idgaf who’s first it’s always between these 2 teams anyway 😑 #tar38

Izzy just playing ahead of the instructor's instructions and getting it right. 😂 #TAR38

each pizzy detour is just them going on a fun date #tar38

paige the builder and izzy the flute player, oh this was made for them #tar38

“watch me play this flute, y’all” #tar38

chelsie about to put her dad on the block and vote him out #tar38

izzy hyping herself up because she knows she’ll slay #tar38

AN IZZY FLUTE COMP. THE EQUALIZER WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR #TAR38

This app really becomes the Izzy and Paige hour during #TAR38 😆. Carry on. #AmazingRace

i wish i could enjoy the jaylor moments like the rest of you but i know she’s kinda down bad to be calling kyland the love of her life and her soulmate on national tv 😭 like there was literally no need to say all that…. #tar38

taylor saying “love of my life” about kyland……. oh!!

because in what world did it make sense to give JAG an express pass…. i’m getting pissed off all over again #tar38

sage hates her bad kledsjsjs #survivor

savannah gets to get the tea AND an extra vote for a future tribal? (because lbr why would she use it now lol) #survivor #survivor49

What i’m hearing is cracked queen sage is safe #survivor

these idols are giving summer camp keychain craft project #survivor

some good news today:

adam sandlering today (wearing baggy shorts and a t shirt)

If I had a nickel for every time someone said “Just wait until there’s a flute challenge” I wouldn’t have that much money but I’d probably have enough for Taco Bell. #TAR38

Oh man, I sure wish Trump's extensive connections to Jeffrey Epstein had been known before the election

I am here once again to assure you that your local coffee shops have a better product and a better price point 💁‍♀️ And maybe, probably better politics

dailymotion i’m talking to you

when you accidentally think over the good part of the song so now you have to start it over

websites that use ad blocker detection are demonic

my heart wants a beautiful, neatly arranged home like the ones featured in architectural digest. but my spirit wants to adopt as many cats and dogs as my living space humanely allows. very difficult dilemma.

the way he said this about her too and then moved on 24 hours later

#TheTraitorsUS Season 4 episode release schedule, per Peacock: January 8: Episodes 1, 2, 3 January 15: Episodes 4, 5 January 22: Episodes 6 January 29: Episode 7 February 5: Episode 8 February 12: Episode 9 February 19: Episode 10 February 26: Finale + Reunion

back on my drinking iced coffee even though it’s cold out bs 🤪

The official trailer for The Traitors US season 4, premiering Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

“i have rabies”

currently under 3 blankets and loving life 😊

ok moved onto #CelebrityTraitors and omg why is it so wholesome? the giggling with alan carr in the turret is sending me 😭😭

this is how we get a mob hit on the pres—

traitors announcement reminded to me catch up on traitors canada 🤗

can’t wait for the unhinged thirst tweets about rob cesternino. remember how dan randomly got embroiled in barb drama (yes THOSE barbs) 😭😭

2 robs and a ron. their new band name

HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN TO KEEP A HUSBAND FIRST INSTEAD OF GOING AFTER US YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!

from the skeets on the tl i thought that homophobic c*** kim davis died but this outcome is better 😁

New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...

actually curse everybody at CBS for not giving us CBBUS4.

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

thinking many thoughts that would get me banned or worse if i start posting them

Democrats: We did it guys, we did bipartisanship. Everyone: Ok... did you do anything that will actually help people? Democrats: No 😊

i’ve decided james mcavoy is in the same category as tom cruise where he can be in a shit movie but act his ass off in any role he’s given because it’s so serious to him

Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.

i went to a community book swap but over the years i’ve already pared down my collection to the ones i want to keep or haven’t read yet. but i am also a notebook and journal hoarder/abandoner so i took some of those to swap instead 😋

The Traitors US season 4 premieres Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS