Am I seriously thinking of wearing chacos to work…?

Had an insane travel day yesterday. #Survivor50 discourse got my mind buzzing. I miss a big Brother.

HOWLING

Watching BB17 for the first time right now and I really can’t believe that no one has ever mentioned that Vanessa Rousso talks like Zoolander.

I think everyone’s looking at this wrong. #Survivor

Thank you guys for all the birthday wishes!!!! I’m 33 and feeling iron deficient!!!

#Survivor50 This didn't make the edit, but the irony of Kyle's injury: Colby was actually the one who couldn't make it up the wall originally. Kyle went back down to boost him up

In the past year I’m 2 for 2 on not getting the hype about men who add the word god to the end of their nicknames.

go.rallyup.com/standwithmn Reminder to take a peak because they’re adding stuff all the time!!! Fuck 🥶

Happy Valentine’s Day @flutedyke.bsky.social 💕💕💕

Hi y’all!! A bunch of rtv ppl are auctioning items to fundraise for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. They provide free legal representation to low income immigrants and educate and advocate for immigrants’ rights. You can either bid or just donate directly!

Bloomfs HELP! I’m trynna do a little music thing. Can you share your favorite BB clips? Of all varieties, any season, any player

I miss them #TheTraitorsUS

Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.

WHACK HIM AGAIN, WANDA!!! #goldenglobes

Update from the road trip: we’re at my mom’s and Izzy is looking up hotels we could afford to escape to right at this very moment.

Brought @flutedyke.bsky.social to Texas Roadhouse and she asked for “regular” butter.

I am totally overwhelmed. Take your health seriously y’all, even when you’re young and fit and on top of the world. Take care of yourself. Our entire TAR38 cast burned the candle at both ends this month getting sick and pushing through. Could have been anyone. Friends make friends get flu shots. ❤️

I’m spending this whole train ride cramming in work for Titanique and @flutedyke.bsky.social is spending this whole train ride roasting me 😭😭😭 the tables have turned 😭😭😭

So embarrassed to admit that I agreed to fly Frontier that I can’t even complain about our flight getting cancelled.

I am here to campaign against Izzy v Jag because that man will not win anything else on my watch. Vote for Keanu v Rachel. #bb25 #tar38

If you're looking for some #AmazingRace postseason content, I cannot recommend our interview with @flutedyke.bsky.social and @paigeseber.bsky.social enough. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have to watch the video to see the emojis next to their name: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGFp...

I just got contacts for the first time and I’m so excited and so afraid. Here for any advice you have to offer.

Adobe users: it’s the most beautiful time of the year, where you can threaten to cancel your plan and get the price cut down from $59.99 to $29.99 for the next 12 months ✨ Manage plan-> cancel my plan -> continue and then you get this offer: (more)

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

It’s true we blew straight past our dinner plans recording this. We had no idea how long we were going to go but we were having such a good time it didn’t even matter. Hope y’all enjoy!

if you miss the #pizzy show, don't miss their 2+ hour deep dive. it's absolutely delightful.

i listened to the whole pizzy rhap interview & i just find mike bloom to be such an empathetic person. he is ALWAYS one to give people space to talk about their queerness, he NEVER trips up over pronouns, i was honestly tearing up at how he engaged izzy talking about being butch

Super cathartic to get to say all the things. Thanks for this deep dive @amikebloomtype.bsky.social and @jessliese.bsky.social (we had no idea we talked for this long but I hope you take a listen 🥰) #tar38 #RHAP #gay youtu.be/jGFpc3Tezd4?...

Izzy & Paige join Sharon on The Exclusive to break down their #AmazingRace run — all the prep, the spoilers, the U-Turn drama, and why the Moulin Rouge leg still hits hard. Plus: would they do it again?? 🏁✨ youtu.be/j9cQrXK-Ul4

@mactalksbb.bsky.social got me so high that I made @flutedyke.bsky.social take this picture with my kimchi. Happy #survivor49 finale!

Happy Birthday Izzy (December 16th) was having technical issues on posting this earlier. #doingitforthequeers #pizzy #bigbrother #tar #theamazingrace @flutedyke.bsky.social @paigeseber.bsky.social

The concept of these BB23 women still being the remarkable strategists we saw them be on our screen years later😭 #RHAPMafia #RHAPTraitors

And this is why Hannah Chaddha should be on the top of the Big Brother returnee list and the next Big Brother player to be invited to play #TheTraitorsUS 🙌🥳👑 #RHAPMafia

hannah chadda got keanu to turn on a man, she’s everything to me #rhapmafia

Keanu at 10:13:00pm ET: Hannah Chaddha is the least suspicious of us all Keanu at 10:13:01pm ET: We should be looking at the least suspicious of us all, and for that reason I think it’s SIMONE! #RHAPMafia

Oh Jerri is canceled #RHAPmafia

not the uber driver coming through with a discussion about weaponized incompetence #rhapmafia

“I think we kill Sharon” #RHAPMAFIA

Hannah Chaddha is everything to me #RHAPMAFIA

protect Simone Chaddha with everything the universe has to offer #RHAPmafia

Simone Chaddha is everything to me #RHAPMAFIA

happiest of birthdays to paige's wife, @flutedyke.bsky.social!! 🥳🥳🥳 i hope your day is spectacular! ❤️

Happy Birthday to one of the most hilarious, kind and badass people to ever grace our tv screens @flutedyke.bsky.social! The joy you have brought to this fandom is immeasurable. Have a great day!

Happy birthday to the light of my life 💕 @flutedyke.bsky.social

I was so happy to talk to @flutedyke.bsky.social and Paige for @exclusivelypod.bsky.social about their journey on #AmazingRace 💙 Full interview: youtu.be/j9cQrXK-Ul4

Jizzy fans rise 😭💀💀💀

Last but CERTAINLY not least, my #AmazingRace interview with @flutedyke.bsky.social and @paigeseber.bsky.social! They reveal how Cirie got Paige to agree to race, if they ever confronted Jag and Jas over the U-Turn & why a personal moment on the race led to their wedding: parade.com/tv/the-amazi...

I’m so proud to be your wife @flutedyke.bsky.social