This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs

Me starting Thursday: They were really good at Big Brother, I swear!

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REPOST GRAPHIC VIDEOS OF MURDER IN FACT FUCKING DON'T

WAIITTT CONNOR STOREIE SAG AWARDS LEMME TAP INNNNNN

I'd get cancelled for having bad takes so fucking fast if I got famous and my letterboxd leaked lmfao

it’s the fact that virtually all the reasons to hate vince disappeared as soon as feeds turned off. that man is minding his business more than anyone’s business has ever been mound. he is so offline that we had to get proof of life from the actual paparazzi

pre-season reminder that The Traitors is supposed to be silly. if you’re thinking of it as anything more serious than the reality tv Avengers you’re doing it wrong

this has to be a bit at this point, which one of y’all is sending these in 😭😭😭😭

if gambling was legal in texas I'd be on draftkings right now betting on hudcon press appearances

just measured my tv using blu ray cases because I don't have measuring tape

OMG

official traitors guesses are tiffany, dorinda & rob rausch

leaving work with the unshakeable feeling I left something important at my desk but I guess we’ll find out

thinking about how if it was 2016 hudcon would have already been on the ellen show

connor solo on seth meyers throwing a wrench in this plan…… they’ll go on jimmy kimmel together maybe also with jacob tierney, THEN co-host SNL on jan 24th 🔮🕯️ MAYBE SNL will be after olympics but my sources say they’re trying really hard to make the 24th work

fully, unironically me

30 min late to work oops

trying to not get annoyed at drivers who don’t know you can turn left on red when it’s two one-ways bc it’s definitely not common knowledge but I got stuck behind one and had to wait the entire light cycle 😑

I think I was dreaming about hudcon last night but I can’t remember. this is so fucked up oh my god. of all dreams to not remember

my brain is rotting to mush I think I need to relearn calculus

as I finish yet another heated rivalry rewatch where I have not grown tired of it yet I am reminded of myself at 8 years old, when I watched high school musical 2 on dvd every single day. time is a circle.

I haven’t even started trying to understand the survivor drama yet and now there’s vince discourse ????? this is a genuine question I can’t tell

the craziest part about the phone call bj is the fact that after ilya proposes his little game shane SCOOTS UP AND SITS ON THE BACK OF THE COUCH ?????? FREAK 4 FUCKING FREAK.

briefly left the cottage to chit chat with friends but we’re back now

justice for shane hollander looking up “grilling burgers recipe” because I too am known to look up recipes for super simple things Just To Be Sure. points off for not having a meat thermometer though bc I feel like he would

sir I’m just a bellboy!!!!!!!!!!!

just found out high school musical turns 20 in two weeks

I think I need to go back to therapy but my issue is I know everything that's wrong with me and where it stems from and I recognize all my self-sabotaging habits and I am consciously aware when I do them. sooo is there a kind of therapy for that because talk therapy has Never cut it

How I'm Feeling Right Now

I just fell over

there’s something So sacred about a second, smaller groupchat

first work bathroom poop of 2026. happy effing new year y’all

@powerofotevs.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY

hudson on jimmy fallon, connor on stephen colbert, then both of them on seth meyers. this will culminate with hudcon co-hosting SNL. walk with me guys WALK WITH ME

I just processed that it’s jimmy fallon…this is about to be the most awkward unintentionally funny interview ever omfg. james isn’t gonna know what to do with all that

HI DON’T FORGET TAX SOFTWARE IS A SCAM!!!! USE FREE TAX USA YOU DON’T NEED TO USE TURBOTAX TO DO YOUR TAXES THIS SEASON, RT TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!!!!

Hudson will be on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on January 7th

overhearing my boss talk about eddington and she keeps calling pedro pascal “pablo pascal” 😭😭😭

don’t talk about heated rivalry at work don’t talk about heated rivalry at work don’t talk about heated rivalry at work don’t talk about heated rivalry at work

I don't want to work a JOB, I want to re-watch #HeatedRivalry in BED

me going into my place of work, a professional setting, with this wallpaper

Sigh 😞

got to my car realized I left my headphones in my room and had to go back up 3 flights of stairs to get them bc I have a NEW loud coworker and I would’ve killed us both if I had to listen to them all day

my room is so Cold and my bed is so Warm I think I have to quit my job. I can’t go

what if instead of going back to work today i just did anything else

goodnight

absolutely obliterating my corneas lying down with my laptop on my chest 6 inches from my face watching heated rivalry on full brightness. not gonna be able to sleep my eyes are gonna think they’ve been staring at the sun. Oh Well

sorry if im boring you again 😒

hearing “I’m coming to the cottage” for the 100th time hits just as hard as the first