i literally don’t think my fingers would be capable of picking that pen up and writing ciries name down at the FIRST tribal?? like i don’t think i could physically do it even if i wanted to but of course this would not be an issue because i would never want to #survivor50

I know cbs has these scooters in the back of a storage closet somewhere. they could’ve overnighted one to fiji. what the hell #survivor50

SOMEONE SEND KYLE THE JIMMY FALLON LEG CAST AND CRUTCHES come on not like this 😭 #survivor50

WAIT KYLE GOT MED EVAC’D????????? DAMN #survivor50

The Usher Uturn about to be WILD on The Amazing Race

#Survivor50 Genevieve: "Oh my god, I found an idol for the first time!" Billie Eilish for some reason:

and when the rihanna rebound veto debuts on BB28 then what. then what.

THE BILLIE EILISH BOOMERANG IDOL ??????? #SURVIVOR50

“not that I’ve experienced that” well- #survivor50

my guess is 45 minute mr beast cameo #survivor50

oh thank god I was starting to wonder if we were getting an hour long tribal #survivor50

communal dunk so beautiful it brought a tear to my eye

Why don’t we just vote out Joe first #survivor50

CAN JOE SHUT THE FUCK UUUPPPPPPPPP OH MY GOD. MY EFFING GOD #survivor50

the ancient texts omfg ??? #survivor50

CAN IZZY PARACHUTE IN OR SOMETHING. I’M DISTRAUGHT #SURVIVOR50

CIRIE UPSET… DONT WORRY QUEEN I’M ON MY WAY. I’M ON MY FUCKING WAY #SURVIVOR50

cirie has plot armor guys it’ll be fine. it’ll be fine. it’ll be soooo fine guys don’t worry guys it’ll be fine if you’re worried just stop worrying because it’ll be fine!!!!!! and no I’m not worried why would you say that!!!!! #survivor50

JEFF OPEN THE POLLS!!! WE VOTE TO RIG THE GAME FOR CIRIE!!! #survivor50

okay savannah how about you tread carefully. #survivor50

jeff always sounds more enthusiastic when he talks about cirie as opposed to any one else #survivor50

kyle better have just had an adrenaline crash or something……if it’s a serious injury I’m going to cry #survivor50

they get rice this season right . do they know that yet or is it gonna be a surprise #survivor50

if I was on the beaches of fiji and they had rooster statue idols, the number of cock jokes I would make would genuinely impact my screen time bc of how little usable footage they’d have. I’m only human #survivor50

watching a republican psyop play out in real time and I’m worried it might be working guys I’M SCARED

@simifresh.bsky.social seeing that #Survivor50

BLOOMF PFP BLOOMF PFP #SURVIVOR50

CIRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I feel alive #survivor50

not sure what becoming a parent has anything to do with knowing about refraction BUT I’m with it #survivor50

temperature check on ozzy please. do we like him do we hate him what’s up #survivor50

so Q and ozzy are in dyre fest ? #survivor50

why is there so much tension I’m crying what is in the water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! multiple instances of NeedToKissitis #survivor50

How long Coach and Ozzy were friends on #Survivor50

nerdy kings in love😭😭😭😭😭 my dream alliance deadass #Survivor50

the guy in the denim shirt is giving knockoff mcconugahughey #survivor50

heated survivor #survivor50

FINANCIAL ANALYST EMILY FLIPPEN SIGHTINNGGGGGGGGGG #survivor50

idk who these guys are but they need to kiss #survivor50

I am so happy to say I was there when Coach put his toe ring on Charlie's foot on #Survivor50 I am not so happy to say that it subsequently prompted a 10-minute discussion of WikiFeet

when survivor premiere is over there’ll only be one hour until bridgerton :D

traitors commercial during survivor reminds me of disney commercials on nickelodeon. like ummm wrong house

hey guys did I miss anything

A lot of people’s responses to this, or when anything similar happens, is to say you should always assume the worst of men. I get why, but I don’t wanna move through the world like that. I like that I still have the capacity to be disappointed by humans, it means I’m not completely jaded (yet)

was anyone else under the impression that a YMCA membership was cheap wtf. why is it $75 a month

I will stop picking my nails I will stop picking my nails I will stop picking my nails I will stop picking my nails I will stop picking my nails I will stop picking my nails I will stop picking my nails I will stop picking my nails I will stop picking my nails I will stop picking my nails I will sto

what the hell is this photoshoot LMFAOO

filled out an entire survivor 50 bracket despite not knowing half the people and not watching a single pre-season interview

friend sent me a tiktok of the chappell concert we went to and the caption said "three years ago"

just found out daniel durston has been in houston for a week and will be here until at least march 1 because he's in a show here. playing elvis of course. the theater is like 4 blocks away this is so distressing knowing he's in my vicinity. gonna eat lays outside of the theater in protest