long day at the long day factory but thank you all for the birthday wishes 🫶 sorry I could not respond to everyone but I love you all

noice

my bloomfs: "robots could never replace us!" the robots:

balloon day

do we need to give Bluesky a haircut so its powers are restored

I can't believe that tomorrow I'll be two years away from 40

we're back babyyyyy

I dreamt that there was a new tcg set where every single card was different. millions of cards, all over the world, but no two were the same

one thing about being really bad with faces is that you end up saying Mornin' to everyone you pass in the halls because you aren't sure if you've met them before but even if we're strangers at least give me a half smile or a head nod!

chams

how many bees would burt's bees be if burt's bees had been bees?

I am legiterally always saying this

It's really dispelepting

why do people with big dicks always try to make up new words?? it's such a morvatic thing to do

shut up because I just found out you can change the color of your library card on Libby and it changes the colors of the submenus too!

just an electronic issue but no work will be started until Monday. dicksuckers will need to drive to me this weekend

Fitzgerald is sick :(

don't forget to water your plance

a bunch of baby ducks!

save me pineapple habanero gummies

I need a Service Ace

Depluralize a movie Momanto

happy e★

am I doing excel right

I'm straight.

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one of the two main characters is nonbinary

DOCTOR: hmm, seems like you have a serious case of tapewyrms ME: don't you mean tapewo- [dragons burst out of my ass]

Banana hammock republic

“I’m Slytherin! What are you?” Fucking Gay!

fuck, my time machine broke down and the repair shop isn't open until last week

Bears and drag queens? Keystone species.

if your name is Aiden or rhymes with Aiden you can't be president. I'm sorry

Leo Tolstoy if he sucked dick:

twinks are charismatic megafauna

blunt and a protein shake

I made a keepsake box for Milo's things and I just realized it projects his name onto my closet wall <3

your local taco spot is using AI to make their menu. my local taco spot is hand-writing their specials on notebook paper. we are not the same

"dih" is such an interesting slang word because English doesn't really have any words that end in the short "i" sound. the gays finally snuck one in

a guy with bleached tips canceled on me. another frosted flake

trade only wants to meet at the crusing park because inside trades are illegal

between 6 and 7 pm

omg what if we kissed 🙈 inside the giant inflatable colon? haha jk.... unless?? 😳

this porn actor just called his scene partner "daddy". fucking nepo babies everywhere these days smh