Can someone photoshop me into this one please

My security detail did her thing tonight

I don’t get paid to recruit so fuck it - Application deadline for SUNY Purchase is Dec 1

So our landlord has gotten very into watching #tar38 and we realized tonight that it’s because he’s waiting to see if he can raise our rent to $1,000,000 next year.

It’s cold can’t you tell?

had to clip this story paige told on last night's #tar38 episode to share with my other followers. a story I know many queer people can relate to a very serious conversation, "I'm worried you're becoming a vegetarian"

Yes it was me at Tiny Desk 😍 #tar38 youtu.be/jhWkvi8OPkc?...

Just leaving this picture of the flute judge here for all of us who might enjoy it #TAR38

each pizzy detour is just them going on a fun date #tar38

Happy anniversary to all of us who were just fashionably late to the party! #bbsky #kittykittypurr

@paigeseber.bsky.social is home!!! Can’t you tell? #tar38

Tell me I’m pretty #tar38

😭😭😭 thank you mac!!! We knew going into this that we were never going to win a strength or speed contest, so we made the conscious choice not to engage with the race as a test of strength or speed. We were daring ourselves to move more thoughtfully every step of the way. Do it once, do it right!

When you watch the race, think about the worst case scenario for how an ignorant person might treat any specific racer and know that it is happening more often than the edit is showing you. The cameras and the fast paced encounters can really encourage lots of bystanders to be at their worst.

Literally gut punch after gut punch after gut punch. The ripple effect of the Dubrovnik cart racing roadblock reshaped the entire race. #tar38

Real ones know I was just singing 🎶 it’s 11:06🎶 #tar38 #bb25

Bruh, is Paige…..passed out?! #TAR38

Paige is real because I would def hold this over my partner too. Guilt them forever! 🙌🏾 #TAR38 #AmazingRace

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

ETA? @andrewcuomo

OK BUT LOOK AT US!!!!! #tar38 #premiere

✨duality✨ #tar38 #teampizzy

zohran mamdani winner of celebrity big brother #bbsky

Help us make history and join the real-life race for the great city of New York. No detours, no backdoors, just 200,000 doors. One team, one goal. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social www.zohranfornyc.com/GOTV #vote #nyc #tar38

@flutedyke.bsky.social @paigeseber.bsky.social

Breaking news: world’s angriest woman spends 3 days in Houston, TX.

This shit is so funny to me because I’m actually the mean one. You just lay on a little southern charm and you can do whatever you want these people are so fucking simple. But anyways, have a great day y’all ❤️

in case you needed another reason to vote for zohran, it’s important to know he’s #TeamPizzy

Oh wow ok THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FEELING!!! #vote

“Can we kiss outside in Texas today?” - @flutedyke.bsky.social waking up in Texas with me this morning

Izzy and Paige are such a good team I’m so frustrated how this season has ZERO equalizers!! As a TAR fan I’m in shambles lol #TAR38

BB is trending extremely physical. TAR is massively advantaging fit male male teams. Modern #Survivor challenges lean extremely towards the „strong“. Dear CBS. There is an actual show for all that. It‘s literally called „The Challenge“. Can we have our other shows back, please? #BBSky #TAR38

Mind you this is who the casuals are bitching about being "mean." She asked for help, and when Jack declined she respected it and didn't get mad at him or act like he was obligated to help. #TAR38

Justice for Rubina and Kristine and this fucked up leg design. #TAR38

Izzy and Paige are so hot #TAR38

Rubina and Kristine are two of the strongest kindest realest humans I have ever met and having their quiet support made us feel stronger and braver every day of the race. Give it up for our girls and reply with a little love we can screenshot and send their way if you feel so inclined ❤️

I hate gay Halloween, like wdym you’re the sideways wheelbarrow Izzy kicked while Paige clutched pearls on #TAR38

U CAN SAY ALL U WANT ABOUT PIZZY BUT JUST KNOW THEYRE GETTING IT FIRST ATTEMPT #tar38

izzy asked to work together with jack after he and chelsie followed paige and her all episode and he said he’s good. #tar38

paige skydiving: WTF WAS THAT?! #tar38 🪂

If you are somehow confused about Paige’s tone in this thread then you must be new here. Paige was in the BBTwt trenches with us during #BB25 defending Izzy and I’m glad to see nothing has changed. We are so fortunate to get to see Izzy AND Paige on our TVs cuz she’s been fire on social media #TAR38

Everything is self defense if your concept of what women owe you is absolutely fucking delusional.

That was Jag’s favorite move on BB and he brought it over to TAR as well. “I may be taking a cheap shot at someone weaker than me but only because I have it on good authority (my imagination) that they had big plans to hurt me. So therefore I am justified in kicking the little guy but also I’m nice”

There’s just such a huge difference between disliking someone and running around like a cartoon villain sabotaging their game. But Jas and Jag refuse to acknowledge that because they were watching us like hawks looking for any opportunity to jump on the excuse that they were being attacked.

Do you see any footage of us in the prior legs speculating on UTurning them? No! Because it doesn’t exist. Because our focus was on ourselves and running a clean race. We literally were just running the race alone and they couldn’t stand it. #TAR38

Believe it or not our actual strategy was to leave everyone alone and let them make their own mistakes. We didn’t want to get distracted by twists, we didn’t make a plea for the express pass, we weren’t considering U-Turning anyone. We may be haters but please have some respect for our intelligence.

To everyone saying “well Izzy and Paige would have UTurned Jas and Jag if they got there first!” Actually NO! We know how this game works and we wouldn’t have taken an arbitrary shot at them that wouldn’t have worked and only would have antagonized them. We’re smarter than that. #TAR38

She’s definitely gonna get it now guys I think she’s really coming around.