is it custard and mustard

Taskmaster is great sober but it's even better when you're drunk

well I forgot that I was doing laundry

I'm drunk and trying to do laundry because I have another day of shadowing tomorrow

first aperol spritz of the summer! 😩 🍊🍾🍹☀️

good morning this hit me like a semi truck

I'm never forgiving Ainsley for what she did to Jankie

the mastermind was kinda.......

I don't have online dating stories but one time a guy I vaguely knew in college proposed marriage as a first attempt at flirtation and when I acted horrified called me "cold" (you'd think he would have given up after that but no he kept trying over the next few months bc we were in a study group)

what's the deal with limes these days they're all hard as fucking rocks

pie secured

I'm on a mission to find pie

I don't know why but baja blast zero tastes way better than regular baja blast

I really shouldn't be surprised at how people are reacting to a metalcore singer coming out as gay but here we are

like surely I read that wrong and I misunderstood something

I think I need to start my IWTV rewatch this weekend

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LESTAT WHAT HIS WHAT AND THEN THEY WHAT

well yes!

it always shocks me seeing someone watching LIUSA s6 for the first time

the only thing I could think about while watching episode 7 was that none of it would have ever happened in a dark romance because those men would have already been [redacted] #OffCampus

the fuck it will

I know they tried to update it and make them gen z but you can 1000% tell these characters were originally millennials #OffCampus

I've just been sitting here looking at the wall thinking about how insane this show is and I'm only two episodes in #HalfMan

if you told me a week ago that I'd have a JLo song on repeat in 2026 I would have called you insane

hey so this show is genuinely fucking insane #HalfMan

I'm sorry I'm just stuck on the owns a sex store with her brother part

NIALL YOU CAN'T JUST TELL PEOPLE THAT OMG ALBY ISNT YOUR THERAPIST (you should definitely get one though) #HalfMan

is this like toxic stepbrother yaoi??? I'm so lost 😭 this is really interesting but really weird #HalfMan

stop recommending duck duck go it's dogshit!!! recommend literally anything else I could try

pick up a goddamn biology book and stop listening to Joe Rogaine

my reaction to this

I love when you get a referral to a doctor and their office just never calls you

And we will be posting feed updates in the Down Detector comments

I hate the internet. No one looks at anything with nuance like the reason sex scenes are included and what purpose they serve in storytelling. With OC it was more about the general attitude around sex with trust and consent as main themes. HR sex was more about revealing elements of the characters.

my algorithm is blessing me today these are so stunning #OffCampus

I'm still thinking about the JLo and Maverick scene oh my god

Hannah and Garrett were very cute also proud of them #OffCampus

ALLIE MESSY QUEEN OH MY GOD LMAOOOOOOO #OffCampus

never met a third act breakup that made any sense

episode 7 is pissing me off bad wtf is this shit #OffCampus

day 3. well then 🫡

Dean and Allie have me kicking my feet and twirling my hair #OffCampus

I'm obsessed with Allie and Dean what's their book I gotta read it immediately #OffCampus

THE BATHROOM STALL GRAFFITI ABOUT DEAN LMAOOO #OffCampus

get Allie's loser out of here too #OffCampus

ugh get this loser out of here #OffCampus

THEY FELL ASLEEP LIKE THAT??? HELLO????? #OffCampus

there is NO way that counter is clean enough to lick #OffCampus

John Tucker? There's a character named John Tucker??? 😭 #OffCampus