Katseye’s management thinking they’re giving Say Now

I hate mennnn

Skeeting my daily “I hate men”

Idk I had a dream last night I got the US men’s soccer team pregnant.

Does anyone know what I can replace fifa with? It’s not good for me.

The amount of ABO fanfic I’ve read in the past 48 hours is concerning

Jude Bellingham spread his omega pheromones all over the pitch and distracted his alpha Haaland

Sorry guys now I’m watching soccer with an ABO mindset.

happy #bb28 premiere day!!!

I love being sad then listening to family jewels and being more sad

This is the second time this week I accidentally discover someone has a tumor tf

ugh i dont wanna get up

Do oomfs write fanfic or romance? I can beta read I’m so bored.

I blame gymbros for normalizing orthorexia

me: being a woman is the best thing that’s ever happened to me also me: reads mostly books that explore the misery of womanhood bc I find them relatable

Some of you didn’t pray hard enough

Proud of everyone for praying on Argentina’s downfall

Hey guys sorry for following weirdos I don’t even check my follows page <3

Remember guys the US team didn’t suck our coach did

Writing straight relationships bc I keep inserting myself into every WLW I write by accident

Day 3 of qelbree and wow this really is easier than strattera

Praying that Janet gives me 12 hour night shifts instead of whatever the fuck she’s doing rn

“Watch the Pitt” both. I don’t wanna finna be in the pitt let alone watch it.

I love nightshift except when it messes with my sleep schedules bc Janet keeps scheduling me for alternating weeks of day and night shift #fuckyoujanet

I am jealous of non healthcare ppl bc I can’t watch any medical show anymore without dying of cringe bc of inaccuracy ir it hitting too close to home

I love plotting my fanfic but not writing it

Sorry I haven’t been very gay on main recently I got distracted

I may be insane

Being “I think she’s famous I’ve seen her before” and my brother claiming the royal siblings are haalands parents 😭

Before everyone calls corruption, I call racism for giving him red in the first place. It was accidental. See video.

Me if Pochettino fucks with the lineup again

6’0” guys finding out they’re 5’11.5” tall

Someone turn me into an F1 girly because male soccer is not good for my skin

Me for any non Argentinian team

England’s best striker is only 32? Girl I thought he was 45

Imagine rooting for England. Embarrassing.

I love a man in some slutty little glasses

If your friend is an avid soccer fan that’s rooting for Argentina, you need to dump them.

Gymbros will eat nothing but protein and tell you that’s not disordered eating

There’s a special spot in hell for anyone who keeps promoting study ai apps

Men who have eating disorders will make fun of women for it whilst they’re scared of carbs

First night of qelbree and I slept from 10:30 to 2:30 but now I feel refreshed??!? Help

Every time I see an undisclosed anara ai ad, a fairy dies 🧚🪦

I HATE men

Men being annoyed by Carli Lloyd as if she’s not the most qualified and successful commenter

Come on witches and religious ppl, let’s hope Egypt beats argentinas ass

I’m disappointed in you witches

Can someone do witchcraft for Argentina to lose please?