Oops

Yardwork complete

kakuna when it hits level 10:

contractors drilling:

Another benefit of RBF is that the petitioners outside the grocery store don't try to talk to me

I'm suddenly feeling murderous

goodnight!

just don't do it

viewing houses on zillow be like

Finally watching the final episode of Witch Hat I think you

rinley has returned

everything reminds me of her iykyk

me narrating my life if i were in a 2010s high school rom-com saying who i am before dirty little secret by the all american rejects plays:

Not pictured: me struggling at the end

meanwhile me, a ⬆️

Feeling vascular this morning

i went to the grocery store forgetting what day it is. needless to say i would rather give myself 1000 paper cuts and then jump into a pool of boiling salt water than have to do that again

me when someone quotes me:

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me when @camcantanything.bsky.social said i was robbed:

me and @braaaf.bsky.social's flopsky awards on the display shelf:

me at the flopsky awards when my name was announced for worst take

@gaymer.fit robbed

good morning it’s the last Sunday morning of pride month

America runs on Dunkin and Gaga

believe it or not, I get fan mail outside of bluesky

everyone wants what I have (lots of beans)

fool me once shame on me, fool me twice hey can you outrun a bullet?

why am i like this

shooting the microplastics out my dick like a bb gun

don't talk to me until i've sniffed my morning sharpie

blowing oomf’s butthole like he’s a nintendo cartridge

hole surgery? gurl just zip tie it

CONGRATS LUNCH LADY

(a)i made this

We are back with our final block of the first #FlopSkyAwards For this next category, the award goes to a moment that I for one thought was mere a joke. But given how the the votes went, it did not land well. Some may say their worst song for 2026. For Worst Take: It's The AI Song from @gaymer.fit

is this anything

Bring on the tyros, the neophytes, and the dilettantes.

someone in our govt might be rigor tortoise

lunch lady STUNS on the red carpet for the 1st annual flopsky awards

forgot about the flopsky awards i heard lunch lady is gonna slay with her outfit @braaaf.bsky.social

checking in on the haters

happy #fcf

ok