Our little bagel babies doing well so far!

No man with a hairy chest under my tree this year! Guess Santa must’ve missed my house this year 😇😇

Morning! In bed with two kinds of tea where the hardest decision I’ll make today is what Christmas movie to watch next! 🥰🥰

My 6th year of making my Chocolate Cars with Andes mints for Christmas! (So that I can give everyone a new car like Oprah did) 😌😂

I’ve never made bagels before, but they felt delicious for Christmas so here we go! 🥯🥯

Not me simultaneously making/prepping 4 baked goods at once! 🤭😂

Thank you to all the oomfs posting thirst traps from their family homes today! 😮‍💨😍

Still thinking about the guy who saw my leggies last weekend and asked if I was a dancer 🕺🪩

A little poached eggs on homemade biscuits and roasted gold potatoes? Don’t mind if I do! 😋😋

Doing Christmas with my mom in a few days, so spending the next couple days watching Christmas movies, making endless treats for myself, and avoiding my conservative family members 😌🥰

Trimmed my body hair for the first time in probably 5 years and I barely recognized myself at first 😂

Merry Christmas Eve!

The holiday baking has begun with some Spiced Candied Pecans!

For anyone last minute shopping, you can never go wrong with picking me up! 🤭🥵

Morning! You are right where you should be ❤️

I’m staying calm, I’m staying calm, fuck I’m not staying calm! 🤩🤩

Made a delicious little Carrot & Chickpea soup for dinner! 😋

A man, who was probably 5 years younger than me, just called me “sir” 👴🏻😂

We are color coordinating today!

Not my mom calling me as soon as I woke up this morning 🫨😂

Morning! You are cute ❤️

Came across this picture I painted I elementary school so it turns out, yes, I’m always been gay! 😌

This time of year always makes me wanna move to a small town in the Northeast and live out my little Lorelai Gilmore fantasy 🥰🥰

Today once again reaffirmed for me that kissing guys is fun! 🤭😇

Like who’s seeing these scenes and not bursting into tears! ❤️❤️

Between Heated Rivalry & Bowen’s last SNL this has been an emotional weekend in a really good way 🥹🥰

Morning! You deserve to rest ❤️

This year I look more nudes than the past 2 years combined, so here’s a few of my favorite underwear pics from the vault this year! 😇😇

I love thinking about how that AI bubble is gonna bust soon 🫦🫦

Yesterday I was wondering why my bed felt dirty. Reader, it was just lube 🤭😂

Keeping it brief for you!

Morning! You are so cute!

I’m just a Kip looking for my Scott! 🥰🥰

AJ!!!!!!! MY GIRL

AJ Michalka!! Disney kids get ready! 🤩🤩

Local friend who I’m kinda tired of being friends with reached out and I’m really looking at her text like: 🤭😂

Ilya really said “the glasses stay on during!” 😌😂

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Still thinking about last night’s Heated Rivalry 😭❤️

Morning! You are loved ❤️

I love watching this silly little hockey show each week having no idea what timeline they’ll give us each time 😂

30 minutes until new Heated Rivalry! 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Sometimes I just think about how lovely it is that men with hairy chests exist 🥰🥰

Remembering that I’m turning 28 in less than 3 weeks!

Morning! Let’s hug 🤗🤗

Writing my little Christmas Cards like I’m Aunt Agnes catching up on very important correspondence 😌😂

This year I learned how much I love flirting with married men in open relationships 😇😇

Morning! You are handsome and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise 😘