"he was an alternate for #Survivor 47" and I already love him

So there's this instant legend #Survivor

Somebody REALLLLLLL hot messaged me on sniffies and then instantly blocked me so that's fun. That's great for my self esteem actually. I'm so happy that happened!!

Just casually chatting with Senator Ruben Gallego about learning Arabic in undergrad nbd

My autocorrect corrected "sick" to "dick" in a text to my boss's boss.

Having a crush is so embarrassing. What do you mean my stomach twists & I get awkward when some guy looks me in the eyes

Good morning!!!!

I have so many oomfs I want inside of me it’s ridiculous

@ziwe holenextdoor would be an iconic guest

This man literally walked out of a romance novel cover bc huh!!!!

This is nsfw: In an ass eating mood omg

Is #SeedSunday a thing?

Chores done finally, time for Sunday night workout to literally push the Sunday scaries away

I was randomly thinking about this again. Like #Survivor50 could've been such a ball if the producers didn't hate their own show and didn't put the players in strait jackets

#nw Thor: Love and Thunder (2022), dir. Taika Waititi

Making an obscene amount of rice for the difficult as fuck week I have coming up ahead

Does anybody have theories as to why the latest Grindr scammer accounts are all profiles of random women?

bluesky is a wonderful place

This recession is so bad why is every tshirt at h&m $20 and there's no sales rack...

Survivor Super Funtime Show or whatever saying Aubry belongs on Survivor Mount Rushmore instead of Cirie, I hate white men so bad #Survivor50

So I just discovered the glory that is Capital One Cafe. Half off on beverages for cardholders, plenty of space, wifi, and outlets; and its not busy. Currently I booked a nook for free for two hours so I am going to power hour x2 on all these pending items. And I am around others. Amazing.

Ms. Marvel might be my favorite Marvel project of all time???

just saw a video montage of Fraternity X clips to "What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction as the soundtrack. I love the gay mind.

Why does a random watch thread I started at midnight have 50 likes

For that matter, I'd kind of like a "Jefferson Bible" version of The Marvels. Basically it'd be Brie Larson and Teyonah Parris as a gay couple taking a road trip with Iman Vellani as their adopted daughter or something.

Because everything looks better in green

#nw Ms. Marvel (2022)

gay guys are always saying things like Did u hear the new song from Beth. I'm like no who's Beth. And they're like shut up bitch listen to this. And then they play the worst song I've ever heard. I love u gay guy.

So anyway

Saturgay Today! 💪🏼

imminently self-actualizing can you picture that?

Hungry holes open. Dick-hungry fags and breeding sluts ready to take it raw on secretspot.my

I’m so in love with Queerness

And it should be Lupita Nyong'o

Not Jem from 46 liking my comment about putting Charlie and Maria on a duos season so we can relive Charlie's trauma again 😂 #Survivor

This is a mugshot. Crimes from today alone include waking me up by using my face as a launching pad at 5am, manipulating my husband into thinking I didn’t feed her breakfast, and knocking over/shattering a full jar of tomato sauce.

Does anybody know the origin of #fcf? Who do we have to thank for this weekly celebration?

Yay it's walking around shirtless weather 😊

Glamberry Sunzest Blushpop Blackberry Tangerine Tropical Mango Juicy Peach

Busy

Hi The secret gay community boyboy.sex

finally down to only 3 new albums left to properly listen to (Zayn, Slayyyter, Noah Kahan)

We love gay

THIS! Is how we “walked down the aisle” to get married 😍 @dylansocal.bsky.social

Good morning. Busy BUSY day at work ahead but at least it's Friday! Also I am the great kind of sore from the gym, yay.

Still so crazy that if that Final 8 tribe split twist didn’t happen, Cirie would have won the game. However much you hate Jeff Probst already, I promise you it’s not enough. 💔😠 #Survivor

I love food so much