new anti depressant tonight

Sometimes I miss working healthcare. I hated everything but the tea the nurses were spilling during EVERY lunch made it worth it.

Selected “no use of ai” on an application

Watching Percy Jackson season 2 at my big age

Saw oomfie naked on main

crying over fanfiction but what else is new

Does anyone think men should shut up more? l love lady Gaga. I think she’s a very interesting artist.

I wanna make more my immortal references but I fear being esoteric

Not sure if the guy I like is gay or just European

Lowkey proud of myself because today I rejected a French guy. My ancestors would be so proud.

I accidentally did 7hrs EXTRA of continuing education credits and saved myself $160

We’re literally twins

Me: judges oomfs for not washing their waterbottles Also me: lipgloss so old it has its own ecosystem

RIP to this diva. I’ve had you wayyyy past your expiration date

Not sure if this contain any coffee. 1/10

Imagine turning up to the ethnically ambiguous competition but Ariana Grande is there