“What are you in line for?” “Spike Lee lookalike contest.” #knicks

“What are you in line for?” “Tryouts for next season.” #knicks

Can’t wait for the part where they parade Wemby down Broadway while Hannah Waddingham follows him ringing a bell and chanting “shame, shame, shame.” #Knicks

Congratulations to Jess Liese on getting The Call! In this interview, Jess spills the beans on what changed in her writing career to nab 3 agent offers on 2 different books. Wow! @jessliese.bsky.social #writingcommunity #amquerying #romancelandia www.sanctuaryeditorial.com/post/success...

My celebrity #AmazingRace dream team is Brad Lander and Zohran Mamdani.

Hey, any #RHAP buddies going to the Tribeca Film Festival #Survivor panel tomorrow? Would you like a small loaf of banana bread? We are overrun with bananas. Let me know.

It’s Monday morning and I’ve got a new Wandoff to listen to, like it’s 2017 again. (Confession: there were entire #Survivor seasons where the Wiggle Room was the only Survivor pod I listened to EVERY week, and def the only one I bumped to the top of my queue the second it dropped. #RHAP

“A brand-new twist” and it’s just Jeff Probst spoiling the outcome of a challenge before we get to see it. #Survivor

My petty #Survivor grievance is that nobody on Etsy is selling Simmotion replicas.

So I finally saw the #Hacks #AmazingRace episode, and i feel terrible that it took me this long because it was very obviously made specifically for me. I’ve never felt more seen by an episode of television.

Is this Pokemon going to give me a big pile of money if they liked my #Survivor game?

You keep using that word. I do not think it’s spelled how you think it’s spelled. #Survivor

Very excited to let you all know that I am now represented by the absolutely amazing @katemckean.bsky.social at Howard Morhaim Literary Agency. I’m so unbelievably honored and can’t wait to embark on the next phase of my writing career.

I usually post my reality tv stuff to Bluesky and my writing stuff to Threads, but I just had a Survivor post break containment on Threads. So now I’m gonna have to cross-post everything, aren’t I?

If you’re ever cast on a reality show, live your life on and off screen in a way that enables you to show your face at a live #RHAP event.

Shout out to the dude across from me on the uptown A train reading “The Tribe and I Have Spoken” #RHAP

I got to meet Jonathan Penner. This week is really knocking stuff off my bucket list. Gonna need to add some new items. #Survivor

Tinfoil hat time: the weird #Survivor twist was designed to make people flush their advantages, the same way the Hunger Games sends some kind of natural disaster to force the tributes back toward the Cornucopia.

Is Ozzy psychic, or just extremely self-aware? #Survivor

Hey Cirie, you dropped this: 👑 #Survivor

Imagine going on #survivor and then being so repellent that a 1400-seat theater full of people is almost universally roasting you.

Sometimes I feel like some #Survivor contestants get asked to come back specifically because of how bad they are at Survivor.

By the way, to my knowledge I’ve never given #Survivor tips to anyone before they went on the show, nor should I. Some other show, on the other hand… #RHAP

Ozzy failed to learn from Auric Goldfinger and/or Dr. Evil. Never tell your plan to the person you’re trying to eliminate. #Survivor #RHAP

Everyone booed Billie Eilish. #RHAP #Survivor

Sitting in a theater with 1400 people at the largest unofficial #Survivor meetup of all time is the wrong time to be questioning why I even watch this show in the first place. But this episode is doing that.

Today my kid told me that Pokemon do not wear clothes. With very few exceptions, anything that looks like clothes is actually fur or skin. I fact-checked this. I am not okay.

What the hell am I missing about this #Survivor twist? It’s a coin flip and a very rich guy made the prize pool what it was ten seasons ago. How did this Change The Game Forever?

Emily and Devens for Amazing Race 40 #Survivor

Should I be making some buttons for next week? I can bring some Phil ones but anyone got #Survivor ideas? #RHAP

Cirie’s dad and my dad have the same handwriting. This means we’re basically related, right? #Survivor

My new favorite motivational slogan: “I’m a psycho. Let’s do it.” #Survivor

I genuinely need to know what percentage of the Internet was unable to clock that @chubicki.bsky.social was being facetious when he suggested Jimmy Fallon was sending him into an emotional spiral because his deadpan is exactly how I would have reacted to that whole nonsense as well.

Jeff challenging everyone to beat him at an endurance challenge has real “Jon Montgomery demoing all the #AmazingRaceCanada challenges” energy. #Survivor

This is me tonight and tomorrow…please send me all the good thoughts and tell me I’m a frickin badass.

Any D&D player who’s playing as a bard, learns Fireball, and doesn’t cast it by playing the Pitbull song is doing it wrong.

I need someone else to put on Netflix and watch “Eat Pray Bark.” My thoughts on it are not nuanced but I need a social media buddy to receive them.

Rizo decides not to bother looking for a hidden advantage because everyone else is, and odds are slim. I’m thinking “this is how it would be for me on #Survivor.” Camera pans to the advantage, three feet from his not-bothering-to-look ass, & I’m thinking “this is DEFINITELY how it’d be for me.”

I literally laughed out loud at this. Well played, Andy.

It is a perfectly fine and healthy choice to step away from social media AND television for an evening and watch #Survivor tomorrow morning. It is also fine to not do that if your mental health will suffer more from accidentally getting spoiled, or if you refuse to let that man steal any more joy.

Who y’all cheering for going into the 17-person merge? Personally I’m Team Smarf. #Survivor

Stop auto-playing Amazing Race after #Survivor, Paramount Plus! I’m off the clock!

#Survivor: Angelina, will you come back to play season 50? Angelina: yes, but on one condition. 🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥🧥

Probst ran out of fucks to give and replaced them with impressions and it is GIVING ME LIFE. #Survivor

I made the mistake of telling my son about Overexplaining Colby and now he is making me explain literally everything in the game as Overexplaining Colby. I’m starting to wish he hadn’t decided he liked #Survivor all of a sudden.

“Mom, do you think watching #Survivor could be a special thing we do together?” “…” “Mom, are you crying?” “It’s just …I’ve waited ten years for this moment.” “Since before I was born?!?”

My 9yo suddenly expressed an interest in watching #Survivor so I put on the first ep of season 50 for him. His favorites so far are Jonathan and Ozzy and I’m like, I didn’t raise you to be a damn casual.

Shout out to the random level 72 #PokemonGo player in our neighborhood who jumped in on our raid after my kid and I failed to win a Kleavor raid by ourselves on the first try. Never saw the guy in person but he did us a solid.

Happy release day to @foggysunrise.bsky.social, whose cozy urban fantasy “Sea Blooms” is as original as it is adorable. Getting to read it in its earlier form was a genuine delight and I can’t wait to reread it now that it’s out: a.co/d/00NTiti3

The #Survivor reward would have been so much more entertaining if they’d taken the “Gene Kelly hosting the Muppet Show” approach of sending Zac Brown to camp to hang with them, and then having him resolutely refuse to sing or acknowledge his career in any way.