Grindr guy hit me with the “how’ve you been”?! Mama who are you?!

G’night! Remember he sees you when you’re sleeping! 🎅🏼

Now, wait a clock tick…

Oh seasonal depression, that’s what that is 🍂

No one warned me enough about nose hair 😔

Have you tried this one?

Switching between The Pitt and St.Denis Medical to balance things out 😅

she has to work from home today (it’s optional due to some snow, and I’m gonna milk it)

run it up hotties, or whatever meg thee stallion said 🤷‍♀️

First batch of Christmas cookies! 🌟

We’re working on our naughty or nice list 🌟

Ramen noodles? Again?! 🙂‍↕️

Y’all have a favorite stretch?

Artur Grucela

goon ur heart out

🫢

One slay a day keeps the diva boots

Have y’all seen @lerrrgan.bsky.social and Santa in the same room before? Didn’t think so

Yall I hate shaving 😩

Uber Eats: Imagine an $8 burrito Me: That sounds so awesome Uber Eats: Now imagine that it could be all yours for just $26

elf on the cuck shelf

held

Starting off right

G’morning! Let’s have an amazing day 🌟

GRWM: Bed time edition 🌟

Bedside sconces yay or nay?

Submitted! Three hours before it’s due. Google form crashed for a minute and I almost crashed out 😮‍💨

One slay a day keeps the diva boots

How do you Bravo gays keep up with it all?!

When the good hookup just disappears from the apps without warning.

@lerrrgan.bsky.social turning out Santa hats like it’s the triangle shirtwaist factory

The app for this art open call is due tonight so here I am putting it together last minute 😅

Finally soup season! Can’t wait to cook my fave Tuscan Chicken Tortellini Soup

Lisa and Meredith being grilled on the ending of Crazy Rich Asians lmao #RHSLC

Mom liking my insta story but ignoring my phone call?! Ok werk

Local judge won’t sign a small estate affidavit for my case and it feels homophobic 😒

Time for some core!!!

Caesar dressing restocked

My mothers:

Coworker said we gotta share the load 😔

That was a heavy call. Working with these consultants has been such a rocky road 😮‍💨

@lerrrgan.bsky.social truly is Bluesky’s Christmas fairy spreading festive cheer through pfps 🎅🏼

Texas Thistle // 2025

A temporary solution while I work on the shelves.

New title:

Do you feel that? It’s like something is freezing. Is that pussy?!

Early start. Couldn’t sleep very well so here I am