Tbh day to day. There is nothing erotic the way I’m doing homo

Are you making Sean Cody proud?

Been a minute. Hi boys 👋🏼

Baking is so hot. My love language is stuffing my face with your pastries.

Heading back to the Midwest for a visit this upcoming weekend. Preparing for all of the casseroles

Ready for a road trip

Leaking in the second floor bathroom stall at 10:34 AM

Starting off the week right 😌

Sunday scary

Sweating

Consensually showing my pp to my friends

Because everything looks better in green

Time for some spring cleaning* *I panic throw away/donate everything and then need to buy it again later

I know it’s not rational but I just assume all of Chicago bloomfs know each other and kiss each other on the weekends

Oh you have salt and pepper hair? So you want me to fall in love

Need to stop buying slutty gym gear I am too afraid to wear in public

From the window to the wall, to the sweat drop down my balls and into my mouth

A lot of yall making my dick really stretch my briefs capacity to hold it in.

Feeling normal again 😌

Might have to get a CPAP machine

Woofing for attention

Hot bloomfs are hot. I really didn’t expect this

A big slut for some synth

Got called sassy in the work Teams chat. Just call me a f*ggot

I love typing on a mechanical keyboard. I swear I type at 100 wpm (I don’t but it feels like it)

Half way through Q2, have you made your dick sucking goals? What about your thirst trap deliverables?

Connecting with bloomf on a pheromone level

Dr. Pepper is a woman btw

A little bit of this a little bit of that a little two fingers up my ass

Jerkmaxxxing my dick

A strong ass can heal more in me than I would like to admit

Listening to aol instant messenger sounds on loop to calm the nerves

House hunting in places I would never live just to feel excitement

I don’t think I have anything interesting to contribute anymore 😀

Some of these apples are just too damn big

Going to dabble in some heterosexuality (ie watch some bi p*rn)

Some of yall truly light up the skyline ✨🤩

And thank goodness for that ✨

Kissing boys?!?!? With Tongue?!?! Yall are wild

I will still like your skirkle even if I am not in them to remind that I care about you but you don’t care about me 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

It’s just so nice to be able to swallow and it not feel like tiny knives to the throat 😌

Excited to get into straight gym buddies CF only for them to post unfunny memes 😞

If your notifications look like this, know that you are good shit poster

Fever dreams about bloomfs were too much. Can’t get sick again

If you put it in my mouth, you’ll be disappointed but I won’t 🙂‍↕️

Okay fellas and theyllas, what are we using as a work bag or backpack

Yeah friend I can watch you masturbate

Spend the whole weekend sick so I feel like I should get two days off for compensation

I am glad everyone is feeling themselves today 😌

I am always forget that Paul Downs is not gay