actually curse everybody at CBS for not giving us CBBUS4.

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

thinking many thoughts that would get me banned or worse if i start posting them

Democrats: We did it guys, we did bipartisanship. Everyone: Ok... did you do anything that will actually help people? Democrats: No 😊

i’ve decided james mcavoy is in the same category as tom cruise where he can be in a shit movie but act his ass off in any role he’s given because it’s so serious to him

Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.

i went to a community book swap but over the years i’ve already pared down my collection to the ones i want to keep or haven’t read yet. but i am also a notebook and journal hoarder/abandoner so i took some of those to swap instead 😋

The Traitors US season 4 premieres Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

Wait I can’t believe Zohran said this you guys

now why did i burst out laughing at this dldjfkdk he’s sooo— 😭

I’m surprised he doesn’t call it the devil’s lettuce

good morning, just saw a reel about spirit halloween stores turning into spirit christmas stores and thought “oh good god”… and then i saw who’s in it 😭

USDA just released a statement saying they will issue full SNAP benefits tonight for everyone. Meanwhile, the orange monster sent his lawyers to court today to file an appeal and request a stay of the judge’s ruling. He was fine giving Argentina $40 billion, but wants Americans to starve.

it's mainstream to be conservative now so she's just riding the wave & honestly i think that's worse lmfao

Vince Gilligan had the 'Pluribus' credits include 'this show was made by humans' "I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" (via Variety)

ridley scott deciding to make 2 michael fassbenders kiss in alien: covenant

dogs slipping out of their collars:

boston rob being part of the bravo verse is kinda crazy 😭

so now there’s videos of people crashing out about a damn starbucks cup being in short supply and people accusing employees of buying stock before it’s on sale (false) thus stoking animosity towards them right when a workers’ strike is about to kick off

Me: I'm so lucky. Everything has gone right today. Newly opened soy sauce packet: Is that so?

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

so the guy blubbering pathetically about smelling mustard and onions on himself (the horror!) LIED

BREAKING: Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent. Sean Dunn faced a misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by Trump's DOJ. Hilarious: "The jury feasted on sandwiches for lunch before delivering the verdict."😅

HAPPENING NOW: Judge McConnell is sharply rebuking the Trump administration for what he said was defying his order to make full SNAP payments by Nov. 5. He has ordered USDA to make the *full* payment to states by tomorrow.

put sandwich man on the traitors!!!! @peacock

imagine a jury discussing this footage

if the sandwich hit you must acquit

Folks, saying ABOLISH ICE isn't hard. Quite easy. The water is warm here. Jump in. Mainstream it. People will follow.

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike. Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%. Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

but i can see the discover feed just fine

bluesky down on my blanniversary??? classic bluesky <33

i wouldn’t tell if i won the lottery but there would be signs

Moving from X to Bluesky

Ellis: Federal agents described a number of protestors as "professional agitators" based on their use of whistles, in part. "Describing neighborhood moms and rapid response groups as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are and how incredible their statements are."

i truly cannot overstate how much more CALM i have been since moving to bluesky. the most annoyed i've ever been on here is still below what my baseline was on X. "oh it can be boring" no man it's just not fuckin frying your brain 24/7 😭

happy blanniversary to all my bloomfs 💙💙💙 have to say you’ve all made this place 1000x better than the other one. here’s to another year being silly online together!!!

i'm not sure what day exactly i made the trek over here, but i want to thank @zing-thot.bsky.social for convincing me to do it and all of you for helping to make #bbsky what it is. ❤️ bluesky may have its faults but i'll take all of this over the nazi app and it's supposed entertainment any day.

IZZY AND PAIGE SAFE ANOTHER WEEEEEK!!!👏🎉🙌🥳🍾💖 #tar38 #pizzy

ok chasing phil around was cute lmfaoooo #tar38

I love you no matter what 🫶🏼 @flutedyke.bsky.social @paigeseber.bsky.social #TAR38

I'm so glad at least one team did the masks so this lovely gentleman got to have a little fun #TAR38

PIZZY QUEENS OF THE ONE AND DONE CHALLENGES #tar38 #amazingrace

PAIGE DETAIL ORIENTED QUEEN #tar38 #amazingrace

so timeline-wise when did taylor and kyland become off again because… #tar38

so tucker and eric are excellent navigators too?? #tar38 #amazingrace

Izzy telling the sheep “It’s okay” This is one of the many reasons I love her so much 😩😭♥️ #BB27

paige dissociating the whole time she was flying 😭😭 so real #tar38 #amazingrace

ohhhh jag and jas distressed 💀💀 #tar38

i’d be happy to do the skydiving roadblock tbh. no skill involved, just be hugged by a man while hurtling through the air 😃 #tar38

nat & steph learning the hard way why they should not have waited for joseph & adam last week #tar38