Unfortunately I am something of a completionist so I’ve started The Diplomat season 3. I believe this to be a bad show with bad politics and incredible actors.

Listen if Sandra, Nina, and Nina’s boyfriend can be on something called “Extracted” season 2, then we can get Pizzy + Cirie on Extracted season 3!!

PIZZY LORE DROP: INITIALLY PAIGE DIDN’T WANT TO DO TAR SO IZZY CALLED CIRIE AND CIRIE DIDN’T WANT TO DO IT AND CONVINCED PAIGE!!!!!!!! (Sorry for the screaming but this is so important) — via the Brice Izyah YouTube channel

Zohran Diaz Twine?

Since I’m sick with no more Alias to rewatch 💔 I’ve started Love is Blind Denver and in a sea of ridiculous people I can’t believe this one guy’s sob story is his ex gf was an introvert who didn’t always want to go to concerts with him.

Goddamnit do I have to watch this show now I love watching Sandra torment people

Lost in the serious discourse is how goofy the amazing race u-turn voting board box thingy is #TAR38

Ugh I think I’m getting sick. Turning on last night’s #TAR38 and based on the reviews I’ve seen that will certainly be calming and healing

Alex calling her “off putting” in his exit interview?! Well now I might be stanning Sophie Yellow #survivor

I don’t agree with Jeremy (and while I think it’s okay to discuss the differences between all types of survivor seasons, that’s not what he ended up doing much to my disappointment lol) BUT ANYWAY this is so sinister from Jeff. Last I checked, Jeremy had a bad take but is not the executive producer.

Made the fatal mistake of laying down when they were walking to TC and I just woke up. #survivor

I feel this even more strongly now and I’m starting to stan #survivor

All the mEaN gIRls I’ve known invite science dorks to prattle on and on without making fun of them #survivor

What if they gave more people immunity? And only two people didn’t have immunity? And they lived in a house? And maybe it could be live? #survivor

Am I crazy or is this not the biggest pride goeth before a vote out episode (Jawan)??!! #survivor

The theory that everyone hates Sophie Yellow because she was also cheating in pre game makes me like her so much more #survivor

#survivor49 this is a more fun way to give someone fried chicken

Trying to give up rewards … let me just go watch SJDS instead #survivor

“Given that there were five people who didn’t even have anything to do with it” sounds like a complaint Jeff received at that Gmail account he had a few seasons ago #survivor

Rizo’s fingernails really disgust me. I feel like he could do something about that even on the island #survivor

I don’t necessarily have an issue with any of these people individually (well maybe some of them) but there’s just no ✨ magic ✨ to this cast — like a secret ingredient is missing #survivor

Jenna Lewis loves Savannah so I love Savannah #survivor

It’s been a weird semester, a very weird work week, and a very very weird day … so I may be mean bleeting the survivor episode to stay awake tonight lol sooooorry

“the escape goat” #traitorscanada

All I will post about Squid GameS is why does the final dinner take place at Judy Chicago’s Dinner Party

The first “beez in the trap” video I saw was Cat Burns and Alan Carr and it was the greatest thing ever and I watched it like fifty times AND NOW I NEVER NEED TO SEE ANOTHER ONE PLEASE STOP DOING THIS TREND

In other news, I too am Lux-pilled

Have to start posting about the TELEVISION SHOW THE TRA*TORS with ******* because boy do those posts get the most annoying Blu*sky interactions

There’s something about this photo combo …

I did not understand the timing of all of this S50 promo and then I remembered, The Traitors released cast pics and trailers last week lmao

Survivor should be on in the fall, The Amazing Race should be on in the spring, and Big Brother should be on during the summer.

Finally watching the latest #TAR38 and I feel compelled to share that I was obsessed with Eastern European painted Easter eggs when I was in high school. #cool

The undisputed star of the latest Traitors US trailer is Natalie Anderson being menacing with a fireplace poker and yelling “COME ON!!”

Tired: Dürer’s Passion of Christ woodcuts Wired: AI-generated “Probst’s Passion” graphic pasted on an undoubtedly toxic-smelling candle

I love the people that clutch their chest when they’re shot in squid gameS like yes mama let’s do some ACTING

Okay so BB contestants are allowed to talk for 7 hours in a postgame deep dive, TAR contestants are allowed to do multiple podcasts while their season is airing, and Survivor contestants who have filmed 50 (which includes 2 people from 49) are allowed to podcast about 49 BUT NO NEW ERA DEEP DIVES!!!

Far from our biggest societal (or even linguistic) problem but the word “exclusive” has come to mean absolutely nothing.

Listening to the #TraitorsCanada exit interview LOOK AWAY IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN EP 4 ….. … okay Kevin seems nuts but his vision of a three-way Traitors win for him, Omar, and Venus is a world that I want to live in so RIP king 💔

“You can do hard things” YOU WILL NEVER BE HER!!!! #survivor

Sophie Yellow kind of gives Blair Waldorf I won’t explain further #survivor

I would not have recognized Nate if they didn’t say “here this is Nate” #survivor

Sorry but aren’t they not sticking with the “original plan” BECAUSE of MC?! Maybe I missed something #survivor

HER WEB CONNECTS THEM ALL #survivor

I did laugh at Savannah glamor waving at the people she was leaving behind #survivor

Jeff Probst’s book has “never before seen photos” and they’re just stills of Coach and Jonathan Young that we’ve seen one hundred times before?

Shannon would have been doing the most uncomfortable evangelical prayer right now #survivor

On the occasion of this twist I just want to say #JusticeforTiyana #survivor

Thank you to Sage and her scene partners Shannon and Savannah for giving us legitimate personality clashes. #survivor

Sophie yellow talking about assuming a theatrical makeup class was about contouring is very triggering for me, a person who just finished registration season where none of my students read class descriptions ahead of time. #survivor