Ok I truly wasn’t expecting Hilary’s little album to be this good. I’m so proud of her! 🥺😍

Hilary writing a song about daddy issues? Oh she wasn’t kidding when she said this album was for the gays!

How gay am I? I kissed a man 2 weeks ago and I’m still thinking about his lips 🤭😇

McSteamy! This year is truly taking all the wrong ones (especially a fellow hot Mark!) 🥺❤️

everyone in hell counting down to his arrival like it’s the new year’s ball drop in times square

Had my little interview this afternoon and the recruiter quick booked me in to meet the hiring manager tomorrow! 🤩

Me today 😌😂

We are getting a BRAND NEW Hilary Duff album tonight

Morning! You are cute 🥰

24 hours until a new Hilary Duff album drops for the first time since Obama was president!

Remembering that a man called me gorgeous this morning 🥰🥰

Beefing with the Pope on Ash Wednesday oh honey I’m scared *for* her! 😌😂

Talked with my mom on the phone for almost 3 hours and let me tell you the range of topics covered was wild. I’m really the son of a professional yapper 😌😂

Perhaps we could have George Osborne left behind on a deserted island and we’d all be the better for it

Morning! I believe in you bb 🥰

Zohran looking at Kathy Hochul like:

My favorite thing about being a gay from a big family is when I talk with my mom about not wanting kids she’s kinda excited because she’s drowning in grandkids as it is 😂🤭

Got offered an interview today for a role that feels really well suited for me and my long term goals and I did some networking magic to get a little meeting with one of my future peers to help me prep! 🥳🤩

Made a little Miso Soup for dinner!

I would be perfectly content if I never saw another ad for AI again in my entire life

My love for Francois just continues to grow! 🥰🥰

20th anniversary? 👴🏻👴🏻

Me trying to motivate myself to be productive today:

Morning! You are wonderful ❤️

Tyra’s so silly for saying the fans were demanding her little stunts - like girl we were 12 years old putting on your little show after school 😂

Need a man to stretch me out as much as as tonight’s yoga did 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Not my mom straight face calling me asking “what’s teleportation?” 😂

Watched the little America’s Next Top Model documentary and does Tyra really think this makes her look good?

Morning! I wanna hug you 🤗🥰

Checking in with the girlies on Presidents Day like:

I can’t remember the last Sunday night I wasn’t sleeping on freshly washed sheets and tonight is no exception 🥰🥰

I love how much panic/excitement sets into every gay man the moment they see Beyoncé within a 10ft radius of a telephone 😌😂

Still thinking about how oomf called me his lover yesterday 😂

I watched The Moment this afternoon and I’m convinced Charli made this in partnership with neurologists to determine what percentage of the general population has epilepsy 😂

Morning! Time for some post Valentine’s Day kisses 🤭😘

I love flirting with a man in an open relationship and today is the best day to spot which ones I should flirt with next 🤭😇

Oomf clearly has an effect on me 🤭

My single self seeing everyone’s Valentine’s posts today 🥺🥰

Hi from me procrastinating on doing my chores 👋🏻

Inadvertently made something chocolate today: Dark Chocolate Olive Oil Banana Muffins!

Fell down a rabbit hole of listening to AOC at the Munich Security Conference while I’m baking (although this is very on brand for me I fear 🤭😌)

I hope everyone feels loved today! ❤️

Morning! Happy Valentine’s Day to all the bloomfs I crush on year round 😘🥰

Made some Red Lentil & Zucchini Fritters for dinner! 🤩🤩

Thinking about the meals I have planned to make this weekend! 🫦🫦

MRS FISH HIVE, WE WON

Finished a little interview and now preparing myself to tell an unlimited amount of cuties how much I wanna kiss them this weekend 😌😌

Morning! I’m grateful for you ❤️

Realizing the 🥵 emoji has fallen off my list of frequently used emojis