Wearing my favorite casual outfit

Every time I eat an omelette, I think "what's Kanye West's favorite breakfast?" "Omelette you finish"

In the mountains

Someone posted this on one of my Star Trek TikToks and I'm just gonna take the win

Do you compliment things normally, or are you gay?

Might watch my favorite Valentine's day movie

Thinking about the time I blew @nixostorme.bsky.social's back out by making him do this

Lunch

My physician said my bad cholesterol levels were the lowest out of anyone he's seen today 💅

Holy shit Starfleet Academy is so fucking good

Good morning. It's #FlexFriday

Goodnight 😴

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Happy Thirstday

I can't comment a post because I keep getting an internal service error

Someone called 911 and said there's a crow mercilessly eating a rabbit on the side of the road and I'm just like

I hope my friends from high school that I went to college with and decided to stop being my friends when I stopped being the token "sexless" gay friend and actually exploring myself are having the day they deserve

It has been such a busy week

my bladder when i keep drinking my water:

Ahhh omg

A guy called 911 rambling, but he immediately said "are you gay? You sound gay." He clocked my tea. I was gagged.

Tiddy Tuesday

macklemore:

New girl at work said she thought I was 25 🤩

You ever randomly get the urge to make pastry cream for no reason? Just me? Okay.

Coworker sent me a video of me from work and my butt looked really good lmao

Wake up babe, new vocal stim just dropped

me reading /r/LeopardsAteMyFace:

me, a top, experiencing any kind of minor inconvenience: "fuck me"

My millennial instinct says to keep this box, but why? It would just take up space. Thoughts?

Fast food order for when you have macros to hit Popeyes: 5 Pc Tenders Combo - Blackened - Bold BQ and Bayou Buffalo Sauces (you'll likely only use half of each or just one) - Mashed Potatoes - Any 0 cal drink - Don't eat the biscuit that it comes with!!! See comment below for macros

Posted this on oomfs replies, but maybe I'll start sharing fast food orders for when you still got macros to hit Taco Bell: Cantina Chicken Bowl - Extra Chicken - Light Rice - No Sour Cream - No Avocado Sauce 410 calories, 19 grams fat, 30 grams carbs, 30 grams protein

I love Frieren

cash me outside

@braaaf.bsky.social well

What do you do with holiday and birthday cards? I feel awkward throwing them out, but I also don't want a bunch of cards cluttering my house

my mother introducing me to people:

Good morning

The orthodontist said I don't have to wear the rubber bands anymore, but now I feel so weird without them on.

This seems fitting given this week's Starfleet Academy episode

omg the end credits of this week's starfleet academy episode 🥲

Star Trek: Starfleet Academy made a morning wood joke lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

Now vs Oct 2023 😶

Headquartered in Cedar Rapids so you can be there just chillin.

@gaymer.fit fit and I texting each other at the gym not realizing we’re doing almost the same thing

Morning. I am once again posting a video of this movement

Gonna make my own vanilla extract