jenny 🪿
@jennyautumn.bsky.social
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lucky duck || silly goose
imagine how i feel!!! i guess i’ll never podcast again. 😔
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11 days ago
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my doctor is sending me for bloodwork to rule out celiac disease and just happened to sneak in a drug test on the requisition without mentioning it? (presumably to make sure my adhd meds are being taken/not abused???) either way… 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒
17 days ago
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i really posted this and then effed off of social media for almost a month… oops. 🫠
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18 days ago
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i want to die lol (gotta toss the lol at the end so people know/think you’re joking)
about 1 month ago
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my father left me a voicemail to tell me he was going to game 6 of the world series tonight but also said twice “not to rub it in”
about 1 month ago
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bullpen bassy 🤩🤩🤩
#wantitall
about 2 months ago
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lmao i am so fucked for work in the morning. this gaaaaaame. 🫠
about 2 months ago
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i’m sorry, but our former prime minister dating katy perry is hilarious and i will never get over it.
about 2 months ago
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may we find a way to avoid facing yamamoto again 🫠
about 2 months ago
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my jonas brothers hotness ranking for the literal 0 people who asked: 1. kevin 2. joe 3. nick
about 2 months ago
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i play a few silly little games on my ipad and i swear all my targeted ads are like “chair yoga for senior women” lol 🫠🤔
about 2 months ago
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living my dream (watching the leafs and jays back-to-back on a saturday night in october)
about 2 months ago
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three more.
#wantitall
about 2 months ago
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haven’t been to my office in two weeks, so imagine my confusion when i am about to unlock my door this morning and i can hear the sound of rustling and a man grunting coming from inside (???) when i tell you my soul left my body for a moment…
about 2 months ago
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protect jawan at all costs 🥺
#survivor
about 2 months ago
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oh wait am *i* sage?
#survivor
about 2 months ago
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i really enjoy sage
#survivor
#thisisaruperttweet
about 2 months ago
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having a uterus is absolutely whack. 0 stars.
about 2 months ago
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i forgot how stressful watching my friends on tv is lmao
#thetraitorscanada
#traitorsca
#traitorscanada
#wtfisthehashtag
about 2 months ago
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jays lost, leafs lost, bills lost. back to work, missing my friends. the most tuesday of tuesdays. 😔
2 months ago
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bestie got engaged and our partners became besties too. so happy for my girl. 🥰
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2 months ago
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this is my entire energy currently. ✌️
2 months ago
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hit an unexpected rough patch with my mental health and currently navigating particularly bad anxiety and burnout symptoms. going to do my best to take care of myself over the next week so i can show up better soon.
2 months ago
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“we got screwed by twists so we introduced another bad twist that robbed the best player” is such an interesting framing here
#bb27
3 months ago
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alright let’s wrap this up.
#bb27
3 months ago
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i hope vinny buys both kelsey and morgan something really nice with his 75k.
#bb27
3 months ago
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ashley’s answers are good i just wish they didn’t sound so… “i am reciting a speech” 😖 she’s cooking vince tho.
#bb27
3 months ago
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you know, after rachel stumped for vince’s game at jury roundtable i actually thought she may vote for him over ashley but that scream changed my mind lol she’s team ash
#bb27
3 months ago
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will in a suit. keanu in a suit.
#bb27
3 months ago
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i love morgan. she’s so classy and humble through a gutting loss
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3 months ago
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i’m happy for ashley but i’m soooo sad for morgan. 😔
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3 months ago
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vince crashout aside… they both misread the instructions. ashley just realized there must be something wrong and thought to look again. my adhd ass could easily miss a key word and do this too.
#bb27
3 months ago
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this ill-fitting skeezy car salesman comp suit would have been a better choice for a finale outfit for vince.
#bb27
3 months ago
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i have a very specific day planner i buy every single year and it’s become impossible to find in canada now. i’m finding it hard to justify the shipping/import fees for what is basically just pretty paper and stickers 😭😩
3 months ago
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my brain, every time they do this challenge on
#survivor
, without fail:
3 months ago
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“i seen a shoe” oh this man is canadian canadian
#survivor
3 months ago
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this cast is definitely the highest volume of odd balls, right? the fb casuals are going to hate this season so much i can’t stop laughing about it
#survivor
3 months ago
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update: piss girl is also poop girl.
#survivor
3 months ago
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savannah is so gorgeous. STUNNING. they’re just gonna write this woman a cheque and say “whatever you say, beautiful”
#survivor
3 months ago
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did not anticipate my beloved toronto maple leafs getting mentioned on
#survivor
3 months ago
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i will never understand wearing jeans on
#survivor
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3 months ago
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oh my god the “stop casting normal people” crowd are going to hate all these lil freaks (i say freaks with love btw)
#survivor
3 months ago
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when does the chenbot comic kind of look like bowie jane?
#bb27
3 months ago
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the juxtaposition of kelley and lauren’s interviews with julie is truly stunning.
#bb27
3 months ago
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morgan: “heart emoji” 😂 that’s my millennial ass queen, future
#bb27
winner
3 months ago
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sorry but gamer girl is locked and loaded here
#bb27
3 months ago
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i don’t think i trust the “bb government” or their footage
#bb27
3 months ago
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situation: vince wins veto, saves lauren. vorgan drama continues for days to come.
#bb27
3 months ago
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ashley or morgan for hoh please and thank yew
#bb27
3 months ago
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for those hoping for morgan or vince to be evicted next… i respect your opinion, but we are not the same.
#bb27
3 months ago
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