They got me booked to do both round 4 and 5 tomorrow!! Let’s do this! 🥳🥳

Morning! Still thinking about how I had a dream earlier this week that involved a car crash in an old red ford mustang and then the driver finding out that Bowen Yang was their long lost son or brother 😂

Thinking about how many of bloomfs butts I got to see today 🤭😇

Kamala all dressed up in front of a gas station in a swing state? Oh girlie is *running* running! 😂

My drafts are such a silly place to be haha

Aw the President attacking the Pope has brought back the plagues!

Did I check out dads at Disney today? Yes, yes I did! 🤭😇

“I love taxing the rich. Love taxing the rich. I just love taxing the rich!” 🤩😂

Genuinely forgot today was hump day and was confused why everyone was posting 🍑😂

honestly if you aren't gassing up your friends and celebrating their wins then what the hell's the point

For those following along at home, just finished round two with the manager and she was lovely and said “obviously I will push you to the next round” 🥹🤩 (onto round 4 of 5 we go!!)

Me to myself whenever I feel like I’m not hot enough: 😌😂

Morning! You are very smart bb ❤️

This woman is the closest we, as a society, will ever get to having a real life Moira Rose. Of that I am sure! 🙂‍↕️

The angel emoji is so silly because for most people it means being pure and when I use it, it means I’m feral 🤭😇

Long live Ina Garten

Me everyday: 😇😇

Two predators resigning from Congress? Well hello let’s celebrate that!

Not to weaponize my Theology Minor, but I find it incredibly funny seeing folks talk about the Catholic Church as being apolitical, like tell me you’ve never read the Bible without telling me you’ve never read the Bible 😌😂

Morning! Men are so beautiful 🥰

Realizing that 2 of the songs from this season of The Comeback have already made it to my top 10 most listened to for the year. I’m nothing if not a Valerie Cherish stan 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

New hair oil making some points!

The Netherlands and Hungary both getting hot, young leaders this year has me feeling very “lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others” 🤭😮‍💨

If there’s one thing losers are gonna do, it’s lose! 😌😂

Every time I see a straight person with a mustache I’m like “🏳️‍🌈❔🤨” Our culture is not a costume! 😌😂

Morning! Gay people are so silly 🥰

I love Saturday nights like this where I get to hop into bed with fresh sheets and a clean apartment and nothing to do but relax tomorrow 🥰🥰

It’s kinda funny how my mom has pointed out to me a new times lately how I’m the only one of my siblings whose not married 😂

I swear every new piece of news about the CA Governor’s race has me like:

Morning! You’re looking very cute today ☺️

We, as gay people, get to tell each other how handsome we are 🥰😇

Me seeing bloomfs post their fat cocks on the timeline:

Morning! Woke up thinking today was Saturday 😂

Hacks, The Comeback, and The Pitt all giving us new episodes at the same time? The universe must really love the gays!

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me after changing a lightbulb in my bedroom: 😂

30 minutes until new Hacks premiere! 😍😍

I love when my mom calls and gives me updates about bad things happening to family members who have wronged me 😇😇

I love gay people and our little gay voices and mannerisms 🥰🥰

Just met with the manager and she said “you sound like you’d be a great fit here!” 🤩🤩

Morning! You are uniquely you ❤️

Today was the first time I’ve ever been on a flight when the flight attendants tried to have us sing Happy Birthday to a fellow passenger and reader where is an open emergency door when you need one! 😂🪂

News used to be better 😌😂

Morning! I could use a good hug 🤗🥰

Would a kiss form bloomf fix me? Idk, but I’m willing to try! 🤭😇