wow. look at all of these christmas decorations. i don't know how they found the time to put all of this together. i feel like the courtyard has been transformed into a winter wonderland

If you see this, l IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

this thanks giving i am thabk i am thankful for you thanks

haha big hand

this might be enough

what each type of gay brings to thanksgiving dinner bottoms: the turkey tops: nothing sides: sides vers: dessert

stranger things needs an after show to explain what happened, like Talking Dead used to. they could call it "Stranger Things Have Happened"

a dick so long it goes into the butt, all the way out the pee hole, and into another butt much to think about

whaaaaaat 50% off gummies at my local dispensary on thursdayyy

oops i've been calling it Cakepop Demon Hunters

it's funny how we judge ourselves so harshly for things we can overlook in other people. we're embarrassed by our belly fat or body hair, but find those things attractive in others. we hide how many murders we've done but we don't mind if our partnersm has done way more. really makes you think

oh man tough one, i guess 6 haha how about you?

i'm in the 99th percentile of knobbiest joints. please try not to be jealous

“you'II be visited by three spirits” the three spirits:

if you see this post your getaway vehicle

too cool for school

*insert its been 3000 years meme*

life hack: don't.

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey, Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly, Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree,

today i learned it's impossible to say the word 'rough' quickly twice in a row

but they didn't even ring the bell -___-

there's this huge blank wall at work so we commissioned an artist to paint something on it, and everyone agreed on what the painting should be except for one guy. he's always going a different direction than everyone else!! i guess some people are just born mural-divergent

gm

ok, i'll bite. whats wicked?

is anyone watching pluribus on apple? its sooo good i love carol so much

you can have a little treat today. as a treat

you can change the phone case in scarlet/violet and the whole back changes, so the face and the spikes are just part of the case? so theres absolutely no reason your phone has to look like a rotom just because theres a rotom inside. you could just use a normal phone case

i forgot to spend my fsa account all year and now i have $200 that will expire in 6 weeks. so everyones getting pills for christmas

piercings too small? problematic gauge gap

me when i me when when i me:

the trick to gaining mass is to alternate muscle groups. for example i work out biceps & triceps one day, then quadriceps & pentaceps the next day

There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.

bubbel son or skircle daughter

eye thread had to wait for the sun to come out

I hope this email gommages us both

i love showering when its raining. just a series of nested environments alternating between dry and wet

list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong 1. discovering the structure of the dna molecule 2. throwing the game winning pitch of the 2017 world series 3. leading the roman army to defeat the huns in the battle of the catalaunian plains

if you can name the whole cast of this show without looking it up ill let you suck my dick

concept: 'cuck restaurant' you order and pay for your meal then i make you sit aside and watch me eat it

I can't believe people are still using the "S" word in 2025

i was so tired today i couldn't figure out why my locker wouldn't open (its supposed to be "MILO ")

Angelenos when it's been raining for more than 24 hours

my brother is so cute, he wanted to get a custom water bottle with our photo on it and the second one was half off so he sent me one too lol

gossip generated by AI is called ChatGPTea

reminder that it is always in my profile

Sometimes when I'm having a bad day, I try to remember that there are people all over the world dealing with the same problems that I am, but they're not even hung

you love to see it

EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN at your earliest convenience