AO3 IS BACK IN TIME FOR BEDTIME

FUCK. I have to clock in again.

scarfing down pickles in bed like a sane person

i kinda wanna dye my hair blue

I miss her

Crushing so bad on a woman that I can write a whole romance novel dedicated to her.

Three more days until I see my MRI tech crush. She’s so pretty she makes me happy that school is starting again.

Mentally? I like men. Physically? I get the appeal sometimes. Spiritually? I can’t stand them.

I love saying shit like “I like your shoelaces” and people rarely getting it

I love unknowingly tapping on oomfs profile and liking everything they’ve posted this month.

East coast moots are waking up rn and im getting ready for bed

Starting next week I have to wake up at 6AM and not sleep at 6AM

Do 50/50 bisexuals really exist? Because I’m like 98% into women the rest is generously 2% man

How do you guys wear cashmere without overheating I’m dying

My mutuals tab is not working again ughhhh

Bi panic:

I’m going to a lesbian book club

Did you have a dramione phase or are you normal?

Wondering if I can get a pap smear under anesthesia BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS THING

i relate to cats because i too like to be worshipped

Who ever told me a speculum wouldn’t hurt YOUR MOMS A HOE

I tried getting a Pap smear today and man that shit is scaryyyy

My life is in shambles which officially means I can upload to AO3 now

Idk if I want a lobotomy or a hysterectomy

Some of you never used wattpad and it shows

Where would I be if it weren’t for the lesbian y/n wattpad fics?

I miss being able to be a proud swiftie but I just can’t support her being friends with maga

Alt right pipeline? Girl what about the episode to wattpad to ao3 pipeline?

BOOTS that’s my ego boots

i ♥️ ao3

Zara Larsson is so good wth

Fiesta Salsa?

Republican makeup stems from refusing to watch gay makeup artists on YouTube

A woman at target stopped me from buying ballerina slippers lipstick and I owe her my life

The Princess of pop preformed with BOTH the King and Queen of pop

I brushed hands with my work crush last week and I still can’t stop thinking about it

Just heard that Nicki said “boys will be boys” AT ERIKA KIRKS CULT??

sallie mae can kiss my ass for all i care

Straight men singing “good luck babe” feels so wrong

I hate working during the holidays but at least I can just pretend to look busy

She’s ethereal

I love when women ✨WOMEN✨ like I tried to buy pads during my lunch break but this shop didn’t have Apple Pay. The lady behind me bought them and didn’t let me say no.

Why do I miss all the good things?

Sometimes I look at a pretty woman and think “I’m no better than a man”

Queen Victoria:

Crying because today was my last day of clincials and I won’t see my hot mri tech crush until March

I wanna eat a whole olive tee sometimes

I keep forgetting audiobooks count as books

Watching stranger things is so hard like why do will and mike look like twins who’s who??

Me doing karaoke: