no

test, ignore

Golden hour

I hate when I come up with a funny post but have to wait to post it to achieve maximum effect

wonder if kristi noem's husband is painting easter eggs on his tits right now

Gay Guys on Easter after captioning their dick pics with “He Has Risen”

jesus exiting the cave like:

I have so much to do around the house and I'm just laying here

justin taylor to his therapist in front of his mom:

If you're following me for baking content, just know that I also post copious amounts of selfies, shirtless photos, and unhinged thoughts.

Ugh now I want to make my tiramisu cupcakes 🤤

I'm an hour late getting to the gym and I don't even wanna be here today, but I'm persisting

Why did my tiramisu post break containment

When I made the macarons, I had a bunch of leftover egg yolks so I made a pastry cream and then used it to make a tiramisu

Sometimes having RBF is nice because the salespeople at Costco don't even try with me

when the Friday hits so Good

Sorry for not posting yesterday. Take this.

Dusty dust

nelly furtado:

Eye dialation has me fucked up

I try not to use my HSA, but if I have to then I always use a credit card for the bill and then reimburse myself because I want those points

first time btw

Yeah, you could say I'm into feet

It isn't always obvious I was in Marching Band, but there's signs

saint peter at the gates of heaven to evangelicals:

elderly men in a sauna:

Looked up from my phone after logging my set, and hot gym bro walking by smiled at me. Anyway, wedding invites are going out soon.

omg happy April @bostongayboy.bsky.social showed face!!!

ok

wake up babe, new sleep paralysis demon just dropped

Bryon Noem, now sashay away

Kristi Noem's husband when she's too busy shooting puppies

"omg you have to watch friends it's so funny" me watching friends:

I just know that @bostongayboy.bsky.social participated in this trend

gm

If you ever need to explain vowel shifts to someone, Kelly saying "betch" and "shetbag" is a great example.

god:

jd vance:

I forgot it was #mcm

A man got pissy with me after I told him he wasn't entitled to a response from anyone after he was disrespectful. But he updated his profile to say "why do muscle jocks behave like douchebags?" And that's how I know I've made it. Never in my life have I been described as a "muscle jock" lmaooooo

If you see this, post a picture(s) of your thighs.

Post an image you can hear (iykyk)

What I ate today

I'm liking the way this accidental pic turned out lol

Explored somewhere new

evangelicals when they find out someone is gay:

French toast for brekkie (not a shitpost)

Now watching:

Had a smaller breakfast because I'm seeing a movie later and I know I'm gonna want snacks but I'm hungry now 🥴