I will sometimes stan someone terrible because I forget to check if they’re still decent.

spent 2 seconds on the discovery tab and said that’s enough of that

ryan murphy to lea michele:

Second date tmr night with the Lesbian book club girl who was my valentines

I’ve always wondered who finds Chris Pratt and Glen Powell attractive. It must be the same casting director.

My new psychiatrist asked how I did on lexapro and I was like “I was so nonchalant I wasn’t even sure what chalant was”

I can’t wait for the birth of the Taylor Lautners’ child. No matter the kids actually name, I’m still referring to them as Taylor Lautner The Third.

Imagine if they name the child Taylor Lautner III

Carrie Bradshaw has never been slapped lovingly by her friends and it shows.

I miss oomf and I hate whoever made her take a hiatus

The people saying Chappell paid off the security guard like guys let’s move on 😭

You don’t have to like an artists entire discography to Stan. I love Gaga but I pretend Joanne doesn’t exist

I just know a part of a team Jacob girls’ heart broke somewhere

i hope taylor and taylor name their baby taylor

So I didn’t sleep more than 3 hours like for 4 days and now I slept for 12 hours

Men will refuse to go to therapy and treat you like a therapist

I hate men

I hate Carrie Bradshaw like girl get up he hates you

Being up all night doing physics is not a pastime I enjoy

Can’t sleep so I’m looking up Zara Larsson Tweets which are hilarious

I love her

Reading fanfic between study sessions for a dopamine hit

The way I wake up at either 2am, 3am, or 4am every night for reasons that are beyond my knowing.

marina:

I’m not ok

The loss of an oomf is the worst loss of all

I hate whoever who made Luci leave

Not okay because my fav is leaving

LUCI DON’T GO

The way she retired to give the pop girls like Beyoncé a chance 💔

Only bad bitches get laryngitis

I feel like I either forget words to type or my keyboard hates me

there's not a day that goes by where i don't think about this video

Core memories.

You guys may be “friends of Dorthy” but I’m besties with her

Fuck insomnia I have clincials tomorrow

Um actually Barbie is just is adding fast food to her record-breaking veritable resume. Shes already been a doctor, president, astronaut and ballerina. Let my girl work at Arby’s.

WDYM EMILY PRENTISS ISNT A LESBIAN??

Why does bsky crash whenever I log on

Imma sleep early tonight (12:06AM)

Guys my crush told me to stay safe yesterday several times my feelings are so reciprocated

“Due for an oil change” am I? AM I REALLY? Why does my car need to change its oil? like that sounds like a scam.

just remembered the responsibilities of being an adult

Do yall remember shifting? Anyways I managed to lucid dream and I was dating Pansy Parkinson

#Hobama forever

Oomf is making me wanna rewatch scandal

My coping mechanism since 2024 is pretending Fitzgerald Grant is my republican president