they’re chatting

[through gritted teeth] oh! that’s fine. it’s some of the greatest television ever recorded, but you can’t watch it because it’s in standard definition. totally get it!!!

oh post swap samburu lineup don’t gag it like that

gay guys flirting:

this show is a great reminder to chew with your mouth closed #thetraitorsus

i love yam yam sm 💖

Parvati Shallow stuns at Traitors watch party at 5801 in Pittsburgh

when i'm smiling the smile that makes people smile

survivor hearing fan complaints and actually doing something about it omg...

welcome back makensy manbeck!

“like it or not, russell hantz saved survivor” and the 3 years after he played are exclusively referred to as “the dark ages”

i heard they used the 100,000 dollars of second place money they saved from sophi cheating to pay for mr beast’s appearance fee… so we can blame the pregamers for that too 😭

does anyone know if traitors comes out at 6 PT?

cheated and did all that just to lose and make a boring season 😭

microbang broken foot

i just think that

Say what you want about the #Survivor50 preview but seeing Shambo back on my screen filled me with nostalgia 😍

leave rosie OUT OF THIS

the sad thing is, there is a player whose reactions to all these celebrity cameos would probably make me laugh and she's not even on </3

@kamilla.ca! #Survivor50

the bar was completely silent while savannah answered kristina’s question that was special #survivor

i really wish they did opening statements again #survivor

the relief everybody who got cut from 50 must feel after seeing that trailer PLEASEEEE i am so glad they get to rest #survivor

the mud is just gross and makes for ugly television every time #survivor

jimmy fallon may be deciding my fate in this game

billie eilish boomerang idol

she’s here www.youtube.com/watch?v=loEj...

11 years to the day since the SJDS finale #survivor

they’re having angelina do an IG live during the trump speech 😭 #survivor

Mood going into tonight’s finale: #Survivor #Survivor49

now i know jeffrey didn’t just say this is one of the most unpredictable post-merges ever #survivor

mike: did you hear analyse is going to be back on tv? me: KEATING??

gosh i hope jesse lopez sue smey cydney gillon rob cesternino yam yam arocho and natalie anderson return to tv next year!! 🐵🖐🏻

the closeup of taylor’s finger barely touching kyland’s shoulder?? 😭

Brandon Donlon kind of on a generational run this week … iconic Bitter Jurors guest to Pizzy wedding witness … what will he do on Friday?!

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Brandon Donlon has returned to the Bitter Jurors Podcast. Who knows what he has in store? Listen to the podcast to find out open.spotify.com/episode/1v3V... #survivor #survivor45 #survivor49 @donlon.bsky.social @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social

I can’t emphasize how much I appreciate @donlon.bsky.social’s eloquence in talking about the state of Survivor on this week’s @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social.

yall how do they get lost in every episode 😭😭 #tar38

my mom and her partner run a renaissance faire business

i hope izzy & paige, or joseph & adam win, but if it can’t be them, i hope taylor & kyland win, and taylor chooses to Steal the money while kyland chooses to Share #theamazingrace

waittt the leaked jury boot order was wrong!!!! #survivor

yall rizo is funny + likeable i hope his haters get on board quicker than they did w drew #survivor

rizo walked into the voting booth saying “i love this game” and jeff turned to jesse tannenbaum and said “call reiman. he’s out.” #survivor