Album of the year, argue with the wall! 🤩😂

Seeing corporations advertising for “America 250”

if you don’t understand why gays in their 30s-50s love Madonna the way we do, you have to understand that she fought for us when NO ONE did. to her we weren’t just valid, but special, and even cool. She loved us BOLDLY, as much as we loved her, in a way some pop stars are afraid to do 40 yrs later.

Morning! Fell asleep trying to finish Confessions II last night. Am I an old gay now? 👴🏻😂

Mentally preparing for new Madonna tonight 🫨🫨

Currently pregnant with Shrimp Scampi! 🫃🏼🫃🏼

FCF one day early because you gotta keep oomfies on their toes 🤭😜

How is feels like to have my new dehumidifier arrive during this heatwave:

There are some bloomfs I’ve genuinely seen unclothed more than clothed and I have no complaints about it

I feel like half the reason I like my new job is because of how handsome my new computer makes me look in meetings 🤭😍

Morning! Woke up h word but forced to provide shareholder value 🤭😇

Told my mom the president is gonna get heatstroke and she immediately said “praise the lord” 🤭😂

Me reading the news everyday:

And if I said I need oomf to pick me up and kiss me, what then?

Me when everyone talks about how hot it is this week:

Looks like Georgia loves a tall, dark haired man almost as much as I do! 😌😌

Happy Gay Wrath Month! Gays get your weapons ready! 🤭😂

WiFi went out so guess no more work this afternoon 😌😂

Morning! You have so much to look forward to ❤️

@melatkirosco.bsky.social has won her primary election in her race for Congress in Colorado. She is the daughter of Ethiopian immigrants, a lawyer, and Ph.D. student running a people-powered campaign to take on corruption, lower costs, and make government work for working people - not the rich.

I love watching more DSA members win with every passing primary election this year! 🤩🤩

Remember to kiss a man when the clock strikes midnight or else you’ll turn straight at the end of pride month 🤭😂

Sisters 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

Need clock twink to wind me up real bad 🤭🫦

Are you even gay if you don’t have at least 1 man in your life at any given time that you’re like “what are we?” towards?

Tomorrow will be the first time I’ll have had health insurance since last year 🫪 What a lovely little system the U.S. has - I’d be a shame if something happened to it like it become universal 🫦🫦

Wfh means the clothes come off for lunch 😌🤭

Lovely day to remember that trans rights are fucking human rights, even if our government disagrees! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Not a single Democrat or self-proclaimed moderate should vote to confirm anybody to the Supreme Court over the next two years. And if you have a problem with that, blame Mitch McConnell.

Not coworker calling me bro 😂

Morning! You are remarkable 🥰

Realizing there are multiple oomfs in the Chicago area I need to kiss. Much to consider 😇😇

Am I still thinking about Zohran’s nipple? Yes, yes I am 🤭🫦

Kind of obsessed with the other guy who onboarded with me today whose first question was when is payday 😂

One of my favorite things about working for a company based in Ireland is by noon most folks have already logged off 😌😂

Today’s first day of work vibes! 😌😂

Morning! You are ready bb ❤️

I added a new ab exercise to my workout where you lay on your back with your legs in the air and for some reason I think I’ll be good at that 😇😇

This weekend I learned just how much gay people love going on a boat in a speedo!

Rewatching The Gilded Age and the writing is simply diabolical to have Cynthia Nixon’s character have her new husband be diagnosed with cancer only one episode after they got married 🫣😂

She’s beautiful!

My mom called me to say that the Pride Parade is on tv! 🥺🥰

After months of searching and being unemployed I finally start my new job tomorrow!

Today’s breakfast views

Morning! You are compassionate ❤️

Can’t believe Olivia said “no bottoms” during pride month 😂

Salted Peanutbutter Ice Cream in progress! 😋😋

Not me collecting boys on the internet to flirt with like tamagotchis 🤭😂

He had to keep his clothes on or else the top story would be how hot he is 🤭😂

Kinda silly when folks say AI is the future when the only thing it’s done for me this year is make it harder to contact customer service at countless places