Interpreting phone calls is so awkward, I don't know how VRS terps do that all day every day

Staring down the clock kinda day

*sprints through the crowd in the overstimulating bar*

In shorts and tshirt after dark looking out on the water and the skyline. I missed this so baddddd

This is a keeper for #bb28 (and life) for suuuure

Mooooood

This man better have a top hat, monocle, and cigar while rolling in piles of money by the end of the day

We are a few months away from “I don’t speak English, I don’t understand googoo gaga”

Omg listening to Britney/Corinne’s podcast and Brit called Cirie’s award the yeast infection award 💀😭 #Survivor50

McCartney playing off Colbert is amazing 🥹 And he’s crushing the backup harmonies!!

The way I have to take an hour break between filling out and sending every invoice (a 3 minute task)

So whose Jortation shift is it right now? I’m lonely

An inside source told me Jonathan won POV, sorry to the Rizo fans #Survivor50 #bb28

the OPEN era ??

“Claude will make up an advantage for you, yay!” #survivor50

In the open era of my legs #Survivor50

I heard you hate random twists, oh well welcome to Survivor 51: Luck Island!! #Survivor50

I saw this comment on survivors ig earlier and laughed out loud 😭

Aubry *almost* had 2 million until she had to pay taxes on that ugly car #Survivor50

If Aubry wins Kaoh Rong she doesn’t win 2 million when she has kids. The universe said Michelle AND Aubry get paid 🤑 Now bring back Cydney to complete the trifecta #Survivor50

We did it, not Joe! #Survivor50

The triumphant music is not convincing me that Jonathan’s speech was as impactful as Aubry’s #Survivor50

"Old School is just you work hard around camp and you win immunity challenges" No Stephenie you just have never understood what this game has been since the first season #Survivor

The concept of Ozzy explaining Survivor to Jonathan #Survivor50

Wait nvm let Stephenie cook she’s so awful that the jury wants to vote opposite her #Survivor50

Tiffany can you run your jury timer on Stephenie please? #Survivor50

“Do you want me to spoil Aubry’s win or not, whoopsies!!!” #Survivor50

#survivor50 #bbsky

Family visit ten minutes before they get their phones back, how touching #Survivor50

If Aubry somehow loses #Survivor50

There are a lot of 8 year old who want to lose Survivor twice in a row? #Survivor50

If I were an editor on the fire making segment I would sue #Survivor50

Did the fans vote for that too Jeff??? #survivor50

This is why we need to build the ballroom!! #Survivor50

Survivor becoming more like Big Brother by the second with these unforced errors 😭 #Survivor50

Daddy Joe hands-on teaching Twink Rizo fire is the start of a porn 😭 #Survivor50

Etsy Simmotion Witch I Love You #Survivor50

Becky and Sundra part 2 plzzzz #Survivor50

AUBRY BRACCO MY LORD AND SAVIOR #survivor50

AHHHHHH omgomgomgomg this trash merge was worth it for Aubry to make final 3 again 🥹 #Survivor50

you’re not scared of losing to her because she’s a threat you’re scared of losing to her because you see losing to a man as a respectable loss and you see losing to a woman as a humiliation. get the fuck out of my face. #survivor50

Before I knew what survivor was as a kid, I made little marble run towers and tried to time it so I could run as many as I could without dropping à la simmotion. I really wanna try the full size version cuz I feel like I would crush it #Survivor50

I was indifferent to Probst until tonight and now I cannot stand his ass #Survivor50

Wait IJBOL Rizo just gave up his one jury point 😵 #Survivor50

Shut up Jeff nobody asked you to manspain Survivor to Tiff #Survivor50

Charlie and Kamilla won #Survivor50 wowwwww

How come it’s always “best to the end” with these dudebros until it’s a woman who is a comp beast??! #Survivor50

Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Men #Survivor50

Little Orphan Annie got to meet Mother Nature omggggg #Survivor50