As sad as it is, there’s something deeply comical about voters racing to the polls 2 years ago with the promise of cheaper groceries, only to be given higher and higher prices

Wow straight people really use the internet so differently than gay people. Fascinating

Morning! You are beautiful babe 🥰🥰

Realizing that Hacks could never happened these days now that Spirit Airlines shut down 😂

It’s kinda funny when I hear leaders say social media is bad for folks mental health because I think joking with bloomfs is actually very good for mine 🥰🥰

Thinking about the DMs I’ve sent over the past week 🤭😇

Nothing makes me feel older than when Instagram introduces a new feature for me to pretend to know how to use 👴🏻😂

Not Paul W. Downs doing his little workout for Men’s Health! Please respect my privacy during this time 😮‍💨😍

Where am I mentally? In a kitchen at midnight with Leslie Bibb about to feed me a strawberry with crème fraiche. Why do you ask?

Morning! You continue to wow us 🥰🥰

Made a little Couscous and Lentil Greek Salad for dinner!

The older I get the more my knowledge of current events veers on Richard Gilmore territory 😌😂

Do you ever DM oomf and think “this can’t possibly be the same phone I talk with my mother on?” 🤭😇

There’s something so gay about going on a little walk in the rain with an umbrella 🥰🥰

Finally all done with the 3 final round interviews today for one role! 😮‍💨 But the Director of Sales ended our chat by talking about how they’re tried to hire me last year and didn’t get the chance because I took another offer and he said “I hope we get that chance this time!” 🤭🤩🤩

Morning! Hoping my final interviews go well today! 🥳❤️

Kinda love my new habit of doing a nice, long workout and then having a big, fat burrito 🥰🥰

Just me and all the Bluesky babes I wanna kiss! (And they all know it 🤭😇)

Honestly missed that they referenced the iconic “Well, I got it” moment from season 1, last night! 🥺😂

I tried out a Tofu Nugget recipe for dinner last night and was very impressed! As someone who loved chicken tenders with honey mustard, back in the day, this really hit the spot 🤤🤤

Me when I see a bloomf with a boat this summer: 🤭😂

Morning! Who needs coffee when you get woken up by maintenance knocking on your door? 🫨😂

Sitting down to start the series finale of The Comeback 🥺🥺

Thinking about how gorgeous oomf is 🥰🥰

Me getting ready to watch a new Valerie Cherish episode for the final time tonight:

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms that love and accept their queer kids. ❤️

Happy Mother’s Day to our biological, chosen, and on screen mothers who mother! 🥰🥰

Morning! I wouldn’t mind having oomf play with my hair 🥰🥰

Have I been listening to the ending music from DWP2 all day? Yes, yes I have! 😌🥰

You’re telling me this man is straight AND married to a woman? That’s just not realistic 🤭😂

Today’s breakfast views 🥰🥰

I was talking with my mom last night and she said “if you ever told me you were a republican I’d die” 😌😂

Morning! I’m obviously going to be very well behaved this weekend 🤭😇

Made some Dark Chocolate and Pecan Cookies! 😋😋

Continuing my series of making food based on tv snacks, and am making chocolate chip cookies after I saw Ava steal some from Leslie Bibb on Hacks last night! 😌😂

It’s always dangerous opening pics on here on Fridays. I feel like I could poke an eye out through the screen! 🤭😂

It’s always funny running into oomfs on the apps. Like oh, you’re real! 🤭😇

Looks like I finally got my AC formally fixed after I basically emailed the manager yesterday afternoon saying “And if you don’t have that HVAC Technician here by EOD Friday, don’t even bother coming back” 😌😂

That big exhale you just heard was me finding out I’m moving onto the final round!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤩

Leslie Bibb asking Deborah Vance if she straps! What a time to be alive 😂

Decisions like this are part of what has fueled the “what’s the point in voting” mindset that permeated throughout the last presidential election. And then folks vote less and the cycle continues

Morning! You are brave bb ❤️

Paul W. Downs showing up to the set of Hacks this week like: 🤭😂

Hacks giving us 🍑 and thoughtful commentary on the ethics of AI in the same episode! No one’s doing it like them 😌😌

My Strange Addiction: Telling oomfs how handsome they are 🤭😇

Looks like “I need to kiss bloomfs o’clock” has come early today 🤭😇

Me hearing my apartment complex trying to tell me it’ll be 2-3 days to fully fix my AC again: