My reaction to the immunity idol was, obviously, DAMN. #Survivor

Rizo’s father is one year older than I am, which, rude. #Survivor

Extended conversation about toes with Dee in the frame the entire time: #Survivor knows what it’s doing.

Actually, getting stuck overnight with someone who’s really ticked off at a third person is probably the best-case scenario because nothing bonds people like talking shit about people behind their backs. #Survivor

Three strong dudes waving floppy poles around for an hour: #Survivor knows what it’s doing.

Everyone check off “old school player complains that someone’s not working around camp” on your #Survivor bingo card.

Half of America votes to deliberately make people miserable while half votes for something that personally costs them nothing but would help others. #Survivor is yet again an unwitting microcosm.

The wildest thing about this #Survivor season is the fact that I’ve only personally met one person from the cast in real life, and that was only because Bloom and I were sitting behind her and he offered to introduce me. 🧵

I had the most horrified split second when I thought the #Survivor retrospective was giving air time to [redacted] followed by the most Comic Book Guy moment of my life where I was like, “actually, Elisabeth Filarski Hasselbeck was not cheering for Colby in that scene.”

Not me taking the bus this morning so I can be above ground to get caught up on the #Survivor Quarter Quell.

This guy gets it.

I’m at the bookstore. I’m at the Jeff Probst autograph line. I’m at the combination bookstore and Jeff Probst autograph line.

If they don’t learn anything else over the course of the journey, at least everyone on this season of #LoveIsBlindUS will leave the pods knowing how to spell the name of the state they live in.

Come on, @nytimes.com Spelling Bee. This word is perfectly cromulent.

We haven’t even started the season yet and “Overexplaining Colby” is already the @robcesternino.bsky.social breakout character of Season 50. #RHAP

#RHAP recently aired a podcast about all the times Rob made people mad and the biggest one I, personally, was involved in didn’t even get a mention, which means that dude & his weird beef are completely irrelevant. It’s really giving that Mad Men scene with Jon Hamm and Jonah from “Superstore.”

Any of my skeeps watching “School Spirits”? I started it as a laundry show and now I’m kind of emotionally invested.

#ThePitt is a great show for many reasons, but this week, when I told my son about one particular scene it got him eating a giant bowl of vegetables instead of a fifth piece of toast.

So I’ve hit the ground running on my new podcast endeavor and friends, it’s gonna be so good. I’m super hyped. Stay tuned… #vaguesky #RHAP

Anyone can brag about catching a perfect Pokemon but I’ve caught far fewer absolute zero boys, which makes them extra special. He’s so pathetic. I love him. #pokemongo

"on a craft level, it's incredible on a reality-tv-fan-level, even more so" - I WANT IT ON THE JACKET, THANK YOU JESSICA.

Not surprised this is in here. AM surprised it took 47 pages. @stephenfishbach.bsky.social (and by the way, if y’all haven’t picked up “Escape!” yet, what are you waiting for? On a craft level, it’s incredible. On a reality-tv-fan level, even more so.)

Kiddo and I played a round of Mario Kart in “Oops All Blue Shells” mode and I highly recommend it.

So I’m at @stephenfishbach.bsky.social’s signing and the number of people who have sort of squinted at me trying to place me, but have ultimately concluded I am nobody, is larger than I thought it would be. As long as I don’t speak, I’m anonymous. This is the best kind of fame. #RHAP

9yo: MOM. 6-7 is over now. I’m not going to tell you the new number. Me: … 9yo: the new number is 6-9. Me: that’s inappropriate. 9yo: but it’s funny! The number is the same upside down! Me: put a pin in this. In 5 years, recall this conversation & take a photo. I’ll want to see your face.

Best thing overheard at my kid’s D&D game today: “are half-dwarf/half-orcs called ‘dorks’?”

Two observations about this week’s episodes of #TheTraitors (since I rejoined the bandwagon after finding out that the criteria I set for resuming it has been fulfilled): 1. Sweater vests should always be worn with shirts. 2. Overalls should always be worn with shirts.

I just did the Wednesday NYT crossword and friends, I CACKLED. It’s so dumb. And so good. I take my tiny doses of joy wherever I can get them these days.

I’m out on #TheTraitorsUS now obvs, but if they eliminate a certain bootlicker who sucks all the oxygen out of every room he’s in, I may dip back in later on.

Speaking of things I’ve waited months to stream that were not what I was hoping for: “People We Meet on Vacation”.

Regardless of how it shook out, there’s one thing about #TheTraitorsUS that will still make it a highlight of 2026: the look on @robcesternino.bsky.social’s face in this scene. He’s cheesing so hard, so excited to be there, and the smile does not leave his face the entire time. Love it for him.

“Jess, how is it going to be for you to watch the rest of this season of #TheTraitorsUS?”

Mood. #TheTraitorsUS

Well, goodnight, folks. #TheTraitorsUS

Mama Kelce has a strong glasses game. And you all know I love a strong glasses game. #TheTraitorsUS

SO HELP ME I WILL CANCEL PEACOCK #TheTraitorsUS

Someone call Merriam-Webster, it’s January 8th and already we have a strong contender for word of the year in “kitchuation.” #TheTraitorsUS

Alan is really giving Prue Leith with this graveyard-challenge look. #TheTraitors

So do we call Other Rob “the Rob that doesn’t suck” or “the Rob that sucks even more”? #TheTraitorsUS

GET ME A GIF OF ROB SAYING “so fucking hard” RIGHT NOW #TheTraitorsUS

Anderson Cooper walked so Alan Cumming could run. #TheTraitorsUS #MolePatrol

I don’t know whose smile is bigger, @robcesternino.bsky.social on #TheTraitorsUS or me because Rob is back on my television for the first time in two decades.

My kid just handed his father an empty glass and asked for a “milky refillky” and I’m pretty sure that’s the best thing I’m gonna hear all day.

Staying in a house with a wood stove and my spouse has spent the past half hour hauling in firewood, and I quite dearly want to call him the junior deputy firewood bitch, but that is definitely a reference he will not get. #Survivor

My new headcanon is that #Survivor started stranding people in their street clothes because Jeff didn’t like it when people were twinning with him. (Don’t @ me, I know that didn’t start until Season 7.)

Rewatching #Survivor Borneo for podcast purposes and I really need to talk about the five-minute sequence in episode five that is Richard Hatch messing with a sea krait. He straight-up yeets it into the ocean by its tail to watch it swim. Obvs this hits differently in 2025.

Clearly Spelling Bee doesn’t watch #AmazingRace.

What do you do if you get “hey” and there’s an odd number of gelt in the pot? Nobody at this party, including the three Jewish people, knows for sure. #dreidel

It’s true we blew straight past our dinner plans recording this. We had no idea how long we were going to go but we were having such a good time it didn’t even matter. Hope y’all enjoy!

Super cathartic to get to say all the things. Thanks for this deep dive @amikebloomtype.bsky.social and @jessliese.bsky.social (we had no idea we talked for this long but I hope you take a listen 🥰) #tar38 #RHAP #gay youtu.be/jGFpc3Tezd4?...