I have seen multiple gay men dye their hair blonde this past week. We are not okay. 😔

Visiting Palm Springs in a month and if my soul doesn’t burn from the heat I’m suing

*Mumbling to self* staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window

I think everyone is sick

I am such a whiny baby when I’m sick 🫩

Sweaty 😌

Tostitos is only the superior tortilla chip when it’s in scoop form. Otherwise we have much better options

Hey bro

Baking is honestly one of the sexiest trait about a man

Pining after the same guy while watching a tv show is peak gay marriage

Thinking about butts again 🫩

Who do we think are the first bloomfs to get married

I think we found a speedo winner

The desire to post peen is strong this Friday

This episode of drag race made me fall in love with the cast so much more with all the workroom banter

Let’s just flex and give each other a little kiss

Always down for a quickie

But I like a closed concept 😩

If someone made a hevy after dark I think my perfect social media platform would exist

Happy Thursday or whatever

I bought a paper republic journal and now my life is going to change

Constantly singing the Zara Larson part in Stateside

It’s tough when you are no longer in the youngest age group for the workout class

Out with SAD and in with the D

☹️

Turns out tracking your food does help you meet your goals 😡😥🫠

5 AM workouts once again come through