man I'm so hungry, all I had for lunch was a blowjob

I always fantasize about being the only person awake on a spaceship in deep space but some people fantasize about being in a snowed-in cabin or being a lone lighthouse keeper? are we all having the same fantasies just with different details??

me when I'm about to snap my own neck:

oof, that was brutal. but I'm glad I got through it. 4 down, 3 to go #suneater

is there a market for a dom who only uses old-timey degradation? like "on your knees, cad. you absolute lout. I shall deliver you quite the bumbasting if you don't hush your prattle posthaste!"

what is these

I don't have pica but I can sympathize because when you call soil "loamy" ... that is an objectively delicious sounding word

where my trypophobes at

good morning relax your shoulders babe it's ok

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he scratched all over my back but I don't have any marks?? what was even the point

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lock me up ig

happy #mcm babes

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gooood morning

goodnight

when he doesn't use enough lube:

if you're gonna sell a product specifically for people with poor eyesight maybe don't make you sign white-on-white

he's just like me fr

"There are Klingons around Uranus"

good morning

am I even dreaming in English anymore? I feel like I'm dreaming in a made up space language sometimes

he angery

don't underestimate the power of fingers in the mouth, trust me he'll appreciate it

if I were a video game boss I would simply not let my weak points glow

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moist eyes moisturize moist lies

trying to sleep but I can't because how come we all know what this 🎊 is but we've never seen one in real life??

Buh buhbuhduh buhbuhduh buhbuhduh buhbuhduhbuhduh.

these bad boys could predict incoming phone calls

sourdough! grilled! cheese! time!!

finally I can tell my  oomfs how much I want to  their  while I  them like a 

one time at the dentist, the hygienist asked me if I had any hobbies and I said "watching anime," but he heard "watching MMA" so he talked about his favorite MMA fighters for ten minutes straight

ok Sazed making some good points #Mistborn

I think I downloaded the wrong gay hockey show

"Why are you so sad today?" ⚪ I'm lonely ⚪ I feel worthless 🔘 A fictional character I love just died

I love how gays can get away with anything by saying"girlie" "oops I didn't see that old lady in the crosswalk 😳 guess I'm a vehicular manslaughter girlie now, teehee! 🤭"

I did the thing 8️⃣0️⃣ 🎆🎇🎆🎇

A pokemon you'd have based on how you look

currently experiencing critical levels of being an eepy lil guy

Post something beautiful to combat the awful

ugh I don't have any good candy right now. time to go shopping

saving these to throw at @philosophycry.bsky.social 🥰

don't do that = do not do that do not do? why do we need the second do? it should be do that or don't that

does Stanger Things take place in the same universe as Strangers With Candy?