There are so many movies I want to see!!!! I think I am seeing testament of Ann Lee today. And I will try for send help tomorrow. I also wanna go support markiplier's iron lung. Plus I still have 5 best picture nominees left to watch. Why do I have to work??

WHAT

When I was a measly high school journalist I would PORE over Gallup. Every day. This is such a quietly devastating update.

Brooklyn's face when Angela said MJ could do better shsudiesheiwjdjejw Like this is one of the most entertaining segments they have ever aired. It actually captured the pure frenzy of what watching this on feeds was like #BB26 #bbsky

it’s genuinely hard for humans to wrap their heads around the idea that this is neither a robot nor a human but actually an entirely new entity

I wanna meet Dora

It’s bath time!

i love being high so much

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

if you're hot and not constantly posting pictures of yourself its like what was even the point?? evolution and technology gave us hot people and a platform to share said hotness with the masses. You are doing a disservice to humanity by not posting. Just btw!!!

and then when they unfollow and you get confirmation they were just tolerating you its so FUN 😀

I love man boobs so much

One major part of this fandom that I am wholly unaligned with is that I don't see anything interesting or charming or entertaining in Coach. He served his purpose in Tocantins and got worse with each consecutive appearance. Delusional white men just...don't do anything for me #Survivor

Something extremely Bollywood item song about how Connor stuck his titties out while Hudson was hosing him down

just any totally normal classic day in hudconland

people need to leave danielle alone like 😭😭 mind you over acting did have some of those people fooled and she was the only og traitor to make it all the way to the final episode #TheTraitorsUS

Mind you Danielle made it to the finale and wins if Britney doesn't last minute panic change a vote to break a tie. Like the constant disrespect directed at her is crazy. #TheTraitorsUS

In other news someone is getting cussed the fuck out outside my building. I heard "you dirty ass bitch. You fucked up." She is now mumbling something else I can't make out.

Need to lock in to work for about 45 minutes. Please Lorde give me strength.

so many emails "touching base on this" "following up on this" "what's the status on this" on things I haven't started

Doechii the don doechii the dean doechii lesbian supreme

They're literally shaking in the boots their MAGA supporters lick 24/7

McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man? LYONS: Yes mam McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?

Titties. Rt if u agree.

lord help me

The boobs at the end 🙂 I'm so normal about the boobs at the end 🙂

wait does this mean i get to throw ass in my all hands today

BREAKING: Brown-haired white guy with a mustache that keeps popping up on the Discover tab is actually three different homosexuals

I mostly read to the Bridgerton score and it's always a good choice

The fact that this song released in 2001 still sounds like a fresh "futuristic" song is CRAZY tidal.com/track/414431...

One thing my discover feed is gonna do is get worse and worse the more I use bluesky. Bonus worsening if I use the "show less like this" feature.

didn’t realize woke 2 is here until it was too late

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to grow up to be a hater

If anybody has any prayer to spare, Bangladesh is heading into the most significant election of my lifetime. Basically we will either have democracy or islamist extremism. All signs pointing to democracy victory but you never know. Ironically the pro-democracy party is called the Nationalist Party

What my camera sees as I ignore my responsibilities and scroll bsky (Tagged so you can forego the ugly selfie if you so close)

Finally one of the main requested features coming. I don't care as much about an edit button as I do about this. But my main request will always be media in DMs

I feel so blessed to be able to nourish myself both in terms of affordability and having the ability to cook delicious food

Plsss

I love a sexually promiscuous person

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

My #Survivor 50 interviews so far... Jenna: youtu.be/Hgsusf9FZ5k Mike: youtu.be/qqxN8YM7H3U Q: youtu.be/ckUUF2CDPCY Angelina: youtu.be/o-9nH-AdwlI Coach: youtu.be/tw_VqYmBT2c Cirie: youtu.be/sYMYW7cagt8

Everyone is forgetting Adele's cameo during Benito's super bowl performance

It is not a good Monday morning. I will get some coffee and try my best to power through this to do list. But yeah. Kinda sorta very sad and anxious so far.

Why did I just have a nap dream that I was watching a makeup tutorial about contouring with cum...

Faggots will be faggots 💅🏻

Brother just asked me if I can name a single athlete on that field

BAD BUNNY OFFICIALLY HAS THE MOST WATCHED HALFTIME IN HISTORY WITH 135.4 MILLION VIEWERS

The only thing that could have possibly made the halftime show better is if Bad Bunny and Ricky Martin kissed on the mouth

I'm just so glad closeted high school me decided to stan this woman back in 2008 she's never let me down