i gotta stop scheduling calls on a friday afternoon i gotta stop scheduling calls on a friday i gotta stop scheduling calls i gotta stop i

foreign interests? … yes i LOVE anime 😍😍

landlord just referred to me as mike’s “roommate”

fantasy series used to have clowns

realized i couldn’t hear music and got so annoyed a call was coming through and then i remembered id taken out my headphones just moments ago

raising my short runs from 3 miles to 4 going well wait

idk i just feel like if i were engaging in discourse over issues w adaptation from book to screen i would not openly admit i hadn’t read the book

mike nuzlocking while i play ff6… not us literally being “looking for player 2” 😭😭

and they were both girls

i’m not behind on movies i’m helping with the week 2 holds…

bodega guys gave me the extra falafel on a silver platter 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

laundering my snacks through the shared card

every meal is either pasta or beans & greens

TikToker and content creator Arii recreates her iconic meme photos 10 years later.

first time making a peanut butter smoothie with the “eyeballing it” method and it’s more of a paste

the first 5 star read of the year… well hello let’s celebrate that!

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astoria is the paris of new york city

think ij need to stop posting abt the traitors since i do not enjoy the show outside of extremely rare moments

we need partiful gcal integration

staving off the thoughts by stepping into the haven of a.. Think Coffee

it's kinda nuts how every subreddit has an alt right subreddit where the most heinous ppl in the fanbase gather to be racist

4th meal in a row of soup

idk who needs to hear this… but everyone just wants normal seltzer flavors

bro is a vibe

new apartment is really coming tg 🫶🏻

the R at jay street winning scariest platform for the 40th year in a row congratulations R at jay street!!!

i have such a gauche thought to share

movie ratings ranked: 4 stars 5 stars 3.5 stars with a heart 4.5 stars below

Because apparently I am more of a Letterboxd purist than a Muppet Show booster, I refuse to log the new special. But if you count it and are curious about my #LastFourWatched, rest assured I have seen it six times.

tried posting something and had a typo in it and had to delete it twice NEVERMIND

scrolling a guy’s media tab and he’s got like one thirst reply meme.. let’s switch it up a bit

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new muppet show was so good let’s all watch it so they make more of them WAITTTT

when i restructure the world gabe liedman will be the most powerful man in hollywood

meredith grey fujoing out

is anyone else’s apple podcast app not refreshing today

this would work on a lot of you

sat in the library for 3 hours dicking around before writing 4 pages in 45m… that’s my artists way

you can hear my thoughts on Charli XCX’s “The Moment” on my patreon www.patreon.com/bitterjurors...

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Don't support generative AI instead support generous gay guys

saw this graffiti last night. lovely stuff!

waittt i can’t find it who won best vocal stim last night

SLUGGO’S BIRTHPLACE Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 09,1949

turning 32 next month cut myself shaving worse than i ever have

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Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday. 📷️: Aaron Lavinsky

Just a reminder that our Nazi President - who is threatening the sovereignty of multiple nations, laying siege to an American city with his army of brownshirts and openly raiding the treasury to enrich himself - is also a sadistic and unrepentant pedophile.