Honestly if just genuinely ask about my hobbies/interests, I will put out

Horny the most after leg day. Am I actually a bottom? 😔

BGB is always present but never really there if you think about it

Current state of things

Bluesky meet up but it’s just me because I don’t live in a major city

Someone said earlier Bluesky is just gay Facebook. And we are not beating the allegations with this trend. That being said do your worst

Forget sweet nothings, whisper how much of a dirty boy I am

Tuesday got me good gal

Do we think athletic cut jeans now are just husky sized jeans from the 90s/early 2000s?

Kirkland cold brew giving me the shakes today 😵‍💫

You better make me laugh

Well it is Tuesday

Set my alarm for me babe. Thx

Woof I love this man 🫠

Can’t wait for a 2 hour video essay on YouTube about the rise and fall of A24

Sorry for posting d*ck a lot lately. It’s the heat

Fiber gummies did not make me gassy today

It’s fine yall I am not even in my own skircle 😌

Okay but if the douche balls were glow in the dark, I think that would bring a lot more whimsy to my life

You are cute AND hot. It’s simply not fair

Maybe

He’s back and texted he wants his ass eaten 😁

Kind of need to bounce on it

If you see this, post a picture(s) of your thighs.

Need a bro (to) hang (on my balls)!

Oh you know just hanging out

Finally golden hour exists where I live 😌

I would say thighs are my weakness but that would imply big arms, a nice smile, big pecs, a nice ass, a nice tummy, cute eyes were also not my weakness

Just a peak

My one dog loves to cuddle during the day especially when sitting on the couch but at night when sleeping loves his space and my other dog is the opposite. Do you think they decided to take shifts?

Funday my Sunday please

It’s so hard that it hurts a little 😔

I know I don’t have to skeet all my thoughts but my journal is tired and said she needs a break

Are you a “I want to kiss my friends” type of drunk or let’s joke about 9/11 drunk?

my culture is not a costume

I am only book smart, but really dumb in all other categories

Bloomfs flirting openly and I am like

Did everyone get married this weekend?!

Not every hot person I know is bisexual. But every bisexual I know is hot

So this is how Mia Starr can still win…

And @squallleonshart.bsky.social hater origin story started 💜

Hot but like in a mid western way is the vibe

Did last nights drag race episode really happen? Still seems like a fever dream

Current state of things

Husband is gone (temporally not forever)and no one to make out to WGIA with 😔

This one for sure

Stop! That! Train! looks terrible! Can’t wait 😃

Moisturizer by Wet Leg! Physical media still exists 😌

Your dimples won’t work on me!!!! (Yes they absolutely will)

I mean it is Friday